[Urban Dead] Remove The Head Or Destroy The WANG

Amikron Devalia

That should be enough don't you guys think?

Fiaryn

My god

It's full of cocks and dicks.

theSquid

Arthil wrote: »

I declare we need to make any building having to do with cocks dicks or anything else phallic into an outpost.

MegaMek

Jesus...

EDIT: I claim Club Cocker.

WhiteZinfandel

That should be our ultimate long term goal as a group. Claiming those buildings, I mean.

Sir Carcass

I want Cockburn.

I mean... uh....

Amikron Devalia

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Turvez's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

Welcome back to the land of the living.

Bigity

Woo 65 percent to hit with shotguns baby.

This is my boom stick!

MegaMek

Bigity wrote: »

This is my boom sticks!

Fixed :P

Seg

Amikron Devalia wrote: »

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Turvez's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

Welcome back to the land of the living.

Thank you, I left him in that graveyard about 4 hours before you found him. I hope you got somewhere safe.

Nope looks like you are a corpse, I can stay on the ground for awhile if you want to stand up as a Zombie, once you do that I can stand Revive and try to find somewhere to hide.

Cheeseliker

Well, I was making my way to Nichols Mall for some excitement and there are quite a few zombies around. Found a vsb factory barely, but who knows how long that'll last...

Arthil

Well Hiscock up in Galbraith Hills is easy to get to, only problem is it's being used as an entry point.

TheStig

Arthil wrote: »

Well Hiscock up in Galbraith Hills is easy to get to, only problem is it's being used as an entry point.

sounds painful.

Arthil

Oh god... bwahahaha. Anyway there's decent hunting up there too. Only takes 8 building moves to get to it. There were 3-4 zeds shambling about up there, probably plenty more.

Willeth

Haha, on my zombie character somewhere else in Malton:

* Cvcv62 stabbed you with a knife for 2 damage. (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
* Cvcv62 began to rebuild the barricades, using a length of pipe. (4 hours and 56 minutes ago)
* John Jonny J stabbed you with a knife for 2 damage. (4 hours and 39 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
* Dendi shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago) ...and again.
* Dendi shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
* Kinsten said "Apparently this zombie cannot be hit... attacked him 45 times and missed every time @ 35%... WTF" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
* Adrian Morgen said "well, you guys are dead. Adios." (50 minutes ago)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (49 minutes ago)
* C4 Legend said "zombie must be hackin..." (49 minutes ago)

Dehumanized

I went over to the Marven mall in South Blythville to stock up and it seems to be pretty quiet around here, zedwise.

Bigity

That's were I'm at, atm. Getting my ammo on.

theSquid

I tried to get to Hiscock but decided to retreat back to Anne General, since I found a decent swarm of zombies I wasn't really equipped to deal with just to its southeast. Several groups of 5-7 zombies in that area, if ya wanna hunt.

Willeth

I took a look at Giddings and there's three zombies max in each corner. If we stock up and all head over there the same time we could pick it up easy.

Amikron Devalia

Seg wrote: »

Amikron Devalia wrote: »

Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.

There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. Turvez's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.

Welcome back to the land of the living.

Thank you, I left him in that graveyard about 4 hours before you found him. I hope you got somewhere safe.

Nope looks like you are a corpse, I can stay on the ground for awhile if you want to stand up as a Zombie, once you do that I can stand Revive and try to find somewhere to hide.

Yea ended up falling asleep pretty much immediately after writing that message haha. All is well that ends well I suppose. Standing up now

Killer Avacado

So, what do we need chaps? I'm up to 100 XP - fireman with the basics covered (axes and running). Any requests/suggestions/etc... ?

Amikron Devalia

If you like fakking people you can get Diagnosis, and be able to see who's injured.

Fencingsax

Just revived a couple of people.

PolloDiablo

Willeth wrote: »

I took a look at Giddings and there's three zombies max in each corner. If we stock up and all head over there the same time we could pick it up easy.

I really like that idea.

Fiaryn

Is it just me or is someone getting PK'd in Wheaton Police Department every five fucking seconds?

MegaMek

Fiaryn wrote: »

Is it just me or is someone getting PK'd in Wheaton Police Department every five fucking seconds?

Just kill everyone who isn't WANG, that'll fix everything.

Amikron Devalia

Getting to be a better and better idea

Docken

Yeah Wheaton is filled with retards.

Giddings you say? I could be tempted to make the trip...

Seg

Amikron Devalia wrote: »

Yea ended up falling asleep pretty much immediately after writing that message haha. All is well that ends well I suppose. Standing up now

I left the house about 20 minutes before you posted and just got home a bit ago, I didn't notice you hanging around that graveyard so headed into the mall to check it out.

Amikron Devalia

Yea another kindly doctor revived me, so i went about curing up some mall survivors before logging out to build APs.

edit:

Taged you said "Blesley Mall in Gulsonside could really use some human help 13-15 zeds there and the humans r fightin hard to stay alive it really isnt far from here and could use alot more help plz send help that way so we can control it and start attacking in the red" (1 hour and 55 minutes ago)

TrippyJing

MegaMek wrote: »

Fiaryn wrote: »

Is it just me or is someone getting PK'd in Wheaton Police Department every five fucking seconds?

Just kill everyone who isn't WANG, that'll fix everything.

And then another group upon hearing of us will descend on us to cut down every WANG on sight. With fireaxes. It'll be the massacre of massacres. Everyone shall know that dark moment as the Day of Castration.

Willeth

Yeah, if we get a large enough group of people to head over to Giddings we could pick it up without too much trouble, I think. Outside there are maybe eight zombies in total. Not sure about inside but I'll report in an hour :P

MegaMek

TrippyJing wrote: »

MegaMek wrote: »

Fiaryn wrote: »

Is it just me or is someone getting PK'd in Wheaton Police Department every five fucking seconds?

Just kill everyone who isn't WANG, that'll fix everything.

And then another group upon hearing of us will descend on us to cut down every WANG on sight. With fireaxes. It'll be the massacre of massacres. Everyone shall know that dark moment as the Day of Castration.

As large as our group is, if we just decided to make everyone's lives fucking miserable, we could do some serious harm in a short amount of time.

Not that I'm advocating that, just making an observation :winky:

Amikron Devalia

I think we should do what was stated previously, as many of us cap out as possible level wise, and then we mass suicide and begin destroying everything for no good reason.

Acoustic

Amikron Devalia wrote: »

I think we should do what was stated previously, as many of us cap out as possible level wise, and then we mass suicide and begin destroying everything for no good reason.

Yessssss.

Seg

You guys may as well sign up for The Dead then.

Speels

Seg wrote: »

You guys may as well sign up for The Dead then.

I don't think so. :winky:

Amikron Devalia

Nah I just think we could do waves. One month we're all survivors, next we're all zombies, back and forth. Killing people and then the next month helping that same area recover from the damage we caused.

Cheeseliker

Amikron Devalia wrote: »

Nah I just think we could do waves. One month we're all survivors, next we're all zombies, back and forth. Killing people and then the next month helping that same area recover from the damage we caused.

That's a cool idea.

WhiteZinfandel

Hey, people appreciate my idea!