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Wherein you horrible faggots get to die of dysentery NATEK IS A BLUBBERING VAGINA

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what about those perfectly good wheels and other wagon parts

    they're right there

    YaYa on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i can't believe that asshole wouldn't give us his elixir

    doesn't he know there's snakes around?

    Clint Eastwood on
  • LadensparrowLadensparrow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you mean, besides that whole wagon?

    Ladensparrow on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    can we search for something useless instead

    You find a ps3!

    Metzger Meister on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    an advanced request: if there is ever a buffalo stampede, cover the fields with buffaloes, 15,000 lbs of meat when you can only cary back 347

    natek on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    natek wrote: »
    an advanced request: if there is ever a buffalo stampede, cover the fields with buffaloes, 15,000 lbs of meat when you can only cary back 347
    it's the American Way

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    natek wrote: »
    an advanced request: if there is ever a buffalo stampede, cover the fields with buffaloes, 15,000 lbs of meat when you can only cary back 347

    Such realism!

    Metzger Meister on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    uh hmm

    caulk it just to be safe

    our bacon supplies should be able to withstand a tip if worse comes to worst

    YaYa on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    just take the ferry

    since we didn't get any elixirs

    Clint Eastwood on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Our track record is shittyshit with rivers, take the ferry

    This wagon is made of bacon and towed by a pig, it's going places

    Ledneh on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    flirt with some nuns

    Dichotomy on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    go to the mission, maybe they have some elixir

    Clint Eastwood on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that looks like a crappy religion college

    LEAVE IT BE!

    natek on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I can't remember, does the mission have shit to buy

    if it does, check it out, otherwise we've got an Oregon to Trail to

    YaYa on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Give those nuns an eyeful of your pionenis.

    ChicoBlue on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    go to the mission, maybe they have some elixir

    Religions don't take with devil drink, skip it

    Ledneh on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    See if bacon fat has the same effect on a door post as lamb's blood

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    after skipping the mission, we are hit with heavy fog

    how do we cope with what is obviously the wrath of god

    continue, slow down, stop?

    TheySlashThem on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    there is a saint mary's college a few miles down the road

    come over and talk to me, wagon train!

    natek on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    natek you are in the wagon train

    TheySlashThem on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Make your own Elixir out of bacon and salt.

    BYToady on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    CONTINUE

    SHOW THAT FOG WHO IS BAUS

    Muggins on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the road ain't gonna be moving around, fog or not

    press on, if you run into a tree move like a foot to the left and keep going

    YaYa on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    lets go to my house!

    go northwest!

    natek on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    God ain't got shit on this journey--forge onward!

    Ledneh on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You need to find the safe, that contains a parrot, who knows a guy.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that looks fordable

    unless we get WHIRLPOOL'D!

    natek on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Take the fucking bridge

    It's only a dollar

    Muggins on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    two feet?

    rather difficult?

    man, this trail leader couldn't lead his tongue down a hooker's snail trail, ford that shit

    YaYa on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Baptize the wagon. It is unclean

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    two feet?

    rather difficult?

    man, this trail leader couldn't lead his tongue down a hooker's snail trail, ford that shit

    have you never played oregon trail?!

    whirlpools fuck your shit up

    natek on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    natek wrote: »
    that looks fordable

    unless we get WHIRLPOOL'D!

    69952533.jpg

    TheySlashThem on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you guys haven't gotten to see it but the cutscene for an unsuccessful ford does indeed have a whirlpool

    TheySlashThem on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What the hell I step out for two minutes

    Ledneh on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    WHIRLPOOL'D!

    natek on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I swear to god if the next post is me drowned or suffering from a cold

    Ledneh on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    well, at least everyone is A-OK!

    iusehappymod on

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