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Medic Fortress 2: Medic Even Harder

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  • Ace JonAce Jon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You know what fuck tf2 lets just play it here in the thread by posting what our button inputs would be.

    Join as heavy
    3+e+w+[loop:m1+m2]
    y+r+e+a+l+space+m+e+n+space+d+o+space+n+o+t+space+u+s+e+space+b+a+b+y+space+t+o+y+s+[shift:1]+return

    for ease of reading: "real men do not use baby toys!"

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  • ShyftedShyfted Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man, I really need to get used to my new mouse. Either I'm holding it slightly wrong or I just need to move my hand up a little more as sometimes I just stop firing even though I think M1 is depressed. I also can't seem to find a decent sensitivity for sniping yet and every time I adjust I end up over correcting :(

    Shyfted on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Join as scout.

    X
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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Shyfted wrote: »
    Man, I really need to get used to my new mouse. Either I'm holding it slightly wrong or I just need to move my hand up a little more as sometimes I just stop firing even though I think M1 is depressed. I also can't seem to find a decent sensitivity for sniping yet and every time I adjust I end up over correcting :(

    im so used to snapping when i shoot with the shotgun or whatever that i pull my aim off heads at the worst times :\

    TK-42-1 on
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  • chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You know what fuck tf2 lets just play it here in the thread by posting what our button inputs would be.

    join as engineer
    4+3+m1
    goto: metal spawn
    3+[repeat 8 times:m1]
    goto: map dependent spot
    4+4+m1
    goto: metal spawn
    goto: heavy
    4+2+m1
    goto: metal spawn
    goto: teleporter exit
    4+1+m1
    1+1+[repeat:m1]

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    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm sorry for what I did.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There's no crouching as heavy what are you fools doing!!

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    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm sorry for what I did.

    i join as admin:

    Broadcast message (ALL): This isn't funny
    Broadcast message (ALL): Kill yourself
    Admin Command: Suicide

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hm... would crouching make getting pushed away by a Pyro's leafblower thing less effective?

    Arikado on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Doubt it

    Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo on
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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Also after getting drunk last night I had a fucking weird dream. After some usually bizzare crap involving my mother moving into a flooded farm house I left her for the evening and found that Flippy and tiny were arguing on the bench down my street. Then Ginger sticky-jumped from the bushes and murdered them both with his bottle with two quick crits. And then he was Kritz'd and Ubered at the same time despite there being no medics or healbeams anywhere and he began running towards me, flailing the electrified bottle and laughing.

    So basically we can infer that I drink too much, game stress is stupid, and that Ginger is in my head get the hell out.

    This is awesome, I'm awesome.
    I had a TF2 dream a couple of weeks ago, I WAS the demoman on Goldrush 1-2, hiding upside down hanging from the bridge firing pipes at people and laughing imagining what their killcams showed. Then moving, just laughing so much every time I killed someone, then thinking OH SHIT GOTTA MOVE! and doing it all again. Laughing so much.

    Ginger Mijango on
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    For some reason the idea of a crouching Heavy + Medic while uburs would prevent getting juggled in the air.

    Arikado on
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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i just want to say that rak nailed my mentality on the head

    it really is fun to kill flippy

    the dude was a dick to me over steam, it didn't make me very inclined to stop killing him. i didn't harass him at all, other than in the context of the game. :/

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    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Crouching prevents the drift incurred by two people occupying the same space. Crouching players don't slide as much. This is beneficial when a lot of people are crowded around a teleporter or a dispenser.

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  • chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i just want to say that rak nailed my mentality on the head

    You want to fuck Richie Rich too?!
    I'm so sorry.

    Edit: Bestest totp. Ever. For all time.

    chrono_traveller on
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    (2:45:19 PM) GingerMijango: So, to all you fine dandies so proud so cocksure, prancin' about with yer head fulla eyeballs, come and get me i say. I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the old brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end.
    (2:45:30 PM) GingerMijango: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together
    (2:45:31 PM) GingerMijango left the room (Kicked by dev|eric (WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE)).

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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    quit gettin' all your boners in my tuftoo

    oh you men.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    crouching as a heavy is only acceptable if youre fucking with a sniper across the map because man does it ever make them miss

    TK-42-1 on
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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is the drama finally fucking over or are we still bitching about it?

    Daxon on
  • guarguar Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Poor Flippy. Here, I baked you a cake mate.

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    guar on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daxon wrote: »
    Is the drama finally fucking over or are we still bitching about it?

    It was over. :x

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  • lazegamerlazegamer Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daxon wrote: »
    Is the drama finally fucking over or are we still bitching about it?

    I think we're still in the denoument of today's drama. Waiting for Job's revelation on the matter.

    lazegamer on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daxon wrote: »
    Is the drama finally fucking over or are we still bitching about it?

