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Zombie Apocalypse Thread

Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
So another Max Brooks material on Zombies. I feel that even though this a comic series, it will still maintain his usual quality and expertise for the Zombie Apocalypse. I don't know the artist though, he is from Brazil, Ibraim Roberson. It has been too long, there needs to be more quality Zombie publications. This one is coming out June 2nd. It should make a nice addition to my growing collection.

Anyways, I just found out Alan Alda was a voice in the audiobook, so I might have to get that as well. Though if someone already has it, I would appreciate a critque?

Also I am heading to New Zealand in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If you are talking about the audiobook of World War Z (which I assume you are, talking about Alan Alda), it's pretty fantastic.

    It's abridged when compared to the real book, but all that means is it doesn't include all the stories from the book (it doesn't, for example, include the girl who has mentally regressed to childhood) but it does include some of the best ones.

    As opposed to most audiobooks, which are really just some guy reading the book and maybe doing character voices, it's read by a full cast playing different characters, with Max Brooks himself playing the part of the interviewer asking questions.

    Outside of the beginning part, it doesn't actually sound like a book at all, more like a series of recorded audio interviews, which is pretty fantastic.

    Also, it has Mark Hamil.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Max Brooks is my hero. I hardly, if ever, read books, but Max writes so well about zombies that I can't put them down.

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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How is "The Zombie Zhronicles"?
    I'm downloading a few chapters on my iPhone.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It has been too long, there needs to be more quality Zombie publications.
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    This came out somewhat recently.

    Has some great stories in it.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    If you are talking about the audiobook of World War Z (which I assume you are, talking about Alan Alda), it's pretty fantastic.
    If you haven't listened to the audiobook listen to the audiobook. It's wonderful. Sort of reminds me of This American Life. Today's topic: The Near Zombie Apocalypse.

    I also had the pleasure of listening to the pilot's story while driving through that area of Louisianna which was pretty neat.

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm reading Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry. It's kinda lame so far, but it is at least satiating my hunger for zombie related material.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There's going to be a World War Z movie, too.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816711/

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    See also: The Walking Dead, an excellent comic series.

    I plan on snagging Recorded Attacks, given that it seems like a safe bet since I loved both The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It has been too long, there needs to be more quality Zombie publications.
    thelivingdead500.jpg

    This came out somewhat recently.

    Has some great stories in it.

    Holy crap, look at that author list. How did I not know about this?

    I just finished reading through The Walking Dead and it is amazing. May not be everyone's cup of tea and I think a lot of people were turned off when it looked like the group had reached safety... but no one, and no place, is safe for long. I really like where it is heading now.

    EDIT: The World War Z movie was written by J. Michael Straczynski and should be most excellent.

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  • KoolaidguyKoolaidguy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There's going to be a World War Z movie, too.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816711/

    It would work better as a TV show. You just cant get all the book's best bits into a film.

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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh man a zombie series would be epic

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tomanta wrote: »
    The World War Z movie was written by J. Michael Straczynski and should be most excellent.

    I know I could just re-wiki it, but that still in the hands of Brad Pitt's company?

    I await that and a few other rumoured/production hell'd projects with great anticipation. (Robotech, NGE, WE3 and Y: The Last Man, to be specific)

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    The World War Z movie was written by J. Michael Straczynski and should be most excellent.

    I know I could just re-wiki it, but that still in the hands of Brad Pitt's company?

    I await that and a few other rumoured/production hell'd projects with great anticipation. (Robotech, NGE, WE3 and Y: The Last Man, to be specific)
    Yeah, Brad Pitt's company has it. The director is a great pick too. And Straczynski wrote He-Man, She-Ra, and Captain freaking Power episodes, so you know he's the man for the job.

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  • clsCorwinclsCorwin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    JMS + anything = win. I should call in everyone from the B5 thread.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That book does look interesting.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    clsCorwin wrote: »
    JMS + anything = win. I should call in everyone from the B5 thread.

    Reporting for duty! I'm a B5 fan AND a WWZ/Zombie Survival Guide fan. This announcement is like sex for my eyes.

    Pr0n, if you will.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It has been too long, there needs to be more quality Zombie publications.
    thelivingdead500.jpg


    This came out somewhat recently.

    Has some great stories in it.

    Many of the stories in this book do vary in the use of the word zombie.

    Not all of them are about flesh eating undead basically.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am also interested in how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mark Hamill is amazing. Best voice actor ever.

    I loved the political landscape of WWZ as well.

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  • FendallFendall Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I beleive Henry Rollins does some of the voice acting too, though I havn't heard the audiobook myself. Isn't the website extracts from it?

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    I am also interested in how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

    http://www.zombiehunters.org

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    I am also interested in how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

    http://www.zombiehunters.org

    http://www.zombieforecast.org/

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  • ZaylenzZaylenz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fendall wrote: »
    I beleive Henry Rollins does some of the voice acting too, though I havn't heard the audiobook myself. Isn't the website extracts from it?

    Henry Rollins voiced the Merc guy who was a body guard for the rich guy on Long Island. Both he and Mark Hamill did an excellent job.

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  • TeaSpoonTeaSpoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It has been too long, there needs to be more quality Zombie publications.
    thelivingdead500.jpg


    This came out somewhat recently.

    Has some great stories in it.

    Many of the stories in this book do vary in the use of the word zombie.

    Not all of them are about flesh eating undead basically.

    Great list, but why Laurell K. Hamilton there? Who though the inclusion of zombie sex would enhance the book? Maybe the protagonist is from a clan of were-zombies who need daily sex to maintain their zombie powers.

