SHOUTIN' EZEKIEL SCABB SEZ ALSO MR. SQUEE, STOP TAKING TASTE SAMPLES OF THE BILGE. YOUR BREATH IS ALREADY FOUL ENOUGH TO KILL A WHALE AT SEVEN LEAGUES.
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
Chapter One
Zot's body had only been cooling an hour or two when more death occurred. First, a pirate was run through with a cutlass marked DEATH TO ZOT AND HIS FRIENDS. His screams lasted for several minutes. Next, a pig, who was coughing and wheezing and very sick, was thrown straight for a pirate's face! The pirate looked very ill and began throwing up. The fast-acting virus killed him in just five minutes. Finally, a pirate's head began shrinking to the point where it was barely visible. Clearly under some sort of curse, this pirate looked very ridiculous as he died.
Some strange coincidence or special providence dictated that all three of these pirates be Kay, better known as The Pirate Cook's Son. Poor Kay!
Finally, sick of all the death, and having had enough of Edcrab's annoying nitpicking of their grammar, the remaining pirates decided to make him walk the plank. The instant he hit the water a shark ate him. The shark was then eaten by an even bigger shark, which was then shot by a cannon on the ship. Somehow, the pirates determined Edcrab was not a mutineer through all of this. But he was the Pirate Grammatician, so there's that.
Carved onto the mast: "Did you ever drink the drink the captain drank? It was rum with tea, a fine mix - but I heard other pirates speak of the tea in jealous, mutinous tones! Beware those that dismiss tea, mateys!"
Dead Kay, The Pirate Cook's Son - mutineer stabbed, swine flu'd, cursed Edcrab, Pirate Grammatician - walked the plank
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
All PMs should be out. Let me know if you didn't get one and you think you should have.
So did Kay get killed three times over? awk three times over
Aye. It would appear that the whelp made himself a good few enemies. Mr. Fiaryn and Mr. Squee, would you kindly cover his body and remove it from the ship 'fore his father sees it?
Dac Vin, have ye ever heard of a lad's head being shrunk while still attached to his head? And is there any way to stop it from happenin' to anyone else?
Carved onto the mast: "Did you ever drink the drink the captain drank? It was rum with tea, a fine mix - but I heard other pirates speak of the tea in jealous, mutinous tones! Beware those that dismiss tea, mateys!"
SHOUTIN' EZEKIEL SCABB SEZ THIS LOOKS LIKE A RIDDLE.
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like some kind of smorgasbord of hatred on the ship's cook, but as long as the Grammatician is dead I can continue with this obscenely run on
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
The grammatician has been slain, and so too the boy; though the latter's murderers were far from coy. We have so much too lose, yet so much to gain - who next shall feel that cold, deathly pain?
A riddle I see, carved onto the mast! It'd be best to be quick, we'd better solve it fast.
Avast, Kay be a mutineer aye? Or have I been drinkin too early again?
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edited April 2009
A mutineer, Kay? What a laugh that be! We're all pirates, all pirates are we - but there are dread mutineers, hunting you and me, trying to send us into that deep blue sea.
Avast, Kay be a mutineer aye? Or have I been drinkin too early again?
Arr.. nay, Kay be murdered by the mutineers (among others) but nay be a mutineer haaarself.
Right?
Arr.
Aaaarrrlso, I be willin' tar state that tea be my favaaarrite of the hot beverages. Arr there any man here mutinous enough ta gainsay me? Arrr'll have all yarrrr answaaars by ye end of ye day, if ye value yarr skins.
Aaaarrrlso, I be willin' tar state that tea be my favaaarrite of the hot beverages. Arr there any man here mutinous enough ta gainsay me? Arrr'll have all yarrrr answaaars by ye end of ye day, if ye value yarr skins.
!GrimmyTOA
So quick to profess his love
For the Captain's drink
Suspicious to me
That he would put himself out
There's something fishy
And not just the sea
I'll bet the carving was his He's a mutineer!
Don't be tricked by him,
There are more pigs down below
And they all look sick
Aaaarrrlso, I be willin' tar state that tea be my favaaarrite of the hot beverages. Arr there any man here mutinous enough ta gainsay me? Arrr'll have all yarrrr answaaars by ye end of ye day, if ye value yarr skins.
!GrimmyTOA
So quick to profess his love
For the Captain's drink
Suspicious to me
That he would put himself out
There's something fishy
And not just the sea
I'll bet the carving was his He's a mutineer!
Don't be tricked by him,
There are more pigs down below
And they all look sick
Arrrr -- so yaarr not willin' to say that ye like tea, then. Perhaps unable ta say anythin' of the sort?
I'd wager a doubloon and three pieces of eight that ye be a mutineer if that be the case, !Kid Presentable.
Arrr? Ye suggest that the mutineers aaarrren't in contact with each otharr, do ye? They're supposed to run a mutiny in the dark, are they? Unlikely, says I.
