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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey, you know what's funny? My battalion armory (Montana National Guard) still has Bush up for Commander-in-Chief on our big-wall-o-faces (military offices always have a picture of everybody in the chain of command up). It's fucking April, guys. Seriously?

    I'm thinking it's just their little rebellion. I'm not sure if it's because he's a Democrat or because he's black.

    I so want to sneak into the hallway some afternoon and replace it with, like, a picture of Reagan or something. I mean, if you're going to deny reality go all out. Who else would be good? Roosevelt?



    There's a possibility they just haven't received a picture of Obama to put up yet, or something. But then I'd think the frame would be empty, like every other one representing somebody they don't have a picture of.

    mcdermott on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    <3 kitty picture

    Kitty pictures make everything better.

    They're like mom kisses, only I don't have to worry about herpes.

    fix'd

    I always told her 'Check first, no matter how much they're offering or what their car looks like.' but she just never listened, God rest her.

    Passerbye on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    woah black betty
    bam ba lam
    go black betty

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't know how you can be jailed so often justin, my short stint in jail is killing me. Especially with as much shit as we flip at you, not being able to respond in a timely fashion must really suck.

    I find your current situation greatly amusing. I won't lie.

    Ludious on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Hey, you know what's funny? My battalion armory (Montana National Guard) still has Bush up for Commander-in-Chief on our big-wall-o-faces (military offices always have a picture of everybody in the chain of command up). It's fucking April, guys. Seriously?

    I'm thinking it's just their little rebellion. I'm not sure if it's because he's a Democrat or because he's black.

    I so want to sneak into the hallway some afternoon and replace it with, like, a picture of Reagan or something. I mean, if you're going to deny reality go all out. Who else would be good? Roosevelt?



    There's a possibility they just haven't received a picture of Obama to put up yet, or something. But then I'd think the frame would be empty, like every other one representing somebody they don't have a picture of.

    Put a picture of Tiger Woods up

    see if they notice

    nexuscrawler on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    woah black betty
    bam ba lam
    go black betty
    bam ba lam

    Bama on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hi Gim

    I haven't threatened to rape you nearly enough lately

    You really know how to make a boy feel all warm and tingly. We should make out like they do on the scrambled TV channels.

    And see, now I've just dated myself. Kids of the future won't even know about scrambled porn.

    Gim on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't know how you can be jailed so often justin, my short stint in jail is killing me. Especially with as much shit as we flip at you, not being able to respond in a timely fashion must really suck.
    Think of it as protective padding on his reply button. It's for his own protection.

    Maybe its why he condensed his bad opinions into single posts. So as not to waste what precious horribleness.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    so fucking tired today

    maybe I need to get back on the caffeine train
    You really should try to.

    Limit yourself to a cup of coffee in the morning. It's pretty much the best nutritional supplement on the market, and limiting yourself like that should let you get to sleep.

    I am much better at Yes/No than a sliding scale

    skippydumptruck on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    woah black betty
    bam ba lam
    go black betty
    bam ba lam
    black betty had a child

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    so fucking tired today

    maybe I need to get back on the caffeine train
    You really should try to.

    Limit yourself to a cup of coffee in the morning. It's pretty much the best nutritional supplement on the market, and limiting yourself like that should let you get to sleep.

    I am much better at Yes/No than a sliding scale

    This is why I can't keep junkfood in the house. I see a bag of chips and it is yes/no. Not "a small amount for many days."

    Ludious on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    You are a bad person.

    Yes, yes he is.

    But mainly just because Knight Rider seasons 1 through 4 are available on Netflix Instant, so not I'm going to be compelled to watch them. Asshole.

    i should finish up season one of 30 rock.

    Dynagrip on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't know how you can be jailed so often justin, my short stint in jail is killing me. Especially with as much shit as we flip at you, not being able to respond in a timely fashion must really suck.

    I find your current situation greatly amusing. I won't lie.

    I'll remember that Lud.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren did your rocking of the Nocturne Phalla make up for your early extermination in the Suikoden one?

    Nocturne on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think I'm gonna put in a load of wash, then watch the new GI Joe.

    Thanatos on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    woah black betty
    bam ba lam
    go black betty
    bam ba lam
    black betty had a child
    bam ba lam

    Bama on
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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Hey, you know what's funny? My battalion armory (Montana National Guard) still has Bush up for Commander-in-Chief on our big-wall-o-faces (military offices always have a picture of everybody in the chain of command up). It's fucking April, guys. Seriously?

    I'm thinking it's just their little rebellion. I'm not sure if it's because he's a Democrat or because he's black.

    I so want to sneak into the hallway some afternoon and replace it with, like, a picture of Reagan or something. I mean, if you're going to deny reality go all out. Who else would be good? Roosevelt?



