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    StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Pigs are pretty cool animals.

    They really are. I tend to judge animals purely by their intelligence which puts pig at about the same level as dogs.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2009
    Older than Jesus.

    Much like your mom.

    And I got a sudden irresistible craving for roast beef, so I'm off to the store.

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Older than Jesus.

    Much like your mom.

    And I got a sudden irresistible craving for roast beef, so I'm off to the store.

    Flapping in the wind.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Pigs are pretty cool animals.

    They really are. I tend to judge animals purely by their intelligence which puts pig at about the same level as dogs.

    Some breeds even make good pets!

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There are at least 240 things wrong with this video, but NOTHING wrong with this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I hate "embedding disabled by request".

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There are at least 240 things wrong with this video, but NOTHING wrong with this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs

    Oh you and your not knowing anything about metal.

    that's not even really metal. nevermind. carry on.

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There are at least 240 things wrong with this video, but NOTHING wrong with this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs

    Oh you and your not knowing anything about metal.

    that's not even really metal. nevermind. carry on.

    Where did I say anything about that being metal?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Vanity plate I saw on a Jaguar today: CURMUDGN

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Vanity plate I saw on a Jaguar today: CURMUDGN

    Hobo stew?!

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I once saw this vanity plate: L4G PST

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I found a solution to my earlier question regarding tax.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    man, the celtics-bulls series is fun to watch, but I'm fucking tired.

    It's fun, though, because I don't think the celtics will win, so it's nice to just enjoy the great games.

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    man, the celtics-bulls series is fun to watch, but I'm fucking tired.

    It's fun, though, because I don't think the celtics will win, so it's nice to just enjoy the great games.

    It's difficult to go from watching high adrenaline games like those to Portland and Houston. When they come on, I tend to just go do something else.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My computer is just about dead.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ugh. I really need to remove Dane Cook from my iPod. He went from being pretty funny to just fucking annoying in the span of 2 years.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think they'll win this series, but there's no way they're gonna make it past the cavs, and even the magic might be too much for them after playing like a series and a half against the bulls.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ugh. I really need to remove Dane Cook from my iPod. He went from being pretty funny to just fucking annoying in the span of 2 years.

    Well, at least you probably got less annoying over those two years

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, Cavs ...

    You might do it this year.

    Do it this year.

    Then, all the women in Northeast Ohio can get decent lovings from a man who is not deflated by the suckass teams around here COUGH BROWNS but hey ... The Indians are ... kind of turning it around.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ugh. I really need to remove Dane Cook from my iPod. He went from being pretty funny to just fucking annoying in the span of 2 years.

    Well, at least you probably got less annoying over those two years

    I never found myself annoying, so I wouldn't know.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I found a solution to my earlier question regarding tax.
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    Maybe my coffee hasn't kicked in yet, but doesn't that mean that roads, wars, school, and bureaucracy decrease your taxes?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ugh. I really need to remove Dane Cook from my iPod. He went from being pretty funny to just fucking annoying in the span of 2 years.

    Well, at least you probably got less annoying over those two years

    I never found myself annoying, so I wouldn't know.
    At one point you found Dane Cook funny, soooooo....

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    E-mailed girl.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I found a solution to my earlier question regarding tax.
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    Maybe my coffee hasn't kicked in yet, but doesn't that mean that roads, wars, school, and bureaucracy decrease your taxes?
    It should be

    Taxes = Your Paycheck - (Roads+Wars+Schools)^Bureaucracy

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    StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I found a solution to my earlier question regarding tax.
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    Maybe my coffee hasn't kicked in yet, but doesn't that mean that roads, wars, school, and bureaucracy decrease your taxes?

    Bureaucracy decreases your tax if (Roads+wars+schools) > your paycheck

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    so groggy this morning

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I found a solution to my earlier question regarding tax.
    162.gif
    Maybe my coffee hasn't kicked in yet, but doesn't that mean that roads, wars, school, and bureaucracy decrease your taxes?

    Yes and so will Bureaucracy. According to that, anyway. As long as your income doesn't exceed federal spending, this function approaches zero as we increase roads, wars, schools and bureaucracy.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, Cavs ...

    You might do it this year.

    Do it this year.

    Then, all the women in Northeast Ohio can get decent lovings from a man who is not deflated by the suckass teams around here COUGH BROWNS but hey ... The Indians are ... kind of turning it around.

    TREAD SOFTLY SIR

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ugh. I really need to remove Dane Cook from my iPod. He went from being pretty funny to just fucking annoying in the span of 2 years.

    Well, at least you probably got less annoying over those two years

    I never found myself annoying, so I wouldn't know.
    At one point you found Dane Cook funny, soooooo....

    His first CD was pretty funny. It was all his other shit that made him annoying. All those terrible movies, his specials becomming less funny, and all his jokes essentially being the same thing. That's when I realized... first CD isn't that funny anymore. Oh well. I don't regret liking him at all.

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, Cavs ...

    You might do it this year.

    Do it this year.

    Then, all the women in Northeast Ohio can get decent lovings from a man who is not deflated by the suckass teams around here COUGH BROWNS but hey ... The Indians are ... kind of turning it around.

    TREAD SOFTLY SIR

    I KNOW MY DREAMS ARE POINTLESS.

    I SHOULD JUST SECKS FRESHMAN GIRLS AND THEN WATCH SPORTS REELS AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dane Cook is all delivery and no substance

    not much shelf life

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man fuck you Puzzle Bobble

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dane Cook is all delivery and no substance

    not much shelf life

    People seem to have forgotten that talking excitedly and in a stupid voice doesn't make something funny.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, Cavs ...

    You might do it this year.

    Do it this year.

    Then, all the women in Northeast Ohio can get decent lovings from a man who is not deflated by the suckass teams around here COUGH BROWNS but hey ... The Indians are ... kind of turning it around.

    TREAD SOFTLY SIR

    I KNOW MY DREAMS ARE POINTLESS.

    I SHOULD JUST SECKS FRESHMAN GIRLS AND THEN WATCH SPORTS REELS AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP.

    Wouldn't really be an awful night.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Finally somebody else hating on "comedy".

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Dane Cook is all delivery and no substance

    not much shelf life

    People seem to have forgotten that talking excitedly and in a stupid voice doesn't make something funny.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Dane Cook is all delivery and no substance

    not much shelf life

    People seem to have forgotten that talking excitedly and in a stupid voice doesn't make something funny.

    It'll get enough people to chuckle to get some attention. but when you go look at it the second time knowing the jokes already it just doesn't work anymore.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ps: Lewis Black

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Ps: Lewis Black

    What about him? He is one of the best comedians.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Um... Repairing permissions, the system just froze and the DVD is going nuts.

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