At worst, says I, 'tis a red herring. At best, a clue. Says I. Yarr.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
If my quote the rules, my dandy friend, perhaps all your woes would be put to an end:
# All six mutineers, a group of three and a group of two and a lone one, win together.
# There are seven pirates who must die in order for the loyal pirates to win.
# Unless your role PM says you are a mutineer, you are loyal.
Seven power hungry mutineers, doubled over with the hunger of lions - led only by greed, seeking treasure made of sawdust and diamonds...
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GumpyThere is alwaysa greater powerRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
Can I be honest?
There may or may not be Seven Mutineers, depends on how deep the lying goes.
friends tell me that kid presentable is going down
RIGHT DOWN
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If the lies are in the rules, as you say, then a spot of trouble we'll have this day.
This message of tea intrigues me at best - could it be a riddle, could it be a test? Perhaps we should ignore it and move on, lest the harbringers of our doom open their Pandora's chest...
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Stupid eulopeans.
To kill every foe,
Split 'em from head to toe,
With nothin' but rhyme!
Fucked up the maritime!
Doin' crime full time, shiftin' the paradigm!
If ye fucks are so fuckin' sure a' yer fuckin' selves wit !Edcrab, I'll follow along.
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
Zot's body had only been cooling an hour or two when more death occurred. First, a pirate was run through with a cutlass marked DEATH TO ZOT AND HIS FRIENDS. His screams lasted for several minutes. Next, a pig, who was coughing and wheezing and very sick, was thrown straight for a pirate's face! The pirate looked very ill and began throwing up. The fast-acting virus killed him in just five minutes. Finally, a pirate's head began shrinking to the point where it was barely visible. Clearly under some sort of curse, this pirate looked very ridiculous as he died.
Some strange coincidence or special providence dictated that all three of these pirates be Kay, better known as The Pirate Cook's Son. Poor Kay!
Finally, sick of all the death, and having had enough of Edcrab's annoying nitpicking of their grammar, the remaining pirates decided to make him walk the plank. The instant he hit the water a shark ate him. The shark was then eaten by an even bigger shark, which was then shot by a cannon on the ship. Somehow, the pirates determined Edcrab was not a mutineer through all of this. But he was the Pirate Grammatician, so there's that.
Carved onto the mast: "Did you ever drink the drink the captain drank? It was rum with tea, a fine mix - but I heard other pirates speak of the tea in jealous, mutinous tones! Beware those that dismiss tea, mateys!"
Dead
Kay, The Pirate Cook's Son - mutineer stabbed, swine flu'd, cursed
Edcrab, Pirate Grammatician - walked the plank
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Kay was attacked three times. Edcrab was voted out, and then the narration took liberties with him.
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Aye. It would appear that the whelp made himself a good few enemies. Mr. Fiaryn and Mr. Squee, would you kindly cover his body and remove it from the ship 'fore his father sees it?
Dac Vin, have ye ever heard of a lad's head being shrunk while still attached to his head? And is there any way to stop it from happenin' to anyone else?
Kay, lad, what did you do to get that kind of attention?! How many seats have you been stealin'?!
Oh manevolent world!
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SHOUTIN' EZEKIEL SCABB SEZ THIS LOOKS LIKE A RIDDLE.
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
Wow, maybe it's time to take a break. I don't think Lady Eri would have gotten this much hate.
ooOooOoo
No!
You... need... me...
IT'S MEANS IT IS, ITS IS THE POSSESSIVE!
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Arr. What be ye talkin' about?
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A riddle I see, carved onto the mast! It'd be best to be quick, we'd better solve it fast.
Avast, Kay be a mutineer aye? Or have I been drinkin too early again?
Arr.. nay, Kay be murdered by the mutineers (among others) but nay be a mutineer haaarself.
Right?
Arr.
Aaaarrrlso, I be willin' tar state that tea be my favaaarrite of the hot beverages. Arr there any man here mutinous enough ta gainsay me? Arrr'll have all yarrrr answaaars by ye end of ye day, if ye value yarr skins.
nevr tooo early tp be drinking
!GrimmyTOA
So quick to profess his love
For the Captain's drink
Suspicious to me
That he would put himself out
There's something fishy
And not just the sea
I'll bet the carving was his
He's a mutineer!
Don't be tricked by him,
There are more pigs down below
And they all look sick
Arrrr -- so yaarr not willin' to say that ye like tea, then. Perhaps unable ta say anythin' of the sort?
I'd wager a doubloon and three pieces of eight that ye be a mutineer if that be the case, !Kid Presentable.
Helps traitors find each other
And you're finding friends?
At worst, says I, 'tis a red herring. At best, a clue. Says I. Yarr.
Seven power hungry mutineers, doubled over with the hunger of lions - led only by greed, seeking treasure made of sawdust and diamonds...
There may or may not be Seven Mutineers, depends on how deep the lying goes.
Yaaargh
RIGHT DOWN
This message of tea intrigues me at best - could it be a riddle, could it be a test? Perhaps we should ignore it and move on, lest the harbringers of our doom open their Pandora's chest...
The great riddle of the tea
Now where is my thanks?
Here, have a drink of this booze!
(spiked with laxative)
Oh dear, look at that
The quiet part loud and the
loud part more quiet!