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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    fffffffffffffff

    stupid pigs.

    Making me worry.

    Good thing it's been less deadly than the normal flu so far.

    Seriously Elldren don't be one of those people.

    Ludious on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x

    the requirements should be:

    *are you clean?
    *will you show up to work?
    *are you cool with this wage?

    because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.

    skippydumptruck on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    fffffffffffffff

    stupid pigs.

    Making me worry.

    I guess this does show one advantage the Muslim world has over the West. A distinct pig deficit.
    On the other hand, a distinct bacon deficit.

    We'll be eating bacon, dying of pig flu, and they'll be laughing, asking us if it was worth it. :lol:

    Passerbye on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    fffffffffffffff

    stupid pigs.

    Making me worry.

    I'm telling you the swine flu is an attempt by Jewish people to kill all the black people. This is revenge for all the racial warfare in New York.

    If that were the case, it would be the fried chicken flu.

    Kilroy on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    fffffffffffffff

    stupid pigs.

    Making me worry.

    I guess this does show one advantage the Muslim world has over the West. A distinct pig deficit.
    On the other hand, a distinct bacon deficit.

    We'll be eating bacon, dying of pig flu, and they'll be laughing, asking us if it was worth it. :lol:

    and I will whisper...yes

    Ludious on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    fffffffffffffff

    stupid pigs.

    Making me worry.

    I guess this does show one advantage the Muslim world has over the West. A distinct pig deficit.
    On the other hand, a distinct bacon deficit.

    We'll be eating bacon, dying of pig flu, and they'll be laughing, asking us if it was worth it. :lol:

    Totally worth it.

    Cinders on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    fffffffffffffff

    stupid pigs.

    Making me worry.

    Good thing it's been less deadly than the normal flu so far.

    Seriously Elldren don't be one of those people.

    It still sucks to get it, though.

    James on
  • Delicious Toad!Delicious Toad! __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x

    Knowing how to use fork-lifts, warehouse safety, all that's involved in 'warehouse experience'.
    I got that with general labor training though when I used to temp in construction. So should I claim warehouse experience? Are these like, commutative experiences? :P

    I think I'll apply anyway then. I know warehouses. >|

    Delicious Toad! on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x

    the requirements should be:

    *are you clean?
    *will you show up to work?
    *are you cool with this wage?

    because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.

    Too bad most people would drive a forklift into the wall. Or crush themselves on a scissor lift. Or flip a power jack.

    JustinSane07 on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kilroy wrote: »

    If that were the case, it would be the fried chicken flu.

    No way Kilroy darkies eat more pig than they do chicken. I mean they eat chicken wrapped in Bacon for fuck sake.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x

    Knowing how to use fork-lifts, warehouse safety, all that's involved in 'warehouse experience'.

    My friend who worked in a warehouse said there were a lot of on-the-clock drunken forklift duels.

    Jacobkosh on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.
    You are far too generous.

    Bama on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I love advertisements for jobs like that

    like "busboy required: at least 3 years experience"

    THAT'S CALLED A FUCKING WAITER YOU DINKS
    A busboy isn't even a waiter, he just clears the dishes and wipes things down. He's the butler for the waiter.

    Yes but someone who's been bussing for 3 years has either moved up to waiting or moved on.

    nexuscrawler on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    We'll be eating bacon, dying of pig flu, and they'll be laughing, asking us if it was worth it. :lol:

    and I will whisper...yes

    Hahahahaha. I just love the image of it.

    Passerbye on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I got that with general labor training though when I used to temp in construction. So should I claim warehouse experience? Are these like, commutative experiences? :P

    I think I'll apply anyway then. I know warehouses. >|

    yeah, that counts as warehouse experience. I figure, unless the experience requirements are beyond basic, apply to everything. You can always learn quickly.
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    My friend who worked in a warehouse said there were a lot of on-the-clock drunken forklift duels.

    Just like every night-shift grocery store stocking group has turkey bowling.

    Passerbye on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I love advertisements for jobs like that

    like "busboy required: at least 3 years experience"

    THAT'S CALLED A FUCKING WAITER YOU DINKS
    A busboy isn't even a waiter, he just clears the dishes and wipes things down. He's the butler for the waiter.

    Yes but someone who's been bussing for 3 years has either moved up to waiting or moved on.

    Or it's a stupid fancy restaurant that wants professional bus boys to make $hawaii

    JustinSane07 on
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They're not asking for someone with warehouse experience, they're advertising the wonder that is the warehouse experience! You can ride amazing rides like...The box! And the forkliiiift!

    yalborap on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    They're not asking for someone with warehouse experience, they're advertising the wonder that is the warehouse experience! You can ride amazing rides like...The box! And the forkliiiift!
    I was thinking of it more like the 'girlfriend experience'.

    matt has a problem on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x

    the requirements should be:

    *are you clean?
    *will you show up to work?
    *are you cool with this wage?

    because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.

