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[Mini-Phalla] Duck, Duck, Phalla! - Game Over, Ducks Win! (Again)

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    Hahahahahaha! Simon and Jenny, sitting in a tree! Simon and Jenny, sitting in a tree! Simon and Jenny, sitting in a tree! Kay-aye-ess-ess-eye-enn-gee!

    Simon kissed a giiiiiiirl that's so gay.

    Shut up you're the gay one, I'm rubber you're glue, you're so gay that gay people think you're the gayest of gays, gaylord!

    Nahuh! How can you be gayer than someone that kissed a giiiiiiiiiirl that so gay!

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You're so gay you just went and double-posted, dickbutt!

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hmmm... it looks like I missed something.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh you guys.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    You're so gay you just went and double-posted, dickbutt!

    You used the word dickbutt... good job.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shut it, buttdick.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Your unoriginalality angers me.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Your badly stretched .gif avatar irks me.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, I've been meaning to change that for a while. Give a while though cuz I'm in class

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oats wrote: »
    Shut it, buttdick.

    Look, man, if you want to join my cool group for cool people, you gotta stop trying so hard.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can I join your cool group for cool people?

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't know, man, you're gonna have to prove that you're super cool to be in my awesome group.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ok, how bout I make a funny pun that I was going to make last night but couldnt remember it when I sat down to post.

    This was back when lightrider was making all his illeagal posts, and I said something about being confused. What I was going to say was,

    "I'm so confused I feel like a quack."

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ahahaha. Ha.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kuhlmeye.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I already made a quack pun, dude! Now you're just riding on my coattails. Very un-cool.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I must have missed it. I mean, how many bird related puns do you think one person can handle at once.

    Also oats, new avatar, please check one

    [ ] I approve
    [ ] I dont approve
    [ ] I might not like it, but it's less annoying than the last one.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Changing your avatar is kind of a duck move. I like it!

    (please note: unless you're from New Zealand, that pun might not make any sense)

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    I must have missed it. I mean, how many bird related puns do you think one person can handle at once.

    A gaggle.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I approve, kuhlmeye. May be trying a little too hard though.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    I approve, kuhlmeye. May be trying a little too hard though.

    You can never be trying too hard.

    EDIT: Oh and I have another one. That last pun I did was so bad it might take duck tape to patch it up.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I like the cut of your jib, kuhlmeye, you're keeping a breast of this game's situation. You're officially in the cool group for cool people. My mom's put some cake and lemonade on the table.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh you know, always got to keep a leg up on the other people.

    And I can't wait to get me some of that cake and lemonade.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You give out that much cake and pop, you'll be shaking your head at the bill at the end of the day.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Good thing only cool people get any, Wildcat - and you're not a cool person, so nyah.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pfft, like I'd want to hang around with you people.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Plus, it's lemonade. Duh wildcat. Let's get our head in the game.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lemonade is not pop? I did not know that. These strange Americanisms are confusing to me.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm an Australian, too, so lemonade to me means something like Sprite.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hmmmmmm.... interesting. Lemonade lacks the carbonated quality of pop, at least in America, which makes it not pop. Is it different where you are?

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    To be honest, the only time pop would be mentioned here would be in 50s literature like the Enid Blyton books. I don't think the word is used at all now.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well, good job guys. You've successfully turned my world upside down.

    Also, I don't say pop. I say soda mostly, but that doesn't change the fact that in America lemonade doesn't fit into the soda category.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Aha! Lemonade here is the carbonated variety. If it were not so, we call it simply 'still lemonade'.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Aha! Lemonade here is the carbonated variety. If it were not so, we call it simply 'still lemonade'.

    Penny Arcade Forums: Solving Cultural Differences Since 2009

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't really think we have anything like American lemonade - even what we call lemon squash is lightly carbonated, in commerical brands of it. I've never used pop in a drink-related context before.

    Let's sum this up, somehow!

    Australia calls Sprite "lemonade", which would make what is on offer at the cool people table "pop".

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I really feel we have contributed a little bit to world peace, right here.

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You mean not all soda is coke?

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I feel good about what we have accomplished. In the spirit of what we've done, I would love some pop simon.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    You mean not all soda is coke?
    For some reason, I really dislike coke.

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Simonwolf's avatar isn't even a wolf.

    That is some kind of finch, silly.

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