    And who the fuck is Poppy Z. Brite?

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    In before "thermite arrows"

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    In before -- oh, nevermind. I'll just shut the fuck up because we don't need to talk about whatever I was going to bring up.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    In before -- oh, nevermind. I'll just shut the fuck up because we don't need to talk about whatever I was going to bring up.

    :lol:

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It seems to me a Katana would be the best weapon of choice during the Zombie Apocalypse. No reloading.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It seems to me a Katana would be the best weapon of choice during the Zombie Apocalypse. No reloading.

    Lol I love when people say that. :P Until the Katana blade gets dull and you go to chop a zombie and get it stuck inside it.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It seems to me a Katana would be the best weapon of choice during the Zombie Apocalypse. No reloading.

    Lol I love when people say that. :P Until the Katana blade gets dull and you go to chop a zombie and get it stuck inside it.

    Exactly. Give me an aluminum baseball bat (or crowbar!) any day.

    In addition to the pistol, shotgun, and large knife.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tomanta wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It seems to me a Katana would be the best weapon of choice during the Zombie Apocalypse. No reloading.

    Lol I love when people say that. :P Until the Katana blade gets dull and you go to chop a zombie and get it stuck inside it.

    Exactly. Give me an aluminum baseball bat (or crowbar!) any day.

    In addition to the pistol, shotgun, and large knife.

    Max Brooks says the best weapon is a crowbar, not only is it nearly impossible to break, but you can use it to open barricaded doors and locked rooms with it.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It seems to me a Katana would be the best weapon of choice during the Zombie Apocalypse. No reloading.

    Lol I love when people say that. :P Until the Katana blade gets dull and you go to chop a zombie and get it stuck inside it.

    Exactly. Give me an aluminum baseball bat (or crowbar!) any day.

    In addition to the pistol, shotgun, and large knife.

    Max Brooks says the best weapon is a crowbar, not only is it nearly impossible to break, but you can use it to open barricaded doors and locked rooms with it.

    I'm well aware :). Even if my survival guide is in buried in a box underneath a table in a storage building, I still remember some of the essentials. Just in case.

    Crowbar takes a little proficiency to use well, though. You don't want the B&E side to get stuck in something during a combat situation.

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  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It seems to me a Katana would be the best weapon of choice during the Zombie Apocalypse. No reloading.

    Lol I love when people say that. :P Until the Katana blade gets dull and you go to chop a zombie and get it stuck inside it.

    Exactly. Give me an aluminum baseball bat (or crowbar!) any day.

    In addition to the pistol, shotgun, and large knife.

    Max Brooks says the best weapon is a crowbar, not only is it nearly impossible to break, but you can use it to open barricaded doors and locked rooms with it.
    As far as melee weapons go I'll take an axe, because it's an invaluable tool as well (especially here in Colorado). There's no way I'm going to carry around a melee weapon that is just a melee weapon.

    Really, though, there's no reason you can't just get a semiautomatic rifle and carry around a lot of ammunition. Any group of zombies that you couldn't eliminate with a pocket-full of AR 15 rounds is numerous enough to absolutely destroy you in melee anyway.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could carry a whetstone to keep the blade sharp...

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    It seems to me a Katana would be the best weapon of choice during the Zombie Apocalypse. No reloading.

    Real Katanas that are of fighting quality easily cost $1000 and more. They are also not meant for cleaving, but for cutting. You don't have time to wait for your undead opponent to bleed to death. Also, any edged weapon needs to be kept up. I don't get this 'never needs reloading' argument. Blades get dull, and good sharpening stones for a Katana aren't just lying in the road or down at Walmart. Have you ever sharpened a blade or a knife? It takes practice to get a good edge and not completely ruin the blade.

    Guns are where it's at.

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  • ZaylenzZaylenz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Katana would also probably be a bit too bulky I think. When traveling light being able to carry stuff that has multiple uses is a must. I agree with the crowbar/hand axe recommendation. Remember you only want to use a melee weapon in an emergency because all it takes is one bite or scratch and it's all over. I'd rather stay out of reach with a good rifle.

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    are scratches insta-kills?

    i thought that was just bites.

    solanum in the saliva or whatever.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    are scratches insta-kills?

    i thought that was just bites.

    solanum in the saliva or whatever.

    It really depends on your zombie type, honestly. For instance, with a 28 Weeks Later zombie all you have to do is get a drop of zombie body-fluid to enter your body, so you could get zombified if you just happened to have your mouth open when a splatter happened.

    Honestly, in a zombie apocalypse situation the only real way to be safe is to not come into physical contact range with them at all. If you are, you're probably screwed anyway.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How about in a Zombie loose in the military base situation. I find myself in that situation a lot more than a Zombie Apocalypse, which only occurs from time to time.

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Outside of the beginning part, it doesn't actually sound like a book at all, more like a series of recorded audio interviews, which is pretty fantastic.

    Reading World War Z, I was pretty much like, "This would be the best audiobook."

    I was right, and so is Pony; it is pretty fantastic.
    are scratches insta-kills?

    i thought that was just bites.

    solanum in the saliva or whatever.

    It really depends on your zombie type, honestly. For instance, with a 28 Weeks Later zombie all you have to do is get a drop of zombie body-fluid to enter your body, so you could get zombified if you just happened to have your mouth open when a splatter happened.

    Honestly, in a zombie apocalypse situation the only real way to be safe is to not come into physical contact range with them at all. If you are, you're probably screwed anyway.

    i assumed we were discussing max brooks zombies.

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