    Too bad most people would drive a forklift into the wall. Or crush themselves on a scissor lift. Or flip a power jack.

    the military let me drive a forklift with no previous experience and I think a day of training

    it wasn't too hard

    I don't even think you can flip a power jack

    the point being, these are not difficult skillsets to acquire

    skippydumptruck on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    What is 'warehouse experience.' What. What does that even mean! I know what is in warehouses! Boxes! This is another packing and sorting job with another set of packing and sorting experience requirements. :x

    the requirements should be:

    *are you clean?
    *will you show up to work?
    *are you cool with this wage?

    because I think most people can figure out how to open, fill, close, and move a box.

    Too bad most people would drive a forklift into the wall. Or crush themselves on a scissor lift. Or flip a power jack.

    the military let me drive a forklift with no previous experience and I think a day of training

    it wasn't too hard

    I don't even think you can flip a power jack

    the point being, these are not difficult skillsets to acquire

    I never said they were. But you're a competant human being, Skippy. There's a lot of dumbasses out there that would be like "What's this button do?" and next thing you know, the supervisor is impaled through the forklift and pinned to the wall.

    And yes, I know someone dumb enough to flip a power jack. Because I watched it happen. They loaded one side of a pallet about twice the weight of the other side and flipppppp goes the jack along with the pallet.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I moved a multi-million dollar satellite dish onto the back of a semi truck using a 10k forklift once

    :D

    skippydumptruck on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    salemcookieslg.jpg

    Best. Cookies. Ever.

    Passerbye on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Safely using a tail lift on the back of a truck is also desirable.

    japan on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    That looks like central american alcohol, not cookies.

    JustinSane07 on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I love the UFC games, but can't stand to watch a real UFC match.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE

    SHAKE IT

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That looks like central american alcohol, not cookies.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Reminds me of the Office Ep where Michael is driving around the forklift in the warehouse. then he tries to put a single tiny box on the top shelf and knocks the whole thing over

    nexuscrawler on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I love the UFC games, but can't stand to watch a real UFC match.

    That must be a terrible life. Here you send me your copy of the UFC game and whatever next gen system you use to play it and I will value both for you.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That looks like central american alcohol, not cookies.

    They look like they're from Czechoslovakia.

    James on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well, as the drudgework continues and nears its end, I realize the work isn't that bad and my boss is in fact appreciative of my efforts. In the end, I learn a lesson about diligence and perseverance and then I go home, get stoned, and forget it all.

    Silas Brown on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    salem-baking-moravian-spice_F169EB8E.jpg

    It's like porn, only it's not NSFW and won't get me infracted.

    Passerbye on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    fffffffffffffff

    stupid pigs.

    Making me worry.

    Good thing it's been less deadly than the normal flu so far.

    Seriously Elldren don't be one of those people.

    It still sucks to get it, though.

    It is still the flu.

    I just went over the CDC statistics for this season and we aren't even close to epidemic levels, I'm not worried about dying.

    I'm just pissed I'm going to have to quarantine myself for a week because I live in a building full of high-risk people.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I love the UFC games, but can't stand to watch a real UFC match.

    That must be a terrible life. Here you send me your copy of the UFC game and whatever next gen system you use to play it and I will value both for you.

    That sounds rea... WAIT!!!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    So what's the deal with Kosovo? Does it suck very much?

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    salem-baking-moravian-spice_F169EB8E.jpg

    It's like porn, only it's not NSFW and won't get me infracted.

    HOLY FUCK THOSE COOKIES LOOK GOOOOOOD

    Silas Brown on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That looks like central american alcohol, not cookies.

    It's even better than alcohol.

    Passerbye on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well, as the drudgework continues and nears its end, I realize the work isn't that bad and my boss is in fact appreciative of my efforts. In the end, I learn a lesson about diligence and perseverance and then I go home, get stoned, and forget it all.

    Hey Prof. One day I came into [chat] drunk and I saw your sig/av and decided to continue watching Dr. Who. I ended up watching that ep about The Doctor and Marie Pompadour (i think that was her name) and it made me kind of sad. So thanks a lot.

    No really thanks I forgot that it was a fun and enjoyable series that I should finish viewing.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Sex on a plate.

    It's like porn, only it's not NSFW and won't get me infracted.

    HOLY FUCK THOSE COOKIES LOOK GOOOOOOD

    For people who like light-and-crispy gingerbread-style cookies it's like... like... the Holy Fucking Grail.

    Passerbye on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well, as the drudgework continues and nears its end, I realize the work isn't that bad and my boss is in fact appreciative of my efforts. In the end, I learn a lesson about diligence and perseverance and then I go home, get stoned, and forget it all.

    Hey Prof. One day I came into [chat] drunk and I saw your sig/av and decided to continue watching Dr. Who. I ended up watching that ep about The Doctor and Marie Pompadour (i think that was her name) and it made me kind of sad. So thanks a lot.

    No really thanks I forgot that it was a fun and enjoyable series that I should finish viewing.

    That is a kick-ass episode, so I'm glad my av/sig combo got you to watch it.

    Silas Brown on
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