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  • supertallsupertall Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This game is a blast. I'm kind of mad now I waited so long to play it.

    That said, how fast does it normally take to play through a campaign? I finished the second one today, with the boat, and it took me 1 hr 37 mins. Should I try speeding up before going online, or is that a reasonable time in which to finish?

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's not a race.

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  • TertieeTertiee Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    More people really need to remember that.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Expert campaign, if you have four people, can go pretty fast. I remember back before they fixed the Dead Air crescendo skipping, we beat Dead Air campaign in about 27 minutes.

    I think our most recent run was No Mercy expert 4 people in about 50 minutes. Though, 2 manning makes it take exceptionally longer. I think No Mercy DT took us almost 3 hours due to restarts.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm surprised you could get through in 27 min although, tanks are usually what do me in on expert.

    Really though, there is no "time" that is a good time. All that matters is you and the group you're with work together to survive. Granted, the longer it takes, the more likely someone will have to leave.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Expert campaign, if you have four people, can go pretty fast. I remember back before they fixed the Dead Air crescendo skipping, we beat Dead Air campaign in about 27 minutes.

    I think our most recent run was No Mercy expert 4 people in about 50 minutes. Though, 2 manning makes it take exceptionally longer. I think No Mercy DT took us almost 3 hours due to restarts.
    Blood Harvest, Expert, 40-some odd minutes WITHOUT DYING OR BEING INCAPPED!

    boo ya.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Screens.

    The last one is so epic it literally knocked the socks off my feet. LITERALLY FUCK. Pretty old screen.

    It's the best ending to No Mercy EVER, I ended up pouncing the guy being smokered off the side, only to descend ontop of him :winky: clawing away while he screams bloody murder. It was amazing.
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    l4d_airport02_offices0001.jpg
    l4d_airport02_offices0003.jpg
    l4d_airport02_offices0006.jpg
    l4d_vs_hospital04_interior0001.jpg
    l4d_vs_hospital05_rooftop0000.jpg

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    remember when we beat all the campaigns on expert before everybody.


    we da best

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I finished all the campaigns on expert with bots before people.

    By far the most epic was Blood Harvest. Having to literally fight outside in the middle of the open was the most nerve wracking thing I've ever had to do in this game. But man, you get bots with M16s and hunting rifles + open space = murder.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    remember when we beat all the campaigns on expert before everybody.


    we da best

    we did it mane

    LittleBoots on

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    remember when we beat all the campaigns on expert before everybody.


    we da best

    we did it mane

    I remember the first night playing BH, half of DT (server crash), DA, and another crash on DT on advanced by the time some guys finally gave up on NM expert.


    Also, some very good survivor rounds just now. :D

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Scores time!
    I'm quite proud of this one, and no there weren't any glitches or anything that we took advantage of. For real. It was ridiculous.
    TheDrains.png

    This one might have been posted already by Napp, but whatever:
    Runway.png

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Holy shit!


    ...................................


    Shit

    Holy.

    shit.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Icemopper cheats, he told me so in IRC.

    [01:32] <Icemopper> oh man, these cheats work great. You'll have to check the thread to see the times we got. It's insane.

    See.

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Here's the stats on that one, by the way:
    l4d_smalltown02_drainage0002.jpg

    19 effing tanks.
    and 72 hunters, haha.

    And the happenings on IRC between the times you are referring to:

    [01:30] * Lagnar ([email protected]) has left #paforums_tf2
    [01:36] <+Goofball> 2d1c

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Icemopper wrote: »
    Here's the stats on that one, by the way:
    l4d_smalltown02_drainage0002.jpg

    19 effing tanks.

    And the happenings on IRC between the times you are referring to:

    [01:30] * Lagnar ([email protected]) has left #paforums_tf2
    [01:36] <+Goofball> 2d1c

    Clever editing sir, but the true unadulterated logs show the following:

    [01:30] * Lagnar ([email protected]) has left #paforums_tf2
    [01:32] <Icemopper> oh man, these cheats work great. You'll have to check the thread to see the times we got. It's insane.
    [01:33] <Duld> guys, let me tell you about this anime
    [01:36] <+Goofball> 2d1c

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    l4d_vs_hospital04_interior0001.jpg

    soal is funny.

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Are you even in IRC?

    Nope 8-)

    Icemopper on
  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Icemopper wrote: »
    Are you even in IRC?

    Nope 8-)

    Says the liar.

    LittleBoots on

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sad_puppy.jpg

    Icemopper on
  • AntithesisAntithesis Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    It's not a race.

    Unless you make it one!


    ***Cute puppy is sad but cute.

    Antithesis on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Antithesis wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    It's not a race.

    Unless you make it one!


    ***Cute puppy is cute because its sad.

    fixed

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also, ZM, do you think you could organize those scores according to Campaign and chapter? That would be a great assist.

    Icemopper on
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Antithesis wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    It's not a race.

    Unless you make it one!


