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What is your Zombie Plan?

Rand TorganRand Torgan Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
"There's two kinds of people in the world, Doc. Those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the Earth, and those who don't. We call those last people dinner." - Grif from Red Vs Blue

So SE, what is your zombie plan or plans? How would you survive classic "slow" zombies, as featured in "Night of the Living Dead" or "Dead Rising", or the new and faster zombies that have become popular, as seen in "Left 4 Dead" and "28 Days Later"?

I currently have two plans for the slow zombies. My first I borrowed from the "Zombie Survival Guide" (pretty good read btw). I'd grab my family and friends and as much cold weather supplies I could find and head to the Arctic. Since the human body is primarily made of water, my hope is that the zombies would freeze.

The second one, and the one I would prefer to follow, is to grab my family and friends and supplies and head to the Watts Bar II nuclear reactor, which is near where I live. Construction on the plant was halted after 3 Mile Island, even though the plant was 80% complete. My hope is that I will be able to use the security features designed for potential meltdowns to keep the zombies out. Of course, I know absolutely nothing about nuclear reactors, so this may not work...

Still working on plans for the fast zombies.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My plan is to not waste my time preparing for things that aren't going to happen.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'd move to Quebec.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i figure its best just to get turned into a zombie

    don't really have to worry about much except when you're gonna get your next helping of brains

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pony thread

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My obsession with zombie apocalypse is coming close to convincing me that it's a real possiblity

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My plan is basically to remind myself every ten or so years that zombies don't and can never exist, and just get on with my life. I mean, I know it's not watertight, but I don't think I need a plan B.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My plan is to not waste my time preparing for things that aren't going to happen.

    You'll be among the first to turn.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My plan is to not waste my time preparing for things that aren't going to happen.

    So, you bought all of those condoms in vain then?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My plan is to not waste my time preparing for things that aren't going to happen.

    So, you bought all of those condoms in vain then?

    damnit don't do that when my boss is in the office

    i got rootbeer in my nose now

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    pony thread

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'll probably give it up pretty quick. What's the point?

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I for one look forward to welcoming our new BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

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  • edited April 2009
    I'm shamelessly stealing my plan from somebody else here from a thread from about 3 years ago.

    Holing up in a Costco or similar. Lots of food, weapons, etc. Hard to get in once the main doors are blocked off.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My plan is to not waste my time preparing for things that aren't going to happen.

    So, you bought all of those condoms in vain then?

    Well... yeah.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    My plan is to not waste my time preparing for things that aren't going to happen.

    So, you bought all of those condoms in vain then?

    damnit don't do that when my boss is in the office

    i got rootbeer in my nose now
    that's no rootbeer

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Problem about Costco is that everybody and their mum would think to hole up there.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Shotgun - medium and close range depending on shot-load, decent stopping power especially at close range
    9mm and .45 pistol - medium and close range, decent stopping power
    metal and concrete building with safe water supply and controlled access
    insulin
    packaged and powdered foods


    odds are good, after wide-spread infection, they die off after one month. So I wait.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sick some pirates or ninjas on them. maybe a robot. or have tesla strike them down with lightning :|

    INTERNET

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    My plan is to not waste my time preparing for things that aren't going to happen.

    So, you bought all of those condoms in vain then?

    Hey

    Hi5

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thank you, thank you.

    Tip your zomb..servers.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This isn't locked yet?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    sick some pirates or ninjas on them. maybe a robot. or have tesla strike them down with lightning :|

    INTERNET

    If Tesla and Einstein were both alive, things would be interesting.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    My plan is to not waste my time preparing for things that aren't going to happen.

    So, you bought all of those condoms in vain then?

    damnit don't do that when my boss is in the office

    i got rootbeer in my nose now
    that's no rootbeer
    so you're saying there's a space station in my nose?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I plan to be on the winning side.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if a zombie horde and batman got into a fight, who would win?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've decided that instead of learning how to survive in case of zombies, I'm going to learn useful tricks for getting by in prison.

    Because really, as unlikely as the latter is, it's still far more likely than zombies.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Holing up in a Costco or similar. Lots of food, weapons, etc. Hard to get in once the main doors are blocked off.
    You sure about that? A huge warehouse with numerous huge loading docks and passages will be hard to get into?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    if a zombie horde and batman got into a fight, who would win?

    I have a picture of zombie batman somewhere but I can't find it

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This still isn't locked?

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thank you, thank you.

    Tip your zomb..servers.

    try the duck, it's delicious

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would stay clear of army dudes, those guys go nuts when a zombie apocalypse starts up.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Surviving in Prison:

    Enter the prison crippled, shank the first inmate you see.


    You will spend your entire sentence in either solitary, or the hospital.



    win-win

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What happens if you punch a guard?

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  • edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Holing up in a Costco or similar. Lots of food, weapons, etc. Hard to get in once the main doors are blocked off.
    You sure about that? A huge warehouse with numerous huge loading docks and passages will be hard to get into?

    The ones around here have basically one loading dock which I think could be sealed up pretty quickly. They have some fire doors around the outside and one main door.

    I'm not saying it's perfect (it would be no use at all in a level 4 outbreak) but I think it'd work for a level 3.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    poop on yourself. no one wants to rape the stinky crazy dude

    work on crazy eyes

    convert to islam

    never accept smokes from anyone

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hurgh

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    if a zombie horde and batman got into a fight, who would win?

    I have a picture of zombie batman somewhere but I can't find it

    batman-zombie2.jpg

    There is also a vampire Batman.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    What happens if you punch a guard?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    What happens if you punch a guard?

    CO's take turns beating your ass for 6 months

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