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Apollo 11 is stranded on the moon.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I retract my previous statement regarding Mr. Rob Cham.

    As retribution, he will make guest appearances in my comic about relationships.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    huuugs

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's like a fountain of golden joy

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    problem solved!

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well this thread sure turned awful fast

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I want to go into space so badly.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If those huuugs are meant for INWERHIRTY, Rob will be featured in my comic about a relationship. But only as a stupid bunny.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I want to go into space so badly.

    i wanna go inside ur mom so badly

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    If those huuugs are meant for INWERHIRTY, Rob will be featured in my comic about a relationship. But only as a stupid bunny.
    those were meant for everybody(you)

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    If those huuugs are meant for INWERHIRTY, Rob will be featured in my comic about a relationship. But only as a stupid bunny.
    those were meant for everybody(you)

    yessssssss. now i have to think of a role for you. damnit.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I want to go into space so badly.

    i wanna go inside ur mom so badly

    Already beat you to that, asshole!

    oh wait

    oh god

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    everyone was inside their mom at one point or another

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    everyone was inside their mom at one point or another

    and another and another and another another
    another anotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRaahhhhhhi'm done

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    futore do you actually have a comic now

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ew that's gross

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    everyone was inside their mom at one point or another

    maybe where you come from

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2009
    Seriously though for old times' sake you're totally wrong, initials-guy.

    Dude's not saying going into space is inherently bad but is creating a juxtaposition between the ability of Americans and American government to rally around the cause of space-faring and spend enormous sums of money to that end, and pat ourselves on the back with gusto for accomplishing it, while at the same time, the poor and oppressed are suffering and dying unjustly.

    He's trying to contextualize the much-lauded achievement of the moon-landing into relative unimportance in the face of the inhuman realities of poverty, and in particular poverty and associated ills born of race-discrimination (and remember this was just a few years after the Civil Rights Act), and the failure to address those.

    I mean honestly he's got a pretty good point. It's not an either/or thing he's talking about, just attempting to point out the dramatic difference in the urgency, patriotism, celebration, and money we're willing to lavish on proving our science dick was bigger than the USSR's compared to what we're willing to expend to combat poverty.



    You know I have to let out these monologues or else my poops start coming out pitch-black.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I meant pregnancy but okaaaaay

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dublo was born in a burst of flame and hellfire. He just doesn't know any better.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    everyone was inside their mom at one point or another

    maybe where you come from

    we also would have accepted

    everyone's been inside your mom, at least

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    futore do you actually have a comic now

    yeah i'm working on it now. well, trying to come up with writing for it right now.

    i'm taking a break at the moment, though, and eating some delicious alfalfa sprouts with apple cider vinegar.

    it will probably be the first comic that someone from the boards creates that absolutely no one will like.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Oh god now I want someone to make a documentary film about the first colony on Mars and how we discovered alien technology there and discovered faster-than-light travel.

    so basically a prequel to Mass Effect

    Only as a played-completely-straight feature-length documentary film.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what was that mini-series Tom Hanks did about NASA and the moon landings? It was incredible, I set riveted in front of the screen and gobbled it all up

    Tom Hanks knows his shit

    From the Earth to the Moon.

    yes

    I need to find that thing and watch it again

    the episode where it shows how they designed and built the landing pod was the greatest

    That would be episode 5, I think. Spider.

    The series was based on a book, but buggered if I can remember what it was called.

    Speakng of which, I really should grab Gene Cernan's Autobiography from my dad sometime.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    We need more fake documentaries.

    I'm still hoping that's how they do a Cloverfield sequel.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    futore do you actually have a comic now

    yeah i'm working on it now. well, trying to come up with writing for it right now.

    i'm taking a break at the moment, though, and eating some delicious alfalfa sprouts with apple cider vinegar.

    it will probably be the first comic that someone from the boards creates that absolutely no one will like.

    this post was misleading. it's not as though i'm going to do the whole lolpoorquality thing. i'm going to try very hard to make it good whether i'm going for humor or some nice pretty writing. it's just that the humor i do love most never really translates to text. it pretty much only works if i'm in person delivering it.
    i've evolved beyond every other mean of humor.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    futore do you actually have a comic now

    yeah i'm working on it now. well, trying to come up with writing for it right now.

    i'm taking a break at the moment, though, and eating some delicious alfalfa sprouts with apple cider vinegar.

    it will probably be the first comic that someone from the boards creates that absolutely no one will like.

    this post was misleading. it's not as though i'm going to do the whole lolpoorquality thing. i'm going to try very hard to make it good whether i'm going for humor or some nice pretty writing. it's just that the humor i do love most never really translates to text. it pretty much only works if i'm in person delivering it.
    i've evolved beyond every other mean of humor.

    You are the first of the humor sapiens. In the future, all jokes will be complex ciphers and man's merit shall be weighed in Futores.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you know my favorite movie ever is probably the right stuff.

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    Indecisive BadgerIndecisive Badger Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    “Is that a man?”
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    “You’re damn right it is!”

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dear lord, please don't let me fuck up.

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    Indecisive BadgerIndecisive Badger Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Instead of blowing billions of dollars on space travel they should invest the money in researching an affordable way of permanent hair removal.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i said everything's a-ok.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Instead of blowing billions of dollars on space travel they should invest the money in researching an affordable way of permanent hair removal.

    Can't you get laser or whatever for that already?

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    runx3 is prematurely bald

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Instead of blowing billions of dollars on space travel they should invest the money in researching an affordable way of permanent hair removal.

    Can't you get laser or whatever for that already?

    Man. Not only do I have ass hair that's rapidly creeping north and becoming back hair, but I'm almost positive that my hairline is starting to recede. And this is at 19.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pffft, space

    look under the sea, i say

    that shit is insane

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    luckily for me i have long flowing beautiful hair on my head

    would kill to zap away the rest of this hair, specifically around my DICK cause thats annoying to shave

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Instead of blowing billions of dollars on space travel they should invest the money in researching an affordable way of permanent hair removal.

    Can't you get laser or whatever for that already?

    Man, that shit is expensive, takes ages and works only on dark hair. Stupid scientists.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Instead of blowing billions of dollars on space travel they should invest the money in researching an affordable way of permanent hair removal.

    Can't you get laser or whatever for that already?

    Man. Not only do I have ass hair that's rapidly creeping north and becoming back hair, but I'm almost positive that my hairline is starting to recede. And this is at 19.

    Luckily they can transplant hair from your ass and put it on your head.

    Or maybe they can just swap out your ass and your head entirely. It'd be an even bigger improvement!

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dang

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