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Wherein you horrible faggots get to die of dysentery NATEK IS A BLUBBERING VAGINA

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ask your house-negro for counsel?

    Dsmart on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    well clearly we need to go hunting again

    kill some bears or something

    I hear cougars are in season.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also, its my birthday!

    Dsmart on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shit we took a wrong turn somewhere and now we're in San Francisco ...

    FUCKDAMMITSHIT

    EDIT: shoot the smug-ass gopher or whatever that shit is. Teach the rest of his kind by example.

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  • MaticoreMaticore A Will To Power Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ox-burgers all up ins

    Maticore on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Chop chop

    more bacon for the bacon god.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Butcher it motherfucker

    Dsmart on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    salt for the salt throne!

    Druhim on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited May 2009
    MEAT!!

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    don't butcher it unless you got extra oxen

    going slow isn't entertaining at all

    redhead on
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Rub sa-

    I mean, butcher. Yeah.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MEAT!


    P.s. Goddammit bogey

    Dux on
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    abandon it to attract predators

    thorgot on
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    salt the wound

    Kazhiim on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Why did you get the dumb ox? Don't they have smarter ones that avoid holes?

    Lucky Cynic on
  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cut open the oxen.

    Put TDOT inside for warmth.

    Continue at grueling pace.

    Dsmart on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's like a larger version of a Turkducken ...

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    choppy choppy

    and because somebody asked about our food supply

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    MEANWHILE

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    ...wait, peppermint? seriously?

    TheySlashThem on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh SURE, like salt won't help.

    Give him some fucking mints or whatever. He's just gonna die anyway.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Give him a peppermint pattie to cheer him up.

    Marshmallow on
  • GrissGriss Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dsmart wrote: »
    Cut open the oxen.

    Put TDOT inside for warmth.

    Continue at grueling pace.
    Depends. Can you do that without a lightsaber?

    Griss on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Leave Ryan.

    Give the Ox his place in the wagon.

    ChicoBlue on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    turn around and abandon this futile endeavor

    the Americas have no western coast

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    No salt? Then we MOVE ON!

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Rub Peppermint.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Peppermint, so that the tribe may feast on dessert after your salted flesh has been fully devoured.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    epsom salts you say

    that sounds like some sort of salt

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    Dsmart on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Exercise is the only good choice here.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Teefs can't kick old habits ...

    EDIT: Excersize! Practice makes perfect. Clearly you're doing it wrong.

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just tell teefs to flick it around a bit. Shit

    Dsmart on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Couple pull-ups will have him right as rain.

    Marshmallow on
  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Exercise! Work those lazy bones!

    Dux on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Break the other wrist for symmetry.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Always knew teefs was a little limp wristed

    Kazhiim on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    that's what teefs gets for giving handjobs to the oxen

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Teefs has fat arms. WORK IT

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Continue as usual.

    Teefs should be perfectly happy with a limp wrist.

    ChicoBlue on
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