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Speculate with me

Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
Since I woke up this morning I have been incredibly dizzy and even more clumsy than I usually am.
Possible options:
1) Inner ear disorder
2) Slowing of Earth's rotation

Your thoughts?

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mid-life crisis

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you fell down some time in the past
    this affected you in some way

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    parasites

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SHUT UP AND GO TO A DOCTOR

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    aliens

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    labyrinthitis

    a mild inner ear bacterial infection

    get some antibiotics from the doctor before it tries to get worse and you'll be right as rain

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ALREADY READ ABOUT THIS ON THE TWITTER
    it's nanobots

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    take the dick out of your ear

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    every fuckin week we gotta have one of these

    WE DON'T KNOW

    GO TO A DOCTOR

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    labyrinthitis

    he has a minotaur in his ear?

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    take the dick out of your ear

    Once you go black, you go deaf.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm living inside his ear

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    my money is on a hole in the time-space continuum

    you have to repair it immediately

    just remember

    don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of god, don't not do it

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    testicular torsion

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    take the dick out of your ear

    You'd be amazed how many problems can be solved by taking the dick out of your *blank*.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    I'm living inside his ear


    is that rent controlled?

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    my money is on a hole in the time-space continuum

    you have to repair it immediately

    just remember

    don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of god, don't not do it
    A horse just fucked a cow

    no wait he just had some Santana DVX
    it makes you wanna have sex

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dr. Frenchenstein wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    I'm living inside his ear


    is that rent controlled?

    I'm a vagrant living on his property with my 7 wives and 60 children

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    take the dick out of your ear

    You'd be amazed how many problems can be solved by taking the dick out of your *blank*.

    the world would be a better place

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Walk it off, pussy.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm willing to be a proportionate amount of problems could be solved by putting a dick into something.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PERHAPS YOU ARE DROWSY

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Serious post : Cancer.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    daysleeper i don't think i'm following your twitter. what is your twit?

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    I'm willing to be a proportionate amount of problems could be solved by putting a dick into something.
    but my dick IS THE PROBLEM

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sounds like a brain tumor

    I'm so sorry

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    falling down? clumsy?
    sounds like something a child would do.
    Maybe you're benjaminbuttoning

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wish I was benjaminbuttoning

    only I get to be Brad Pitt

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    testicular torsion

    Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?! You can tell me!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ear spiders

    http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_050607_news_spider_earache.3faa8ff4.html

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    I'm willing to be a proportionate amount of problems could be solved by putting a dick into something.

    fill in the *blank*

    :winky:

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey looks like i might need some neck surgery

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daysleeper, I think you have some sort of airborne-monkey-ass-cancer.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    every fuckin week we gotta have one of these

    WE DON'T KNOW

    GO TO A DOCTOR

    We are the arbiters of all knowledge.

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    Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    daysleeper i don't think i'm following your twitter. what is your twit?

    it is dysleeper. not terribly imaginative

    i like the nanobots diagnosis

    also robcham get your damn kids off my lawn

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    testicular torsion

    Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?! You can tell me!

    nooOOoOoo that is the worstest

    if you're that hard up that shooting up through your balls is a viable choice, you'd think the appearance of track marks on your arms would be the least of your worries

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ear spiders

    http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_050607_news_spider_earache.3faa8ff4.html

    More Strange News:

    Small-town Oregon girl shocked to be "Playmate of the Year"

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    maybe you stood up too quickly
    or are low on blood sugar
    or maybe you're a whiny fucking god i hate you

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ear spiders

    http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_050607_news_spider_earache.3faa8ff4.html

    More Strange News:

    Small-town Oregon girl shocked to be "Playmate of the Year"

    Man, tits and ass can really get you places. Good for her.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Daysleeper, I think you have some sort of airborne-monkey-ass-cancer.

    monkey ass cancer?

    I'm not sure if I should laugh or be terrified

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