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Somehow I always knew pigs would kill us all.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Last time I killed all but Madagascar and Cuba.

    I'm fine with that.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I keep decimating Asia and Europe, but North and South America seem immune to my charms. Also, I caused insanity, which was kind of cool. I like the idea that Hunter Flu makes you crazy enough to kill.

    Try offering them free blankets.

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    edited April 2009
    i also named most of my diseases se++

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I only missed madagascar with Ping

    the rest of the world will die

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Hmm

    I spy a pound of bacon in the fridge

    Maybe I'll bolster my immunity to pigs

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Okay the whole world excet madagascar is red, I cause insanity and necrosis and no-one is dying

    also everythig is shut down



    Okay, now there is death

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    damn you Madagascar.

    What is your secret?!

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If there is ever a serious pandemic I am moving to Madagascar just fyi

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    matthias00 wrote: »
    If there is ever a serious pandemic I am moving to Madagascar just fyi

    You'll have to hurry before their ports close though

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Hmm

    I spy a pound of bacon in the fridge

    Maybe I'll bolster my immunity to pigs

    Eat it all. It is the only way.

    My friend back in the States is apparently freaking out about this so badly that she was considering cancelling her plans to travel from Chicago to Kalamazoo, MI this weekend. Because of swine flu. I had to carefully consider a rational response, because I just... didn't know what to say that wouldn't involve the phrase, "What the fuck are you talking about?"

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    matthias00 wrote: »
    If there is ever a serious pandemic I am moving to Madagascar just fyi

    You'll have to hurry before their ports close though

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I feel really bad for my half-Mexican friend who is really worried about her family down there

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the very existence of a Kalamazoo, MI kinda fills me with wonder.

    Then I remember that I live in Athens and can walk a few miles to get to Rome.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mexico just can't get a break

    Edit: there is an athens, Alabama not far from where I live.
    it is not very much like the real Athens

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Athens, GA is not dissimilar to Athens, Greece.

    Wait, no, it's the other thing. Not not dissimilar.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Also Paris, Texas o_O

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fuck yeah got every last place on Earth infected time to crank up the kidney failure

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    the very existence of a Kalamazoo, MI kinda fills me with wonder.

    Then I remember that I live in Athens and can walk a few miles to get to Rome.

    Kalamazoo is about two hours west of Hell and just west of Climax

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    London, Ontario

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    London, Ontario

    not too far from Waterloo, Ontario

    (where i live!)

    not to be confused with

    Ontario, California

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ha, last game greenland and their one plucky hospital managed to cure the world, this time they were the first to go.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    London, Ontario

    not too far from Waterloo, Ontario

    (where i live!)

    not to be confused with

    Ontario, California

    Rediculously annoying because they tend to abbreviate that Ontario, CA.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    just west of Climax

    I want to live in this town

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think the Rome, GA is pronounced differently.

    I'm not really sure on this matter.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I keep decimating Asia and Europe, but North and South America seem immune to my charms. Also, I caused insanity, which was kind of cool. I like the idea that Hunter Flu makes you crazy enough to kill.

    my favourite disease so far caused dementia, fatigue, and diarrhea
    imagine entire cities stumbling around shitting themselves

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    just west of Climax

    I want to live in this town

    you know it's going to end up being the most boring place on earth

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    ha, last game greenland and their one plucky hospital managed to cure the world, this time they were the first to go.

    That first time was all thanks to ROBO-DOC

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    just west of Climax

    I want to live in this town


    this sounds like it could easily be some sort of weird geographical exclamation during sex.

    "Just west of climax!"

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    First game: Started in New Zealand, first infection was in freakin' Russia

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I think the Rome, GA is pronounced differently.

    I'm not really sure on this matter.

    Rahm? Rom-eh? I can't think how else to say it.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "What's the opposite of shame?"
    "Pride?"
    "Not that far from shame."
    "Less shame?"
    "Yeaaah..."

    Kalamazoo isn't far from Hell or Climax, either. And although I haven't been to either of their namesakes, I find it hard to believe that Cairo, Illinois and Valporaiso, Indiana are very similar to Egypt or Chile.

    Edit: Dammit, Usagi! Why I got to be so slooow?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    ha, last game greenland and their one plucky hospital managed to cure the world, this time they were the first to go.

    That first time was all thanks to ROBO-DOC
    man as soon as I saw 'Disease has spread to Madagascar' I just started giving boils and edema and necrosis and greenland still had the only hospital open and was trying so hard but to no avail!

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I think the Rome, GA is pronounced differently.

    I'm not really sure on this matter.

    Rahm? Rom-eh? I can't think how else to say it.
    I think it's closer to Rahm.

    Like I said I don't even care and I am not familiar with whatever bullshit they have.

    they do have a neat statue of Romulus and Remus, though.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Not a single person left who isn't infected with my bacterial hoonanny

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Also Australia Mada and Cuba all closed down

    And my virus has no lethality

    I'm saving my points and then watching the world burn

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    40million deaths a day & rising

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rahm figures.

    Lake Orion (also in Michigan) is pronounced "Lake Oreeun" for no discernable reason other than to cull out-of-towners from the herd.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Also there's a Rome NY

    It's a shithole

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    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    40million deaths a day & rising

    i killed everybody on earth except stupid madagascar in about 80 days.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Greenland, Cuba and New Zealand were first to become wastelands.

    edit: And there went Madagascar and Australia!

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