OKAY so i've been tinkering around with plugins and setting for wordpress, and theoretically my site should load/cache things more efficiently from now on
it may still be a little slow to load the first page (because godaddy hosting is crud and slow)
but hopefully there won't be as many 30 second delays between pages any more
although now i am worried that maybe it's only faster for ME, and i somehow made it worse for everyone else
It loads pretty quick for me, even the first page.
Also, just to throw it out there, we went with DreamHost as our hosting provider. We pay $55 a year, unlimited everything, and they have fantastic support.
but i truly believe that that the businesspeople reading my comics need quirky t-shirts, not extra ties!
if they are reading my comic during board meetings, they probably already own eight or more bright green ties because they are obviously the "wacky" one in their office
also somebody bought a shirt for the first time today woooo
"Dear Reader,
Thank you for your interest in my webcomic. I'm glad that you (liked/hated) its guts. Please, continue to (enjoy/despise) it on a regular basis. I (appreciate your positive feedback/will [email protected]#$% you until you cry my $&^% tears).
sincerely,
Me."
Then you just highlight the options you want to be directed at the recipient. Or, alternatively, let them circle their own options I guess.
dang chilly that is a good idea, generic response to hate emails
somebody tried to post a comment on the site that was like "i like your comics but you are a fucking awful person. you are a silly goose who is probably socially retarded and can't even tie his own shoes"
it's like... what? what does not being able to tie my shoes have to do with anything?
wimble you stay away from my mother! she has had her heart broken too many times
dang chilly that is a good idea, generic response to hate emails
somebody tried to post a comment on the site that was like "i like your comics but you are a fucking awful person. you are a silly goose who is probably socially retarded and can't even tie his own shoes"
it's like... what? what does not being able to tie my shoes have to do with anything?
wimble you stay away from my mother! she has had her heart broken too many times
Sounds more like a troll than a genuine critique. Its not like he actually knows you as a person (as awful as you may be) so that isn't a distinction he can actually make (you're a terrible person).
What if it is someone that knows him though. Like well. really well. That could be the only possible reason they would have such insight into his personal life. :O
dang chilly that is a good idea, generic response to hate emails
somebody tried to post a comment on the site that was like "i like your comics but you are a fucking awful person. you are a silly goose who is probably socially retarded and can't even tie his own shoes"
it's like... what? what does not being able to tie my shoes have to do with anything?
wimble you stay away from my mother! she has had her heart broken too many times
I've long suspected that you had difficulty with tying laces on shoes, this only confirms it.
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it may still be a little slow to load the first page (because godaddy hosting is crud and slow)
but hopefully there won't be as many 30 second delays between pages any more
although now i am worried that maybe it's only faster for ME, and i somehow made it worse for everyone else
that is usually how it works
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Also, just to throw it out there, we went with DreamHost as our hosting provider. We pay $55 a year, unlimited everything, and they have fantastic support.
oh cake, you slay me
what happened to Fire Hazard and Meltface
where are they in the abyss that is your new found shadow
as unclesporky said i have been doing a LOT of interior:yellow comics
i will try to think of some stuff that the two resident heroes could attend to
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your characters don't wear shirts (often)
C+H characters don't wear shirts (except the purple-shirted eye stabber don't ask I fucking ate that shit up when I was younger)
Your target audience clearly does not own nor care for shirts
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but i truly believe that that the businesspeople reading my comics need quirky t-shirts, not extra ties!
if they are reading my comic during board meetings, they probably already own eight or more bright green ties because they are obviously the "wacky" one in their office
also somebody bought a shirt for the first time today woooo
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what is it with you people? are you trying to give me honest criticism or something?? fuck off!!!
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i'm not really sure that i do enough of anything to warrant actual hatred
ALSO what the heck is the etiquette when it comes to insulting comments on blogs/webcomics?
part of me wants to be like "well fair enough, you are entitled to your opinion"
but on the other hand it is my website and i can just choose to delete them
i suppose this is what hitler felt like
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Something like:
Circle all that apply
"Dear Reader,
Thank you for your interest in my webcomic. I'm glad that you (liked/hated) its guts. Please, continue to (enjoy/despise) it on a regular basis. I (appreciate your positive feedback/will [email protected]#$% you until you cry my $&^% tears).
sincerely,
Me."
Then you just highlight the options you want to be directed at the recipient. Or, alternatively, let them circle their own options I guess.
did it attack your terrible writing
or your shitty art
or your ugly face
or your awful personality
or your promiscuous mother because let me tell you
hee hee
somebody tried to post a comment on the site that was like "i like your comics but you are a fucking awful person. you are a silly goose who is probably socially retarded and can't even tie his own shoes"
it's like... what? what does not being able to tie my shoes have to do with anything?
wimble you stay away from my mother! she has had her heart broken too many times
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Sounds more like a troll than a genuine critique. Its not like he actually knows you as a person (as awful as you may be) so that isn't a distinction he can actually make (you're a terrible person).
snap
wimble did you put her up to this?
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I've long suspected that you had difficulty with tying laces on shoes, this only confirms it.
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You'll get it eventually, I believe in you Fletch.
You should probably stick to velcro.
oh I put her up alright
to THIS
i nominate this for pun of the year
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okay maybe on friday
but never before then
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Wait.
WAIT.
The internet has comics now?
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I second. I accept. Congratulations. Thank you.