    There's a possibility they just haven't received a picture of Obama to put up yet, or something. But then I'd think the frame would be empty, like every other one representing somebody they don't have a picture of.

    Put a picture of Tiger Woods up

    see if they notice

    WINNER.

    Seriously guys, this is my last drill here before I move. There's a non-zero chance that I will go through with this.
    But not a very big one. I a gigantic pussy.

    mcdermott on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't know how you can be jailed so often justin, my short stint in jail is killing me. Especially with as much shit as we flip at you, not being able to respond in a timely fashion must really suck.

    I find your current situation greatly amusing. I won't lie.

    I'll remember that Lud.

    Come on. If the tables were turned...

    Ludious on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    woah black betty
    bam ba lam
    go black betty
    bam ba lam
    black betty had a child
    bam ba lam
    damn thing gone wild

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Hey, you know what's funny? My battalion armory (Montana National Guard) still has Bush up for Commander-in-Chief on our big-wall-o-faces (military offices always have a picture of everybody in the chain of command up). It's fucking April, guys. Seriously?

    I'm thinking it's just their little rebellion. I'm not sure if it's because he's a Democrat or because he's black.

    I so want to sneak into the hallway some afternoon and replace it with, like, a picture of Reagan or something. I mean, if you're going to deny reality go all out. Who else would be good? Roosevelt?



    There's a possibility they just haven't received a picture of Obama to put up yet, or something. But then I'd think the frame would be empty, like every other one representing somebody they don't have a picture of.

    Put a picture of Tiger Woods up

    see if they notice

    WINNER.

    Seriously guys, this is my last drill here before I move. There's a non-zero chance that I will go through with this.
    But not a very big one. I a gigantic pussy.
    If you pussy out, at least flip it upside down.

    matt has a problem on
    nibXTE7.png
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    We're approaching critical mass on this obnoxious warhead.

    Bama on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »

    Come on. If the tables were turned...

    I wouldn't take pleasure in the moment, but now that you have expressed that you do. I still wouldn't you ponce.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Elldren did your rocking of the Nocturne Phalla make up for your early extermination in the Suikoden one?

    Nah, they're separate things.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I think I'm gonna put in a load of wash, then watch the new GI Joe.

    New GI Joe? A cartoon or a movie?

    Passerbye on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.

    japan on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »

    Come on. If the tables were turned...

    I wouldn't take pleasure in the moment, but now that you have expressed that you do. I still wouldn't you ponce.

    But...
    Oh yes you would you're just trying to make me feel guilty.

    Ludious on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    We're approaching critical mass on this obnoxious warhead.

    bam ba lam

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.

    They must have one hell of a legal team to avoid paying damages.

    Passerbye on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.
    It’s forced recruitment for the NWO’s zombie army.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.

    They must have one hell of a legal team to avoid paying damages.

    They kill all the witnesses. Obviously.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.

    That actually sounds kinda cool.

    I might have to try this.

    mcdermott on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Coke Zeros ads are almost as bad as the sonic ads. I will admit the pepsi max ads with men being hurt in exagerated fashion cracks me up, but I enjoy tazer videos.

    No I would not Lud, if you think that I would than you do not know me.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.

    Either Coke Zero or Pepsi Something have a commercial that's just a bunch of people getting hurt in a slapstick fashion.

    I saw it at a bar last night. Didn't hear a word of it but it made me laugh a lot.

    More commercials need to be like that. Fuck talking babies, that shit got old in the late 90s.

    Edit: Preacher knows.

    Nocturne on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.
    To speed you to a hospital and have your stomach pumped since you apparently just drank Coke Zero.

    matt has a problem on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.
    They must have one hell of a legal team to avoid paying damages.
    They kill all the witnesses. Obviously.
    Not all, or the video would never have leaked.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.
    It’s forced recruitment for the NWO’s zombie army.

    1181242156173.jpg

    Ludious on
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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.

    Either Coke Zero or Pepsi Something have a commercial that's just a bunch of people getting hurt in a slapstick fashion.

    I saw it at a bar last night. Didn't hear a word of it but it made me laugh a lot.

    More commercials need to be like that. Fuck talking babies, that shit got old in the late 90s.

    Edit: Preacher knows.

    I dunno, the one with the clown was hilarious.

    But the rest are kinda shit.

    mcdermott on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    We're approaching critical mass on this obnoxious warhead.

    bam ba lam
    I am become Death, Annoyer of Worlds.

    Bama on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    According to this advert, Coke Zero will cause armed men to storm your house and facilitate your extraction by helicopter for no readily discernible reason.
    They must have one hell of a legal team to avoid paying damages.
    They kill all the witnesses. Obviously.
    Not all, or the video would never have leaked.
    They recorded themselves and leaked the video as a demonstration of their abilities.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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