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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will admit that my statement is a generalization, because there are some cakes that are A-OK.

    Lemon pound cake and bourbon pound cake, in particular.

    Obviously a well-made cake is something to be appreciated, I just, you know, would rather have something else. Almost anything else. Or just not eat dessert.

    I am going to grad school for pieology and as such I say Tricky Dick should go to the doctor.

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    DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Or during the obligatory rape scene. Takes off the mask and yell's, "It'sa MEEE!"

    You know, cuz we supposedly live in a rape culture.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i challenge anyone to not enjoy funnel cake sprinkled with tons of powdered sugar and strawberries and awm nawm nawm

    Beignets are the best fried dough product

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Endomatic wrote: »
    Who the fuck are you pod people and what have you done with my forum?

    Times are changing. Are you going to get with the times?

    Not if the times preclude the enjoyment of delicious cake, no.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DW is in a baaaaad mood because he doesn't have any cake because he ate all the cake and now he's fat

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    cake related illnesses are the best illnesses.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    God, I can't wait to go back to work so i don't have to spend so much time here with you people

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    DW is in a baaaaad mood because he doesn't have any cake because he ate all the cake and now he's fat

    5'11" and 165 lbs. isn't fat. And I haven't had cake in months. So, nyah.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There's this one spot on the bottom of my foot that just won't stop itching. The itch comes and goes as it pleases, and scratching seems to have little to no effect on it - it goes away when it's good and ready.

    It's always the exact same spot, (right foot, arch, close to the heel), and there's no visible mark on that spot which might be the source of the itch.

    What is wrong with me?

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    edited April 2009
    incredibly dizzy and even more clumsy than I usually am

    I just had a thought.
    You're turning into Stupid Kayla.

    Usagi edit: It's butt cancer from the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys. It also involves mental retardation and flinging poo.

    Man Darth, way to take away exactly what I was typing!

    But seriously you should go to a doctor if you're dizzy and light-headed, I once blacked out on the streets of New York City because I ignored those symptoms.

    I had best stay away from NYC.

    I'm not going to go to the doctor for mild dizziness on the first day. If I'm still doing this crazy tilt tomorrow then I will see about that. I just recently got a family doctor again for the first time in about 4 years. Time to put him to work!

    Also pie > cake, generally speaking, but I would not turn down either.

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    edited April 2009
    There's this one spot on the bottom of my foot that just won't stop itching. The itch comes and goes as it pleases, and scratching seems to have little to no effect on it - it goes away when it's good and ready.

    It's always the exact same spot, (right foot, arch, close to the heel), and there's no visible mark on that spot which might be the source of the itch.

    What is wrong with me?

    nanobots

    possibly a wart, actually

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    DW is in a baaaaad mood because he doesn't have any cake because he ate all the cake and now he's fat

    5'11" and 165 lbs. isn't fat. And I haven't had cake in months. So, nyah.

    Would you like some delicious cake?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    He should have been executed.

    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

    So just flogged in the street?

    I don't really even have the ability to process what is wrong with you this morning.

    What? I think public beatings of white collar criminal assholes would do the country some good.
    Butters wrote: »
    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

    Was he an internal promotion? If so go to criminal asshole.

    Was he an external hire? If so go to speculation about they're all a bunch of criminal assholes.

    I don't really even have the ability to process what is wrong with you this morning.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There's this one spot on the bottom of my foot that just won't stop itching. The itch comes and goes as it pleases, and scratching seems to have little to no effect on it - it goes away when it's good and ready.

    It's always the exact same spot, (right foot, arch, close to the heel), and there's no visible mark on that spot which might be the source of the itch.

    What is wrong with me?

    I have this as well.

    We are now one.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Athlete's foot.




    (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew right guys?)

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There's this one spot on the bottom of my foot that just won't stop itching. The itch comes and goes as it pleases, and scratching seems to have little to no effect on it - it goes away when it's good and ready.

    It's always the exact same spot, (right foot, arch, close to the heel), and there's no visible mark on that spot which might be the source of the itch.

    What is wrong with me?

    Foot rot, you'll have to cut it off.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    incredibly dizzy and even more clumsy than I usually am

    I just had a thought.
    You're turning into Stupid Kayla.

    Usagi edit: It's butt cancer from the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys. It also involves mental retardation and flinging poo.

    Man Darth, way to take away exactly what I was typing!

