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[Mini-Phalla] Duck, Duck, Phalla! - Game Over, Ducks Win! (Again)

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This stuffing is getting hard!

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    You know the old saying, what's good for the goose, is good for the goose's husband?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also, way to septuple post!

    You talk more than a valley Chick.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Ever see that old show about the rich ducks?

    Scrooge McDuck!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You sound anxious. Maybe you should go lay down...an egg.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    You sound anxious. Maybe you should go lay down...an egg.
    Uh oh, someone not getting his druthers?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    LightRider wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    You sound anxious. Maybe you should go lay down...an egg.
    Uh oh, someone not getting his druthers?

    You're going out! Enjoy your swan song!

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    LightRider wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    You sound anxious. Maybe you should go lay down...an egg.
    Uh oh, someone not getting his druthers?

    You're going out! Enjoy your swan song!
    At least I ain't no ugly duckling like kime!



    WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK!

    Finally got it.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Orange Soda for questioning the value of our chirp chat

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    LightRider wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    LightRider wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    You sound anxious. Maybe you should go lay down...an egg.
    Uh oh, someone not getting his druthers?

    You're going out! Enjoy your swan song!
    At least I ain't no ugly duckling like kime!



    WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK!

    Finally got it.

    Congratulations! You must feel like a prize goose.


    Hmm...

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I bet he's just dying to peck away at his keyboard and post...

    Hey! Goose was in Top Gun!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I know! I need my beauty sleep if i'm going to snag any cute birds though.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, these puns are so bad they break the law.

    That's right, they aren't even eagle!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Try not to crow all night! You'll get sick and have to see a quack!

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Is it breaking the rules to post multiple times in a row?

    I would feel very badly if that were the case!

    Edit: OK, I read the thing that said no double posting, but I thought that meant 2 messages with the same stuff in it...

    A THOUSAND APOLOGIES TO EVERYONE EVERWHERE!

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The amount of posts you have made is ridiculous. I feel intimated.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't think I meant intimated. I'm fairly certain I meant intimidated.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    It is my understanding that all of those are rulebreaking and I am a very very bad person!

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well then, if it was rule breaking that was going on, I feel slightly less scared.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Rule breaking posts deleted hopefully!

    Stupid goose I am!

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, there is no way I'm going to be able to keep up with your post counts with the no double posting rule, 'cause I'm only around during the day. Unless Wildcat and DacVin want to help me out.

    I've decided that the only person who can possibly be the Goose is !LightRider, because I once knew a guy that called himself StormRider and insisted that he was a swan, which is close enough, and LightRider is posting WAY TOO MUCH for anyone else to keep up with right now. If he's putting that much time into the game, he's gotta be the Goose!

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    OH SUP WILDCAT THANKS FOR KILLING ME DAY 1 IN THE CHUCK PHALLA THAT SURE WAS SWELL.

    That all being said !Lightrider because he posts two much, is a terrible evil, a terrible member of the village and all these things painfully outweigh my grudge against Wildcat.

    AND NO YOU SHOULDN'T POST MULTIPLE TIMES IN A ROW THAT'D BE TOO EASY.


    QUACK.

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I used to confuse Daius and DevoutlyApathetic. Now I know which is which.

    Daius isn't needlessly mean to me for no reason that I can fathom!

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    I used to confuse Daius and DevoutlyApathetic. Now I know which is which.

    Daius isn't needlessly mean to me for no reason that I can fathom!

    I believe I was during the Pokemon main and some of the following minis.

    But that can be explained away by me roleplaying as Gary Motherfucking Oak.

    Also you should be confusing me with Darian. That's what all the cool kids do.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    OH SUP WILDCAT THANKS FOR KILLING ME DAY 1 IN THE CHUCK PHALLA THAT SURE WAS SWELL.

    That all being said !Lightrider because he posts two much, is a terrible evil, a terrible member of the village and all these things painfully outweigh my grudge against Wildcat.

    AND NO YOU SHOULDN'T POST MULTIPLE TIMES IN A ROW THAT'D BE TOO EASY.


    QUACK.
    YOU'RE WELCOME DAIUS, THANKS FOR BEING A REALLY SHIFTY BEGGAR.

    Also, !LightRider for blatantly double-posting, I mean, that's just rude.

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The real question of this phalla is how long before Kay get's shot in the head.

    This is X-Treme Kick Ass Duck, Duck, Goose right?

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I wanted to propose that we kill the first person that says the G word, but it seems I'm to late.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I seem to have messed up that vote, so I will say !LightRider once more.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    You people know that you don't want me out.

    It is kime that is the one that you want out.

    kime HAS to be the goose!

    And I already told you that I didn't mean to post against the rules like that! I even erased a whole lot of my posts!

    A goose wouldn't do that!

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So we are voting for LightRider because he is talking to much?

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That'd be the plan, yes! It's just... suspicious.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have never played duck duck goose or Red Rover. I think we played dodgeball once in school.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    I have never played duck duck goose or Red Rover. I think we played dodgeball once in school.

    Man your lucky, we only had thick sticks to play with. The last one still standing won.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm so very fucked.

    So, abotkin said double posting was out, but he said nothing about septuple posting.

    I think I have some work ahead of me.

    Oats on
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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    And by work I mean posts.

    Oats on
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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, Darian and Daius, that's who I get mixed up! I dunno, being GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is a good reason to be mean, I guess. In a childish and puerile way. (Does that make it extra immature?)

    Also, yes. More posts. Because I'd like to live beyond Day 3 for once. Kime gets all the 'aww, he's always day 1 killed!' sympathy, when my latest track record is WAY worse than his!

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Damn it Kay.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I had the start of a very Frosteey-eqsue streak there.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was all set to talk to myself and everything.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    For instance: Lovely weather we're having, guv'nor.

    Oats on
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