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NEW UFC GAME: GAY PORN SIMULATOR AVAILABLE NOW!

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
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So there's this game coming out called UFC 09: Undisputed. It's a UFC game, and it looks pretty boss. A roster of 82 fighters, with create-a-fighter! Fighters and such have played it and said it feels like a real fight, and they also say it's pretty incredible.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaS9AmZa69A&feature=PlayList&p=BEADA95A44EA4CA8&index=1

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http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/973/973169p1.html a review of the demo

The official site

And some more stuff to look at.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVdoT55Un5g&feature=PlayList&p=BEADA95A44EA4CA8&index=2

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hell yes can't wait for this game :D

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Can I play as Mayhem Miller?

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    can I play as chuck liddel

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So do the matches end in 30 seconds?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If I can play as GSP and/or Anderson Silva, I'll buy it

    and if I can kick Chuck Lidell's ass, I'll buy two

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Shit yes!

    I was just playing Fight Night with my buddy and saying how we need a UFC game like it.

    This looks to be that answer

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anyone play the demo yet ?

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    There's a demo out?

    Ah, Demo comes out next Thurs. Thanks OP. :P

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I honestly don't have very high hopes

    It looks great

    but I'm worried there's just too much going on in a MMA bout to translate well to a controller

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    GameStop received demos for people that pre ordered

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    press b to roll around on the mat with another sweaty man

    press x to teabag him

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    press b to roll around on the mat with another sweaty man

    press x to teabag him

    This isn't Halo

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I honestly don't have very high hopes

    It looks great

    but I'm worried there's just too much going on in a MMA bout to translate well to a controller

    if it's context-sensitive than that shouldn't be a problem, since you could use all of the same buttons for striking and grappling

    however, making each fighter unique is going to be difficult

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What does UFC have to do with taxes Cloudman

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    does this game accurately recreate the experience of touching a muscular, sweaty man all over his body

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sweaty men hugging: The game!

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, faggots is in full caps in the thread title guys

    We know

    Stop being so clever

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I only buy fighting games that come with rude boobs

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    change it to NEW UFC FAGGOTS GAME

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yes yes they're not wearing shirts and they're grabbing on eachother

    well done for your razor sharp wit


    now let's move on

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey guys UFC is a lot like gay sex m i rite

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    yes yes they're not wearing shirts and they're grabbing on eachother

    well done for your razor sharp wit

    now let's move on
    Sometimes they kiss, too.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    yes yes they're not wearing shirts and they're grabbing on eachother

    well done for your razor sharp wit

    now let's move on
    Sometimes they kiss, too.

    that's kickboxing not UFC

    I'll let it go this time

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    yes yes they're not wearing shirts and they're grabbing on eachother

    well done for your razor sharp wit

    now let's move on
    Sometimes they kiss, too.

    Oh shit? Is heath herring in this? I'll buy it just for him.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So do the matches end in 30 seconds?

    Bet they do

    And they'll take like three minutes to load every time

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    It's like sweaty man chess

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    It's like sweaty man chess

    Sweaty man-chests you say? :winky:

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    It's like sweaty man chess

    Sweaty man-chests you say? :winky:

    No no chess!

    But we can arrange the other one if you want :winky:

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    Boxing is a man's sport

    Two dudes punchin' each other in the face over and over until one of them falls down

    None of this choking or submission or ball punching bullshit, that's for fuckin' pussies

    Just straight up face punching for (usually) more than thirty seconds

    As long as you're not watching a fight in the heavyweight division. Fuckin' lazy, the lot of them

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    Boxing is a man's sport

    Two dudes punchin' each other in the face over and over until one of them falls down

    None of this choking or submission or ball punching bullshit, that's for fuckin' pussies

    Just straight up face punching for (usually) more than thirty seconds

    As long as you're not watching a fight in the heavyweight division. Fuckin' lazy, the lot of them

    Ball punching? What is this, the early nineties?

    Also yeah, brain damage is rad. MMA is safer for the fighters, more exciting, less filled with stupid faggot rich boys, and you can't win a fight by running away for ten rounds (FLOYD FUCKING MAYWEATHER.)
    italics. also hi olivaw.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    Boxing is a man's sport

    Two dudes punchin' each other in the face over and over until one of them falls down

    None of this choking or submission or ball punching bullshit, that's for fuckin' pussies

    Just straight up face punching for (usually) more than thirty seconds

    As long as you're not watching a fight in the heavyweight division. Fuckin' lazy, the lot of them
    Boxing is great...except for when they're just straight grabbing each other so they don't have to do anything

    that shit happens at least twice per round and it's so dumb

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    Boxing is a man's sport

    Two dudes punchin' each other in the face over and over until one of them falls down

    None of this choking or submission or ball punching bullshit, that's for fuckin' pussies

    Just straight up face punching for (usually) more than thirty seconds

    As long as you're not watching a fight in the heavyweight division. Fuckin' lazy, the lot of them
    Boxing is great...except for when they're just straight grabbing each other so they don't have to do anything

    that shit happens at least twice per round and it's so dumb

    well...


    y'know... sometimes that happens in mma too. but the ref will break it up.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    Boxing is a man's sport

    Two dudes punchin' each other in the face over and over until one of them falls down

    None of this choking or submission or ball punching bullshit, that's for fuckin' pussies

    Just straight up face punching for (usually) more than thirty seconds

    As long as you're not watching a fight in the heavyweight division. Fuckin' lazy, the lot of them
    Boxing is great...except for when they're just straight grabbing each other so they don't have to do anything

    that shit happens at least twice per round and it's so dumb

    well...


    y'know... sometimes that happens in mma too. but the ref will break it up.
    oh i know. i'm not really trying to diss either one, they're both enjoyable.

    i just prefer boxing a little bit.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The matches can end in ten seconds, yes. That's why UFC is fun, it's explosive. Not like boring-ass boxing.

    Boxing is a man's sport

    Two dudes punchin' each other in the face over and over until one of them falls down

    None of this choking or submission or ball punching bullshit, that's for fuckin' pussies

    Just straight up face punching for (usually) more than thirty seconds

    As long as you're not watching a fight in the heavyweight division. Fuckin' lazy, the lot of them
    Boxing is great...except for when they're just straight grabbing each other so they don't have to do anything

    that shit happens at least twice per round and it's so dumb

    That's why I made that exception for the heavyweight division

    Because that is all they do after round one

    Punch, miss, hug each other, step back, punch, miss, hug each other, etc.

    Now the lower weight divisions, those are filled with some fighters, man
    hi metzger what's shakin'

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Not Mayweather though. He is a sissy-boy bitch with an over-inflated ego. I could take 'im.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I was kind of happy when I heard the Golden Boy retired, I never liked that guy

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Not Mayweather though. He is a sissy-boy bitch with an over-inflated ego. I could take 'im.

    No, you couldn't

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would pay money to see you fight Floyd Mayweather, Metz

    But I would a far greater sum to see you fight Joe Calzaghe

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Metz would totally fuck Mayweather up

    but he's got bad knees

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