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Space Station 13: Free Monkeys For All New Crewmembers

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gentlemen, we're trying to get as many interested parties as we can for a big ol' game tonight at around 9PM EST over in the SE++ thread utilizing this server of ya'lls

    i want a big dogpile of space station middle management and horrific hand to hand violence

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  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Still not approved by the FDA Dublin, OHRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    gentlemen, we're trying to get as many interested parties as we can for a big ol' game tonight at around 9PM EST over in the SE++ thread utilizing this server of ya'lls

    i want a big dogpile of space station middle management and horrific hand to hand violence

    If someone teaches me how to get this running, I'm there... so long as no one eviscerates me for being bad. And by bad I mean not knowing anything.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    simply install the BYOND client, register a name and run the server in the OP after going to File and then Locations, and then Bookmark for easy use

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  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Still not approved by the FDA Dublin, OHRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    simply install the BYOND client, register a name and run the server in the OP after going to File and then Locations, and then Bookmark for easy use

    But the interface is like whoa.

    Just of curiosity, but do you guys run vent or anything while playing so people can ask questions or something? Or do you guys stay "in character" the whole time?

    Actually that second part sounds really cool.

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    simply install the BYOND client, register a name and run the server in the OP after going to File and then Locations, and then Bookmark for easy use

    But the interface is like whoa.

    Just of curiosity, but do you guys run vent or anything while playing so people can ask questions or something? Or do you guys stay "in character" the whole time?

    Actually that second part sounds really cool.

    There is an ooc chat option ingame. Though it sometimes gets turned off if the admins get tired of too many people going "shit, [guy] killed me" and the like.

    :edit:

    General SS13 Dos and Don'ts

    DO:

    Keep your IC and OOC identities seperate. While many of us have gotten into the habit of sticking with one name, making us easily identifiable, the ability to hit the random name button and be an unknown quantity is handy. It also theoretically gives you a bit more freedom in asking about stuff OOC without revealing who the traitor is IC and such.
    Act reasonably rational IC. While everyone being perfectly behaved leads to boring as shit rounds, people running around with no clothes and a flamethrower doesn't improve the situation much. Leading security on a 10-minute chase because they stopped you for littering or something is also a bad idea, Jukka. If security is being dickish for no valid reason (you trying to escape them tends to be valid, incidently), use AdminHelp to let an admin know they're being dicks.
    Try and keep things interesting if you are the traitor. If you manage to pull off a flawless theft that nobody notices, good for you! Now find a way to get the crew to call the shuttle, so we don't get a boring 3-hour round.
    Ask for help if you have no clue what to do. For general stuff like how to first-aid, OOC is fine. If your needs require you to be discrete (you naughty traitor you), use AdminHelp so only the people that should know better than to use the knowledge of what you're up to against you will know.

    DON'T:

    Complain about IC events in OOC. Yes, someone just killed/tased/raped/cuffed you for no apparent reason. However, if that person was the traitor, your complaining in OOC just ruined the round, because now EVERYONE knows what he did. Nice job, Slick. If you suspect your problem is from someone being a dick rather than a traitor, complain using AdminHelp, and it will be looked into.
    Leave the server because you died. Unless you're watching the thread like a hawk for when the next round starts and/or have other methods of being informed as to such, leaving once you're dead means that we have less and less people as rounds go on, meaning less awesome. Also, it IS possible to be revived, so just because you're dead doesn't mean you're out for good.
    Use metagame knowledge for evil. Back in the old versions, the traitor's syndicate uplink was a seperate object that appeared in your pocket, and you also didn't start in your proper uniform color. This had the effect of having your radio pop out for all to see while you were changing into your proper jumpsuit. As you can imagine, acting on seeing this radio led to short, shitty rounds. Pocket-checking everyone at round start had similar results. Which is why the PA server had assorted rules to the effect of "don't do this shit." These days, the uplink is hidden inside a radio on the traitor's person, and it is unlocked by tuning to a specific frequency. DO NOT TAKE SUSPECTED TRAITORS' RADIOS AND FLIP THROUGH ALL THE FREQUENCIES. If you catch them with an unlocked uplink, fine and dandy, but don't go hunting for something you technically shouldn't know exists.
    Be a dick AI. This sorta ties in with the previous don't. There are several people that dislike the AI because it is omniscient and will always be able to report the slightest wrongdoing instantly. While untrue, I am apparently slightly lucky when it comes to wrongdoing under the nose of the AI. So, to AI players: kindly cut people some slack. If you see the traitor spawn a revolver or something from his uplink, and the round's just started, just ignore it and go about your business. This game thrives on good rounds, which depends on you to allow them to happen.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    We planned a game for 9 PM EST. 2 people are in the game right now.

    Yeah.

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I might end up giving this a try tonight or tomorrow.

    If I do I'll try not to mess up too bad.