    ***Cute puppy is cute because its sad.

    fixed

    liming is not really a fix

    because if they limed it themselves that would be wrong

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zek wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Antithesis wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    It's not a race.

    Unless you make it one!


    ***Cute puppy is cute because its sad.

    fixed

    liming is not really a fix

    because if they limed it themselves that would be wrong

    He actually did change the wording too... making it a fix.

    Icemopper on
  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zombie Monkey: I got your back:
    No Mercy
    The Generator Room
    PC Time:15:22
    Icemopper
    RolandtHTG
    CarbonFire
    Geomitc

    Xbox Time: 7:00
    Skulskul
    LocalHJay
    KrisxX

    The Gas Station
    PC Time: 12:13
    Brian
    Zombie Monkey
    CarbonFire
    Exis

    Xbox Time:

    The Hospital
    PC Time: 13:07
    Originate
    MPK
    Origianl Syn
    Kezzerdrixx

    Xbox Time:8:51
    Matrius

    Rooftops
    PC Time: 14:36
    Fynath
    Caper
    Ssynesthesia
    Tyson

    Xbox Time:

    Death Toll
    The Drains
    PC Time: 23:10
    Icemopper
    Roland_tHTG
    Aneurhythmia
    m4v1s

    Xbox Time:

    The Church
    PC Time: 12:49
    Rawbur
    Caper
    Fynath
    Ssynesthesia

    Xbox Time:

    The Street
    PC Time: 12:50
    Ogah
    Scurn
    Bishizel
    Ellic

    Xbox Time:

    The Boathouse
    PC Time: 14:35
    KV_Mendicant
    Hextra
    TheGypsy
    Redfiercare

    Xbox Time:

    Dead Air
    The Crane
    PC Time:

    Xbox Time:

    The Construction Site
    PC Time:

    Xbox Time:

    The Terminal
    PC Time: 34:03
    LechuckyD.WATAF
    Bisquick
    Exarch

    Xbox Time: 4:55
    LordNibbler
    Skut Skut
    RedMageDarion

    The Runway
    PC Time: 10:35
    RogueKnight

    Xbox Time:

    Blood Harvest
    The Warehouse
    PC Time: 14:26
    Iowa
    DetectiveGnome
    Littleboots
    Zek

    Xbox Time: 8:40
    P0nd4sh

    The Bridge
    PC Time: 24:49
    Zombie Killing King of Chicago
    Nailbunny
    Aneurythmia
    Icy

    Xbox Time:


    The Farmhouse
    PC Time: 14:57
    Wickedkarma
    MPK
    Originate
    Angry Wombat

    Xbox Time: 6:47
    LordNibble

    Last Stand

    Lighthouse (Last Stand)
    PC Time: 14:38
    Malaviel
    Ogah
    Theystolemyname
    Bishizel


    Xbox Time: 6:05
    Lighthouse
    Skulskul
    LocalHJay
    KrisxX

    Icemopper on
  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Icemopper wrote: »
    Zombie Monkey: I got your back:
    No Mercy
    The Generator Room
    PC Time:15:22
    Icemopper
    RolandtHTG
    CarbonFire
    Geomitc

    Xbox Time: 7:00
    Skulskul
    LocalHJay
    KrisxX

    The Gas Station
    PC Time: 12:13
    Brian
    Zombie Monkey
    CarbonFire
    Exis

    Xbox Time:

    The Hospital
    PC Time: 13:07
    Originate
    MPK
    Origianl Syn
    Kezzerdrixx

    Xbox Time:8:51
    Matrius

    Rooftops
    PC Time: 14:36
    Fynath
    Caper
    Ssynesthesia
    Tyson

    Xbox Time:

    Death Toll
    The Drains
    PC Time: 23:10
    Icemopper
    Roland_tHTG
    Aneurhythmia
    m4v1s

    Xbox Time:

    The Church
    PC Time: 12:49
    Rawbur
    Caper
    Fynath
    Ssynesthesia

    Xbox Time:

    The Street
    PC Time: 12:50
    Ogah
    Scurn
    Bishizel
    Ellic

    Xbox Time:

    The Boathouse
    PC Time: 14:35
    KV_Mendicant
    Hextra
    TheGypsy
    Redfiercare

    Xbox Time:

    Dead Air
    The Crane
    PC Time:

    Xbox Time:

    The Construction Site
    PC Time:

    Xbox Time:

    The Terminal
    PC Time: 34:03
    LechuckyD.WATAF
    Bisquick
    Exarch

    Xbox Time: 4:55
    LordNibbler
    Skut Skut
    RedMageDarion

    The Runway
    PC Time: 10:35
    RogueKnight

    Xbox Time:

    Blood Harvest
    The Warehouse
    PC Time: 14:26
    Iowa
    DetectiveGnome
    Littleboots
    Zek

    Xbox Time: 8:40
    P0nd4sh

    The Bridge
    PC Time: 24:49
    Zombie Killing King of Chicago
    Nailbunny
    Aneurythmia
    Icy

    Xbox Time:


    The Farmhouse
    PC Time: 14:57
    Wickedkarma
    MPK
    Originate
    Angry Wombat

    Xbox Time: 6:47
    LordNibble

    Last Stand

    Lighthouse (Last Stand)
    PC Time: 14:38
    Malaviel
    Ogah
    Theystolemyname
    Bishizel


    Xbox Time: 6:05
    Lighthouse
    Skulskul
    LocalHJay
    KrisxX


    Cheers!