    It was over. :x

    Well sorry if I read about 10 pages of it and then got bored and skipped the end to see if it was finally over... Seriously, annoying.

    Daxon on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Some of us actually read the 162135 pages of drama in hopes for hat updates.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I was hoping something useful was gonna come up but all it was was "whine whine whine, flippy whine whine, spies whine whine, grief whine whine whine whine whine" for 20 fucking pages...

    edit: so I gave up.

    Daxon on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    As any normal human should.

    Quaz and Wally on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think all of you who disagree with me suck and should get on the server right now in order to get revenge for me telling you you suck

    Gumpy on
  • chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Some of us actually read the 162135 pages of drama in hopes for hat updates.

    I read this post and was confused whether I was in the TF2 thread or the WoW thread (hat = honor among thieves). Then, I thought, maybe I was in both, at the same time.

    Then my mind exploded.

    But seriously, I think it would be better for everyone if we pretended that the last 20ish pages of this thread never existed.

    chrono_traveller on
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I refuse to forgot our history of calling each other gobblecocks.

    That shit is our legacy.

    tofu on
  • chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    tofu wrote: »
    I refuse to forgot our history of calling each other gobblecocks.

    That shit is our legacy.

    Let us start a new history instead!
    gobblecock

    chrono_traveller on
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • SunstrandSunstrand Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    As a person new to tf2, and this thread, I find the the drama very educational. I have learned more about the hierarchy of the pa servers from the "drama", than actually playing the game.

    Does anyone have any tips for melee combat? It seems that if I get hit with a hand to hand weapon I tend to lag out for a second and then die from the resulting blows.

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  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daxon wrote: »
    PatboyX wrote: »
    TechBoy wrote: »
    snip

    from the comments:

    This is a great video. I played with you a night ago and you were one of the coolest guys I have ever played TF2 with.

    So, to the PA TF2 community, I just want to say:
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    You're so cool.
    You're so cool.
    You're so cool.

    What's that picture from?

    True Romance. Don't know if it was answered yet but I've been working all day and don't feel like slogging through the argument to find out.

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well, i won't be shooting flippy again. we really need to have a system where admins can't take actions in these murky sorts of things, either A) at all, or 2) if it affects them.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    True Romance was not a good movie.

    tofu on
  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sunstrand wrote: »
    As a person new to tf2, and this thread, I find the the drama very educational. I have learned more about the hierarchy of the pa servers from the "drama", than actually playing the game.

    Does anyone have any tips for melee combat? It seems that if I get hit with a hand to hand weapon I tend to lag out for a second and then die from the resulting blows.

    Now is show & tell, what have you learnt?

    As for melee, there aren't any real strats, just back off and shoot the fucker.

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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    By choosing to play on a PvP server, you have chosen to move the game difficulty slider from "Easy" to "Hard." While this makes attaining any goal all the more satisfying, expect the road to be paved with sorrow. Our goal as an in-game support staff is to take as much of a hands-off approach in resolving cross-faction player disputes as possible. If this does not sound like an appealing gameplay experience, it is strongly recommended that you select a Player versus Environment (PvE) server instead.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PatboyX wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    PatboyX wrote: »
    TechBoy wrote: »
    snip

    from the comments:

    This is a great video. I played with you a night ago and you were one of the coolest guys I have ever played TF2 with.

    So, to the PA TF2 community, I just want to say:
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    You're so cool.
    You're so cool.
    You're so cool.

    What's that picture from?

    True Romance. Don't know if it was answered yet but I've been working all day and don't feel like slogging through the argument to find out.

    Thanks! Only reason I slogged through 5 pages of those shitty 20 is looking for a response to this, then I gave up and have been nicely rewarded for it :) I have no idea if it was answered earlier either. I'm guessing not.

    Daxon on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sunstrand wrote: »
    As a person new to tf2, and this thread, I find the the drama very educational. I have learned more about the hierarchy of the pa servers from the "drama", than actually playing the game.

    Does anyone have any tips for melee combat? It seems that if I get hit with a hand to hand weapon I tend to lag out for a second and then die from the resulting blows.

    Lag out you mean like video lag wise, or lag out ping wise? The difference would be between a stuttering game (sound included) and shit jumping around.

    If it's video wise I might suggest improving your FPS by lowering graphics or tweaking the game a little. Otherwise melee just takes practice.

    Edit: Also, don't mind the drama, this shit doesn't happen very often. THIS WAS POORLY TIMED TINY FLIPPY! YOU'RE SCARING AWAY THE NEWCOMERS!!!

    Quaz and Wally on
  • ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The only 'strategy' I've found for melee is to not run directly at them but run to their side, jump when you get close, and whack them as you sail through the air past their head.

    This will only work if it's just you and the other guy though. If there's anyone around just run at him flailing wildly.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    also, people should come and play with gumpy and I!

    Daxon on
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