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The best is being an AI traitor. Hard as hell but soooo satisfying when you pull it off.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A new game's about to begin.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    New Game starting up, lots of people.

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Well at least he's gone now.

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Did we just crash?

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  • RepoxRepox Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I remember now why this game dies off so quickly. Griefers can't help but grief.
    admin stripping isn't fun either

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Happened to me too.

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  • RepoxRepox Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Repox wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I remember now why this game dies off so quickly. Griefers can't help but grief.
    admin stripping isn't fun either
    Right there in the rules, it says not to grief people.

    Abducting them for an hour? Griefing.
    Just following captain's orders.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    which one of you queefs is kurt vonnegut

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  • Firmus_PiettFirmus_Piett Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Playing on your own can be pretty interesting.
    I forgot that closets could be blown apart by meteors and thought I'd hide in one until the meteor shower was over. A meteor obliterated the wall right next to me which followed up with several more one of which smashed the closet. I tried to make a run for it but they were like homing in on me destroying every wall I ran past. I hid in the engine generator room until I thought it was over and all of a sudden the engine is blown open from a goddamn plasma storm and I'm instantly incinerated.

    Starting to remember the awesome randomness of everything in this.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Repox wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Repox wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I remember now why this game dies off so quickly. Griefers can't help but grief.
    admin stripping isn't fun either
    Right there in the rules, it says not to grief people.

    Abducting them for an hour? Griefing.
    Just following captain's orders.
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    RULES:

    NO BEING A JERK! A bit of insanity is to be expected, but don't be outright mean and cruel unless it's appropriate for the role and situation. This goes especially for the captains.

    Its still captain's orders.

    How bout a rule for not being a shit captain

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's the weekend, do you people REALLY have anything better to do than SS13?

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  • AdditionalPylonsAdditionalPylons Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So i decided to actually try this thing. I hope it isnt too complicated D:

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  • AdditionalPylonsAdditionalPylons Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So i decided to actually try this thing. I hope it isnt too complicated D:

    So yeah. This is really complicated.

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Have 9 mans, require more mans.

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  • Dropping LoadsDropping Loads Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Logging on now for first time ever, wish me luck!

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  • Dropping LoadsDropping Loads Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So do most games last less than one minute? I barely figured out how to put water in the mop bucket before someone took the mop, killed someone with it, and then was killed by the cops, game over. This was after a game where I was still trying to figure out how to pick up the mop when the game ended with the message "the wizard has been killed."

    What gives?

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So do most games last less than one minute? I barely figured out how to put water in the mop bucket before someone took the mop, killed someone with it, and then was killed by the cops, game over. This was after a game where I was still trying to figure out how to pick up the mop when the game ended with the message "the wizard has been killed."

    What gives?

    Wizard mode tends to go quick.

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    NEO|Phyte wrote: »
    So do most games last less than one minute? I barely figured out how to put water in the mop bucket before someone took the mop, killed someone with it, and then was killed by the cops, game over. This was after a game where I was still trying to figure out how to pick up the mop when the game ended with the message "the wizard has been killed."

    What gives?

    Wizard mode tends to go quick.

    There was also that game last night where nobody talked on the radio and the round was over in ten minutes because someone called the shuttle right at the start.

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So, not sure if he got killinated, logged out, then monkeyed, or logged out then got monkeyed, but on the off chance it was the latter, Traitors, if you're logging out and still alive, say so on AdminHelp so we can pass off your duties to someone else. I just noticed however long into this current round that we're without a logged-in traitor, which makes it HELL to try and figure out what your objective is, thanks to SS13's wonderful admin panel being remarkably dumb in several cases.

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  • redraptorredraptor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Good games tonight.

    I enjoyed making puns about Dick Mcdickerson's immeninent assassaination, and eventual cold stiff body.

    Even more funny was that he was a blithering idiot so when I scheduled a staff meeting to excommunicate myself, he ended up blowing the charges off by saying random things.

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So since nobody else has posted about it yet, I would like to take this moment to point out that I am still an awesome traitor.
    Albort Cassar: I strongly suggest you kick Mistao off the shuttle, though.
    The monkey sits down.
    Mistao: What the
    Skado Pokoe: The doctor? Why?
    Mistao: Why??
    The monkey waves his tail.
    Albort Cassar: Simple.
    The monkey sits down.
    Albort Cassar: The explosion in medlab.
    Hervey Mosser: Ok
    Hervey Mosser: EVeryone
    Fulton Sidower- [145.9]-broadcasts: Now, now, open the gate!
    Skado Pokoe: The doctor can't ACCESS medlab.
    Hervey Mosser: Dump you backpacks out
    Skado Pokoe: ...Can he?
    Mistao: No i can't.
    The monkey drools.
    Albort Cassar: The murder of Dick in an already unlocked security room.
    Hervey Mosser: Someone has stolen the nuclear disk
    Hervey Mosser: I think the traitor is trying to escape
    Mistao: It's off limits
    The monkey jumps!
    Albort Cassar: I had no issues accessing security.
    Hervey Mosser: So if we all leave our backpacks. He won't be able to escape
    Skado Pokoe: Internals from the rescue, all I had on me.
    Hervey Mosser: With it
    Mistao: yes well I did
    The monkey sits down.
    The emergency shuttle is leaving!
    The traitor (Skado Pokoe) wins!
    Objective: Kill Dick McDickerson and escape.
    Albort Cassar: And I had to keep that secret.
    The monkey scratches.
    Albort Cassar: Oh, woops.
    Albort Cassar: My bad.
    Skado Pokoe: You all suck.
    Albort Cassar: I feel quite embarrased.
    Mistao: lulz
    Jinn-Tu Torwyn: Wow.
    Jinn-Tu Torwyn: Very clean.

