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Dynagrip

sweet, The Wrestler is shipping today.

Aldo

Richy wrote: »

And geology and political geography. For example, Denmark is trying to claim Hans Island away from Canada using a geological survey.

That's actually more a case of international law, political geographers are the ones investigating how this process plays out, but it's the lawyers and diplomats who make the claims vaguely based on geological research.

Premier kakos

Aldo wrote: »

Also, all doctors are car mechanics who did not like the smell of motor oil.
All lawyers are people who are good at reading one book and twisting the contents in such a way to convince a bunch of other people.

I get it Richy, it's only science when a beta says it is.

It's only a science when it employs the scientific method.

Richy

Aldo wrote: »

Also, all doctors are car mechanics who did not like the smell of motor oil.
All lawyers are people who are good at reading one book and twisting the contents in such a way to convince a bunch of other people.

I get it Richy, it's only science when a beta says it is.

Shut up and document my Republic of Richy.

Dynagrip

gonna finish up the wire season 3 this morning I think.

Dunadan019

Richy wrote: »

poshniallo wrote: »

You should say more nice things to people, VC.

For example, here is a bunny.



Say something nice to it.

It would make a tasty dinner.

too small, maybe a mid afternoon snack.

if you had 10 or 15 of them, that would be a meal!

poshniallo

You should say more nice things to people, Richy.

For example, here is an armadillo.



Say something nice to the armadillo, Richy.

stilist

The final conclusion appears to be that the man, or even the young lady, who is given a gun, and told to shoot at some passer from behind a hedge, is placed in circumstances of temptation, almost too strong for human nature.

ViolentChemistry

Aldo wrote: »

Also, all doctors are car mechanics who did not like the smell of motor oil.
All lawyers are people who are good at reading one book and twisting the contents in such a way to convince a bunch of other people.

I get it Richy, it's only science when a beta says it is.

You should share your weed. And also stop looking for excuses to get offended at people.

wazilla

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Also, all doctors are car mechanics who did not like the smell of motor oil.
All lawyers are people who are good at reading one book and twisting the contents in such a way to convince a bunch of other people.

I get it Richy, it's only science when a beta says it is.

You should share your weed. And also stop looking for excuses to get offended at people.

He doesn't really need to look too hard with you around.

Aldo

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Also, all doctors are car mechanics who did not like the smell of motor oil.
All lawyers are people who are good at reading one book and twisting the contents in such a way to convince a bunch of other people.

I get it Richy, it's only science when a beta says it is.

You should share your weed. And also stop looking for excuses to get offended at people.

o_O

I'm not offended, nor looking for excuses to be offended.

*e: actually, I'm feeling more offended by the minute just looking at your post. Maybe I should feel offended by it. yea! boo! fuck you! FUCK YOU! WHATS THAT? NO! FUCK YOOOUUUUU

Echo

Meh. Can I be arsed supermodding to lock that crap thread?

Richy

poshniallo wrote: »

You should say more nice things to people, Richy.

For example, here is an armadillo.



Say something nice to the armadillo, Richy.

He was a strong boss in MegaMan X.

Dunadan019

wazilla called it.

poshniallo

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

poshniallo wrote: »

You should say more nice things to people, VC.

For example, here is a bunny.



Say something nice to it.

Whatever, my misspelling of "elitist" was a nice thing to say.

Seriously.

It's a nice baby bunny.

Say something nice.

Compliment it on its ears, or reproductive potential or something.

Off you pop.

Dynagrip

hbo really needs to work on unspoilering their episode summaries. luckily I know better than to read them.

ViolentChemistry

wazilla wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Also, all doctors are car mechanics who did not like the smell of motor oil.
All lawyers are people who are good at reading one book and twisting the contents in such a way to convince a bunch of other people.

I get it Richy, it's only science when a beta says it is.

You should share your weed. And also stop looking for excuses to get offended at people.

He doesn't really need to look too hard with you around.

He's not majoring in masturbation like you, he has to look harder.

James

Okay, I have not played Soul Calibur before aside from briefly playing Soul Calibur 2 at a friends house a long time ago.

In 4 is it expected that I've played through previous iterations or can I just get right into it?

wazilla

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

wazilla wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Also, all doctors are car mechanics who did not like the smell of motor oil.
All lawyers are people who are good at reading one book and twisting the contents in such a way to convince a bunch of other people.

I get it Richy, it's only science when a beta says it is.

You should share your weed. And also stop looking for excuses to get offended at people.

He doesn't really need to look too hard with you around.

He's not majoring in masturbation like you, he has to look harder.

Don't you work on porno production? Yeah, you're a classy individual.

Dynagrip

damn disc is somewhat defective but luckily my PS2 can play it. I'd be pissed otherwise.

