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Medic Fortress 2: Medic Even Harder

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    From now on there is no such thing as a plural for spy. Use the word spy as you would use the word fish. Also, the word fish can now be substituted for the word spy.

    LittleBoots on

    Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    iowa wrote: »
    oh a new thread. the reg engy i think of is FightTest. I always see his terrible sentries in some obscure location not shooting anything.

    You just can't see the future. You don't have the vision.

    FightTest on
    MOBA DOTA.
  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    From now on there is no such thing as a plural for spy. Use the word spy as you would use the word fish. Also, the word fish can now be substituted for the word spy.

    Does that mean I ate spy for lunch

    Impersonator on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    iowa wrote: »
    oh a new thread. the reg engy i think of is FightTest. I always see his terrible sentries in some obscure location not shooting anything.
    and then complains about the best maps, aka gpit and granary.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • WoggleWoggle OheoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    From now on there is no such thing as a plural for spy. Use the word spy as you would use the word fish. Also, the word fish can now be substituted for the word spy.

    You're probably going to be swimming with the fishes now. What with all the stabbing of your back.

    Woggle on
  • FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    From now on there is no such thing as a plural for spy. Use the word spy as you would use the word fish. Also, the word fish can now be substituted for the word spy.

    Also: spy is now an adjective, synonymous with "sly" or "sneaky."

    "You're one spy motherfucker."

    Falstaff on
    Still verbing the adjective noun.
  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Falstaff wrote: »
    From now on there is no such thing as a plural for spy. Use the word spy as you would use the word fish. Also, the word fish can now be substituted for the word spy.

    Also: spy is now an adjective, synonymous with "sly" or "sneaky."

    "You're one fish motherfucker."

    LittleBoots on

    Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    and then complains about the best maps, aka gpit and granary.

    Granary is bad, but I don't complain about Gravelpit. At worst I might groan when it gets voted again and we get sent to play it for the fifth time that night. Gravelpit to me is like what Dustbowl is to a lot of you nerds. It's a good map it's just played too often.

    FightTest on
    MOBA DOTA.
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    granary is not bad. fighttest is a butt

    tyrannus on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    granary was the first map I played in the beta (on PA servers), I ran around as soldier and wrecked shit

    SoaL on
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  • His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If I'm a spy there's a 90% chance any given life that I'm going to run into a cloaked spy while I'm cloaked.

    His Corkiness on
  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If I'm a fish there's a 90% chance any given life that I'm going to run into a cloaked fish while I'm cloaked.

    Backstabbing a cloaked fish is the best.

    LittleBoots on

    Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    eveyrone get comcast cable it's great for not using the internet.

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  • FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Falstaff wrote: »
    From now on there is no such thing as a plural for spy. Use the word spy as you would use the word fish. Also, the word fish can now be substituted for the word spy.

    Also: spy is now an adjective, synonymous with "sly" or "sneaky."

    "You're one fish motherfucker."

    Something's fishy here.

    Falstaff on
    Still verbing the adjective noun.
  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    El Guaco wrote: »
    I play medic and engy almost exclusively. But then I probably don't play enough to be internet famous. heh

    I tried spy for the first time last night. I had a rather satisfying backstab on my first try. After that, I couldn't hit shit.

    Fuck spies.

    Not so overpowered after all, eh?

    savooipeerd on
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  • Bruce ForsythBruce Forsyth Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    When I played gravelpit last night, everytime I was on the stairs to the right of C, some asshole would strafe right into me, no matter where I was or how I was strafing. Fuckers...

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I accidentally übered an enemy Delish. It was very embaressing.

    Peewi on
  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Not so overpowered after all, eh?

    Spies are overpowered when my teammates see my shit get sapped by some dude, see said dude run straight at them, and then they continue to disregard said dude and turn their back to do something else.

    This happens all the time.

    FightTest on
    MOBA DOTA.
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Granary is pretty good but I preferred the gated version, mostly because I played heavy on it a lot and being last to the action is a giant pain in the ass

    Oh, and on maps without set up time, there is no reason not to harm yourselves you gits.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yeah granary was tons better with the gate. atleast that allowed people to be where they wanted. its way hard to gain ground once the middle is taken and nigh impossible if you get pushed back to the last point.

    the best ive ever seen anyone do during that last holdout was earlier this week. we held it for like 6 minutes

    TK-42-1 on
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  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I saw this thread was called "Medic Fortress 2" and I figured "Oh I guess a medic update is coming out next. I wonder what the alternative to the kritzkrieg will be?"

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  • FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So something cool happened the other day.