    But seriously you should go to a doctor if you're dizzy and light-headed, I once blacked out on the streets of New York City because I ignored those symptoms.

    I had best stay away from NYC.

    I'm not going to go to the doctor for mild dizziness on the first day. If I'm still doing this crazy tilt tomorrow then I will see about that. I just recently got a family doctor again for the first time in about 4 years. Time to put him to work!

    Also pie > cake, generally speaking, but I would not turn down either.

    Could be you're just not hydrated or you're low on something dietarily speaking, too.

    I bet that foot thing is a virulent case of ringworm or something, though!

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maybe you have Sudden Adult Death syndrome?

    Are you dead now?


    Now?


    ...


    How about now?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    DW is in a baaaaad mood because he doesn't have any cake because he ate all the cake and now he's fat

    5'11" and 165 lbs. isn't fat. And I haven't had cake in months. So, nyah.

    fatty.

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    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Maybe you have Sudden Adult Death syndrome?

    Are you dead now?


    Now?


    ...


    How about now?

    i probably have dysentery and will die before we ever get to oregon

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richard M. Nixon has died of typhoid.

    Would you like to

    A) Ford the river
    B) Caulk the wagon and float it across, or
    B) Hire a local guide?

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh, us gamers.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richard M. Nixon has died of typhoid.

    Would you like to

    A) Ford the river
    B) Caulk the wagon and float it across, or
    B) Hire a local guide?

    D) shoot more deer aww jeah

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Richard M. Nixon has died of typhoid.

    Would you like to

    A) Ford the river
    B) Caulk the wagon and float it across, or
    B) Hire a local guide?

    D) shoot more deer aww jeah

    fuck supplies, i want to buy more ammo!

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If you find out what it is, let me know! I used to have dizzy spells over 2-3 days that would mean I couldn't even get out of bed, and I never did discover the cause.

    Hope it passes soon!

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    edited April 2009
    t afscot following you back

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Richard M. Nixon has died of typhoid.

    Would you like to

    A) Ford the river
    B) Caulk the wagon and float it across, or
    B) Hire a local guide?

    D) shoot more deer aww jeah

    fuck supplies, i want to buy more ammo!

    who's driving this wagon?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the wife has been getting dizzy spells the last couple days too

    she went and had some bloodwork done but they didnt find anything...

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fuck deer, bison is where it's at.

    You shot 500 pounds of meat but could only carry 200 pounds back!

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    t afscot following you back

    social networking

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Richard M. Nixon has died of typhoid.

    Would you like to

    A) Ford the river
    B) Caulk the wagon and float it across, or
    B) Hire a local guide?

    D) shoot more deer aww jeah

    fuck supplies, i want to buy more ammo!

    who's driving this wagon?

    film1-prime.jpg

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the wife has been getting dizzy spells the last couple days too

    she went and had some bloodwork done but they didnt find anything...

    aww I hope she's OK dude

    I'd come down there and hug you all but I think I'm getting the bronchitis again


    edit for swooooning at Vin Diesel

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    getting bloodwork done sounds way more awesome than it actually is

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i would totally watch a vin diesel remake of far and away

    or any movie involving vin diesel in wacky historical shenanigans

    he needs to stop playing DnD and start making hannibal already

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    the wife has been getting dizzy spells the last couple days too

    she went and had some bloodwork done but they didnt find anything...

    aww I hope she's OK dude

    I'd come down there and hug you all but I think I'm getting the bronchitis again


    edit for swooooning at Vin Diesel

    shes doing better today, thanks though

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    All this dizziness could be a symptom of something larger on the horizon

    Here comes the Rapture, folks!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i would totally watch a vin diesel remake of far and away

    or any movie involving vin diesel in wacky historical shenanigans

    he needs to stop playing DnD and start making hannibal already

    far and away is a pretty dang good movie

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if it's like bed-spins-dizzy, it could be a light case of vertigo. something about little crystals forming in the inner ear. doc may prescribe diazepam and give you some twisty head things to do to shake the crystals loose.

    i have bouts with this occasionally. it just came out of nowhere, and is a huge pain.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    getting bloodwork done sounds way more awesome than it actually is

    the worst part is when they tell you not to eat or drink anything from the night before. i am unable to survive without shoving somethign delicious in my mouth every couple hours

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    All this dizziness could be a symptom of something larger on the horizon

    Here comes the Rapture, folks!

    The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse: Slight Discomfort

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