Silas Brown

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

Richy

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

You hate me?

Aldo

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

You should go hiking with that Alaskan guy from AC, enjoy nature for a bit, be impressed by how beautiful this planet is.

Aldo

Echo wrote: »

Meh. Can I be arsed supermodding to lock that crap thread?

He Godwin'd it, you might as well lock it now.

Dunadan019

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

you know what i hate?

when people put those little umbrellas in drinks.... it just looks so damn silly.

wazilla

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

I assume you're talking about ending your job and not something slightly more permanent? Hopefully?

Leitner

Aldo wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

Meh. Can I be arsed supermodding to lock that crap thread?

He Godwin'd it, you might as well lock it now.

You know what godwins law says right?

poshniallo

Chat slows down while everyone worries about Moriarty and tries to think of holocaust jokes.

Evil Multifarious

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

if you were my lawn, i wouldn't need a lawnmower

ViolentChemistry

wazilla wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

wazilla wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Also, all doctors are car mechanics who did not like the smell of motor oil.
All lawyers are people who are good at reading one book and twisting the contents in such a way to convince a bunch of other people.

I get it Richy, it's only science when a beta says it is.

You should share your weed. And also stop looking for excuses to get offended at people.

He doesn't really need to look too hard with you around.

He's not majoring in masturbation like you, he has to look harder.

Don't you work on porno production? Yeah, you're a classy individual.

You're trying to shame me for working on porn in a thread that's like half lawyers? Seriously? Man, context.

Bowen

That was funny how he godwin'd his own thread though.

Aldo

Leitner wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

Meh. Can I be arsed supermodding to lock that crap thread?

He Godwin'd it, you might as well lock it now.

You know what godwins law says right?

That as an internet discussion goes on the chance of someone mentioning WWII reaches 1 and that the discussion is invariably over after that?

Bogart

Dyna, I am not spoilering things by telling you that the ending of Season 3 does not suck.

Bowen

You're great Echo.

Silas Brown

Aldo wrote: »

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

You should go hiking with that Alaskan guy from AC, enjoy nature for a bit, be impressed by how beautiful this planet is.

I would, but I'm too busy taking inventory on computers and bits of scrap metal and chairs that are going to be sent off and sold on government surplus.

I'd feel better if I slept more, but Jesus Christ I wouldn't even need to if it weren't for work. The entire framework of my lifestyle is set up to help me work on a thankless, unrewarding waste of time. What the fuck is the point of this shit?

I used to think there was a kind of beauty in inherent meaninglessness, like it gave me the freedom to define my own life. But I don't get to define my own life. I get to work then die.

wazilla

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

You're trying to shame me for working on porn in a thread that's like half lawyers? Seriously? Man, context.

Just thought I'd point out that while my major may be a study of masturbation ("circle jerks" is the preferred nomenclature) that at least it's not my job

Aldo

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

You should go hiking with that Alaskan guy from AC, enjoy nature for a bit, be impressed by how beautiful this planet is.

I would, but I'm too busy taking inventory on computers and bits of scrap metal and chairs that are going to be sent off and sold on government surplus.

I'd feel better if I slept more, but Jesus Christ I wouldn't even need to if it weren't for work. The entire framework of my lifestyle is set up to help me work on a thankless, unrewarding waste of time. What the fuck is the point of this shit?

I used to think there was a kind of beauty in inherent meaninglessness, like it gave me the freedom to define my own life. But I don't get to define my own life. I get to work then die.

Can't you take time off for a week or two?

Silas Brown

wazilla wrote: »

ProfMoriarty wrote: »

God fucking damnit. I hate the circumstances of my life, my actions, and the world around me that have lead to here, where I am stuck doing pointless, tedious shit for most of my day and being anything less than grateful for it is like some major moral failing because The Economy.

I hate myself, I hate the bankers, I hate each and every perceived deity, I hate the fundies, I hate the Alaskans, I hate my job, I hate my landlord, I hate my species, I hate all the other species, I hate that I'm too much of a coward to just fucking end it right here.

I assume you're talking about ending your job and not something slightly more permanent? Hopefully?

I meant more permanent, but it's not gonna happen. I'm more scared of death (or botching it) than I hate my job.

if you were my lawn, i wouldn't need a lawnmower

I-- I cut myself?

Evil Multifarious

man laughing at the jews in the holocaust would be an asshole move no matter what

but jokes like "my father died in auschwitz - he fell off a guard tower!" are a different matter

edit: well done moriarty, i wasn't sure if that joke would be clear

fine work

Bogart

No. The radio has just informed me that they're making a musical of Jade Goody's life. My breaking point has been reached. Where is my automatic assault rifle and how far away is the nearest belltower?