    I rushed back to the ever-present engi nest outside of dustbowl 1's second point after a particularly successful scout circuit. I parked beside the dispenser, directly behind the engineer and his sentry, to get some health back. Feeling particularly jovial, I decided to pass the healing time and punctuate my victory with a taunt.

    Just as I began the bat-taunt, my arms spread wide, a spy landed on my head and swung his knife, but because he landed on me, he was far too high to hit anything. before he could react he had been blown to juicy gibs, which rained down just as I said "Bonk!"

    Put quite the smile on my face, I assure you.

    Falstaff on
    Still verbing the adjective noun.
  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    FightTest wrote: »
    Not so overpowered after all, eh?

    Spies are overpowered when my teammates see my shit get sapped by some dude, see said dude run straight at them, and then they continue to disregard said dude and turn their back to do something else.

    This happens all the time.

    Last night on Gold Rush I had 2 pyros constantly spy-checking the upper deck of the first section where I had installed my sentry, etc. I was so overcome with joy, I nearly cried. Whoever you were, bless you. Needless to say, the enemy never made it to that checkpoint.

    El Guaco on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    That said.
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    Nuzak on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dickface.

    Flippy_D on
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    touched a raw nerve did i

    uncovered the truth did i

    make you re-evaluate your self image did i

    Nuzak on
  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This thread smells like spy.

    El Guaco on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't like any 5 point cap maps. I would if the 2 ends were different. Maybe I should do that, yes.. I know if would be hard to balance, but I think its possible to do.
    First I'll make one half of a map, then copy it and spin it 180 degrees and paste it... oh wait.... damn... That's what they already do. D:

    Hey You on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey You wrote: »
    I don't like any 5 point cap maps. I would if the 2 ends were different. Maybe I should do that, yes.. I know if would be hard to balance, but I think its possible to do.
    First I'll make one half of a map, then copy it and spin it 180 degrees and paste it... oh wait.... damn... That's what they already do. D:

    don't forget to add seemingly innocuous things, like hanging lights, that only one side has, so they can find some way to exploit it to their advantage.

    tyrannus on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That's why I enjoy maps with the different design layouts like science, steel, circlejerk but nooooooooo. We can't have anything that requires more than spawn & walk forward.

    Roland_tHTG on
  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So I can't really connect to Steam at the moment. For whatever reason it displays my account in the window, lets me choose/play games, but I can't connect to community or the store.

    I'm hoping that's why, when trying to play just now, I kept getting stutter-hitches every 15-30 seconds or so. I checked console and it was trying to update achievements or something but was giving me a not connected error.

    I formatted like 5 days ago and this box is clean.. no reason for this sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiit.

    Better be fixed by Monday~

    FightTest on
    MOBA DOTA.
  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So why are we completely unable to have even matches nowadays

    420 steamroll erryday

    savooipeerd on
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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So why are we completely unable to have even matches nowadays

    420 steamroll erryday

    Sometimes it's obvious but it's usually pretty random. Like one team will be destroying the other and I'll check who's on what and the names are pretty evenly split. Sometimes your good players might be playing a shitty class or not really trying very hard and you get fucked.

    Like this round of Dustbowl I just played where on offense we had 2 scouts and 2 snipers along with 0 soldiers and 0 heavies. That's just asking to get your face fucked.

    FightTest on
    MOBA DOTA.
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    FightTest wrote: »
    So why are we completely unable to have even matches nowadays

    420 steamroll erryday

    Sometimes it's obvious but it's usually pretty random. Like one team will be destroying the other and I'll check who's on what and the names are pretty evenly split. Sometimes your good players might be playing a shitty class or not really trying very hard and you get fucked.

    Like this round of Dustbowl I just played where on offense we had 2 scouts and 2 snipers along with 0 soldiers and 0 heavies. That's just asking to get your face fucked.

    Tell 'em about it.
    You wouldn't want votescramble to be an option because of leetle babbys who only want to cry some moar, now do you?

    Not pointed at you savoo <3

    Roland_tHTG on
  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    We need to play more fastlane, I love playing that map as a spy

    Impersonator on
  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've never understood why everyone starts bitching and moaning when someone even mentions a scramble when theres a steamroll. I've even seen people on the losing team go apeshit about it.

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SHUTUP DAMMIT AND WHY AREN'T YOU ON STEAM WHERE i CAN TELL YOU HOW i REALLY FEEL

    Roland_tHTG on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Take your losses like a man

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  • ElKaboomElKaboom Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I haven't played TF2 in awhile, but I just wanted to compliment you guys on your always entertaining OPs. :]

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fatlane kills the server because it's a butt map, that's why we don't play more fastlane.

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