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  • redraptorredraptor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    To be fair I did create quite a diversion by locking myself and Mosser in the AI uplink room.

    I was just talking a walk to clear my head and the thing turned on me.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    redraptor wrote: »
    Good games tonight.

    I enjoyed making puns about Dick Mcdickerson's immeninent assassaination, and eventual cold stiff body.

    Even more funny was that he was a blithering idiot so when I scheduled a staff meeting to excommunicate myself, he ended up blowing the charges off by saying random things.

    That's the AI taking over for an absent player. We were pretty much hauling around a standing corpse.

    Or was that in character?

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    jothki wrote: »
    redraptor wrote: »
    Good games tonight.

    I enjoyed making puns about Dick Mcdickerson's immeninent assassaination, and eventual cold stiff body.

    Even more funny was that he was a blithering idiot so when I scheduled a staff meeting to excommunicate myself, he ended up blowing the charges off by saying random things.

    That's the AI taking over for an absent player. We were pretty much hauling around a standing corpse.

    Or was that in character?

    No, he was gone. Left about the same time people went to go get the chemist (who was also logged out)

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  • AdditionalPylonsAdditionalPylons Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anyone knows where i can find a genetic's guide for this game?

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anyone knows where i can find a genetic's guide for this game?
    UI Control Blocks
    1 Hair Red
    2 Hair Blue
    3 Hair Green
    4 Facial Hair Red
    5 Facial Hair Blue
    6 Facial Hair Green
    7 Skin Tone Higher is whiter.
    8 Eyes Red
    9 Eyes Blue
    10 Eyes Green
    11 Gender Above 0x802 is female, below 0x803 is male.
    12 Facial Hair Style See facial hair table
    13 Hair Style See hair table

    Facial Hair table
    0x001 0x153 Clean shaven
    0x154 0x2BC Elvis
    0x2BD 0x41A Van Dyke
    0x41B 0x578 Neckbeard
    0x579 0x6D6 Chaplin
    0x6D7 0x834 Watson
    0x835 0x992 Abe
    0x993 0xAF0 Chinstrap
    0xAF1 0xC4E Hipster
    0xC4F 0xDAC Goatee
    0xDAD 0xFFF Hogan

    Hair table
    0x001 0x2BC Bald
    0x2BD 0x4E2 Cut Hair
    0x4E3 0x7D0 Long Hair
    0x7D1 0xABE Short Hair
    0xABF 0xCB2 Mohawk
    0xCB3 0x992 Balding
    0xFA1 0xFFF Fag

    SE Control blocks
    Diseases, set block greater than 0x802 for yes

    1 Poor Vision
    3 Epilepsy
    5 Chronic Cough
    6 Clumsy
    7 Tourettes
    9 Stuttering
    11 Blindness
    13 Deafness

    Powers

    If the value of the control block is greater than or equal to the minimum value, there is a chance of developing the power.
    Control Block Power Minimum Value Probability
    2 Hulk 0xDAC 15%
    8 X-ray vision 0xBEA 50%
    10 Fire Resistance 0xBEA 30%
    12 Telekinesis 0xDAC 15%

    Species
    14 (greater than 0x802 is monkey)
    As copy/pasted from my ss13 genetics.txt

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Doublepost, but I am genuinely curious: I saw some ghosts flitting about while jacking the captain's spare ID, did you fellows fall to my traps in engineering, and if yes, did you think it was fucking awesome?

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  • ObzObz __BANNED USERS new member
    edited May 2010
    Did you guys enjoy the Haitian Station 13 game mode

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  • Firmus_PiettFirmus_Piett Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So is it possible to strangle someone using telekinesis?

    edit: Apparently you can't even grab them.

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  • LokiamisLokiamis Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Let's get a game going

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  • Firmus_PiettFirmus_Piett Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MANS GET IN HERE!?!?!1

    Seriously, quit your job if you have to but get in here.

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grabbin' more food, then SS13ing

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