Wherein you horrible faggots get to die of dysentery NATEK IS A BLUBBERING VAGINA

BYToady

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego has a lot more tipped wagons in it then I remember.

Houk the Namebringer

are you at the mighty mississip yet?

YaYa

dive for that fucking bacon

two feet ain't nothing

we need pork

Muggins

Pray to the Gods for advice on what to do

Dichotomy

what the fuck what the fuck 36 pounds

we may have to cook and eat metzger

TheySlashThem

Muggins

Ok rest a little while and then check the river condistions

Then FORD THAT SHIT

Ledneh

Caulk the wagons and float across IBM

Clint Eastwood

fuck that, just see who's around

Dichotomy

let's get this wagon shipshape

TheySlashThem

Veretas wrote: »

Ok rest a little while and then check the river condistions

Then FORD THAT SHIT

Houk the Namebringer

i think its time to whip your caulk out

edit: damn, missed my chance...

Metzger Meister

oregon trail!

TheySlashThem

you guys have to be faster than the retards

Muggins

OREGON TRAIL GO

Ledneh

Last time we got off the Oregon Trail we got eaten by snakes and Mormons

Just... just stay on the trail

BYToady

Part the river like Moses and walk across.

TheySlashThem

Metzger Meister wrote: »

oregon trail!

and done

MORE FOG OH SHIT

Ledneh

Didn't stop us last time, ain't stoppin us nao

Knob

shoot food

ChicoBlue

We are losing so much bacon.

Muggins

FUCK YOU FOG YOU AINT MY DAD

TheySlashThem

Knob wrote: »

shoot food

we don't have any firearms or gunpowder

Knob

shoot non-food

Knob

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

shoot food

we don't have any firearms or gunpowder

WHO LET THIS HAPPEN

natek

NO GUNS?!

One Thousand Cables

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

shoot food

we don't have any firearms or gunpowder

bludgeon food

TheySlashThem

Metzger Meister

also, they should include a traveling circus in one of these games, with a freak show and everything.

Knob

THIS IS TERRIBLE

GET IN THAT FORT AND ARM OURSELVES

THERE"S REDSKINS AFOOT

Ledneh

Get in there and buy guns, gunpowder, and whatever the hell you use to kill/drive off fucking snakes (and their mormon masters)

ChicoBlue

Buy some guns.

Muggins

[strike]raid[/strike]Visit the Fort

BYToady

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

shoot food

we don't have any firearms or gunpowder

You're going to be eaten by bears. Bears made of snakes. Their fangs inject spiders into your blood.

natek

buy me a gun!

Clint Eastwood

steal some guns from the fort

Knob

can we ditch that Morale guy

all he does is smoke weed

Knob

like every other screen

all

MORALE IS HIGH

...

YES, AGAIN

TheySlashThem

bought gunpowder, bullets, and the only kind of gun they had were pistols

anything else I should pick up while we're here?

Clint Eastwood

420 eat bacon erryday