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Im considering barring certain pre-patch times

    I know i cant say who used exploits when but i find it discouraging some of these 30min + times which clearly were aided by the detank spawn after 15 and the use of jesus spots since amended

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Im considering barring certain pre-patch times

    I know i cant say who used exploits when but i find it discouraging some of these 30min + times which clearly were aided by the detank spawn after 15 and the use of jesus spots since amended

    As I said earlier in the thread, please go ahead and take down my Terminal time, it was before the tank bug was fixed. It was otherwise legit, but I agree that none of the bugged results should be up there.

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Exarch wrote: »
    Im considering barring certain pre-patch times

    I know i cant say who used exploits when but i find it discouraging some of these 30min + times which clearly were aided by the detank spawn after 15 and the use of jesus spots since amended

    As I said earlier in the thread, please go ahead and take down my Terminal time, it was before the tank bug was fixed. It was otherwise legit, but I agree that none of the bugged results should be up there.

    Much obliged coming forward

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I agree that they should be taken down, seeing 30 minutes and knowing it was achieved illegitimately is depressing.

    I'd feel pretty bad if a really awesome time of mine was shadowed by a time that was ill-gotten.

    Icemopper on
  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Icemopper wrote: »
    I agree that they should be taken down, seeing 30 minutes and knowing it was achieved illegitimately is depressing.

    I'd feel pretty bad if a really awesome time of mine was shadowed by a time that was ill-gotten.

    The other times which i question are

    Drains and the Bridge, the Bridge especially since im sure i heard word they "found a spot"

    Theres no shame in using bugs and no-one should feel bad for it, that being said the notion of "friendly competition" means id rather keep the OP times achievable and thus strive for more competition on the particular maps

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I kind of wish it would let you set additional time goals.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Why play for golds when you can play for fun

    I've done the same maps over and over again, because it is enjoyable

    Without a goal i find it hard to enjoy survival games, especially given they all follow the same formula

    Now get gold without subtitles!

    By which I mean... Don't play with subtitles!

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  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Icemopper wrote: »
    I agree that they should be taken down, seeing 30 minutes and knowing it was achieved illegitimately is depressing.

    I'd feel pretty bad if a really awesome time of mine was shadowed by a time that was ill-gotten.

    The other times which i question are

    Drains and the Bridge, the Bridge especially since im sure i heard word they "found a spot"

    Theres no shame in using bugs and no-one should feel bad for it, that being said the notion of "friendly competition" means id rather keep the OP times achievable and thus strive for more competition on the particular maps

    You need a Barry Bonds section for times that are way too high but aren't legit. People could still get "credit" without affecting the competition.

    El Guaco on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Yessir, I'm gonna have to ask for a copy of your demo before I can put that 87 minute time of Last Stand on the leaderboard."

    Roland_tHTG on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Why play for golds when you can play for fun

    I've done the same maps over and over again, because it is enjoyable

    Without a goal i find it hard to enjoy survival games, especially given they all follow the same formula

    The goal is to get a time better than your previous best.

    Peewi on
  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Performance Enhancing Bugs

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So I bought this game yesterday for 360.

    I was talking to a friend in gtalk as I fired it up. I told him I'd give him a running game review in real time.

    My review consisted of:

    "okay, intro cinematic of four people running from zombies. big Abomination zombie attacks at the end. starting it up now.

    okay, taking an uzi and a pistol. there's health packs and weapons in the start room, kind of like counterstrike.

    (long pause)

    what the shit

    WHAT THE SHIT

    THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

    OH GOD"

    Then he didn't hear from me for 20 minutes as I ran around shooting zombies and being startled.

    I am more impressed than I expected to be. This game is great.

    desc on
  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    desc wrote: »
    So I bought this game yesterday for 360.

    I was talking to a friend in gtalk as I fired it up. I told him I'd give him a running game review in real time.

    My review consisted of:

    "okay, intro cinematic of four people running from zombies. big Abomination zombie attacks at the end. starting it up now.

    okay, taking an uzi and a pistol. there's health packs and weapons in the start room, kind of like counterstrike.

    (long pause)

    what the shit

    WHAT THE SHIT

    THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

    OH GOD"

    Then he didn't hear from me for 20 minutes as I ran around shooting zombies and being startled.

    I am more impressed than I expected to be. This game is great.

    You haven't really played L4D until you've played it online with friends using headsets. Hearing your friends scream for help is the best.

    El Guaco on
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