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So I burned off half my face

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    ubernekouberneko Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A good thread to wake up to.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jaunty wrote: »
    I have a scar across my right eyebrow that was pretty badass when I was a kid but now guidos pluck similar lines through their eyebrows and people assume I'm a douche

    Wait holy shit

    I have yet to hear of this behavior

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you're a fucking idiot

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you're a fucking idiot

    You're going to have to be more specific, this could apply to a lot of people in here.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The point of the flaming shot is that the fire is extinguished in your mouth when you close it and there isn't oxygen for it to combust.

    the point of the flaming shot is certain people shouldn't be allowed to breed

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    you're a fucking idiot

    You're going to have to be more specific, this could apply to a lot of people in here.

    op, of course

    but yeah, I see your point

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    so when are you planning on burning off the other half?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Houk, I love you.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So who is going to get Queerzti a two headed quarter to flip around to make decisions for him?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    he is not cool enough to be two face

    not even the tommy lee jones version

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Maybe he can take a shot at being Jonah Hex

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no way that guy's even more badass than two-face

    the only comic book guy he is suited to be is Big Sir, because he's retarded.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Maybe Yellow Bastard

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Maybe he can take a shot at being Jonah Hex
    if he isn't cool enough to be two face, what makes you think he's cool enough to be jonah hex?

    just, go play with your oven, or something

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bake me some cookies at high heat, hunter.

    you a bitch

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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    this is why I wouldn't choose fire as my element
    you know as they say, Fire in the heart kills you

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bake me some cookies at high heat, hunter.

    you a bitch

    What kind of cookies do faggots like, Mysst won't tell me.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fuga wrote: »
    this is why I wouldn't choose fire as my element
    you know as they say, Fire in the heart kills you

    man what

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fuga wrote: »
    this is why I wouldn't choose fire as my element
    you know as they say, Fire in the heart kills you

    Spoken like a true pussy.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    im pretty sure the fire in your lungs will kill you way before it gets to your heart

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I dunno man

    I recognize the usefulness of fire, but I don't fuck with it

    it's fire, you don't play with it, it will kick your ass

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I dunno man

    I recognize the usefulness of fire, but I don't fuck with it

    it's fire, you don't play with it, it will kick your ass

    So you're more of a water bender type, huh

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, the closest thing I've come to as far as welding accidents go was holding a piece of metal that someone had used the point welder on.
    That shit was hot, but I let it go pretty much as soon as I grabbed it so....

    I'm such a pussy.
    Or careful around welders and machinery.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    bake me some cookies at high heat, hunter.

    you a bitch

    What kind of cookies do faggots like, Mysst won't tell me.

    m&m

    most definitely

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i might go get some subway m&m cookies for lunch

    if they cook them right, they are oh so tasty

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    i might go get some subway m&m cookies for lunch

    if they cook them right, they are oh so tasty

    why leave anything to chance?

    go to the grocery store and buy a tub of m&m cookie dough

    procure spoon

    gorge yourself until you are happy with how fat you are

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    HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the side of my face is all scarred up from when I got t-boned by a pick up truck going 60. Also scars on either side of my ribcage where they shoved tubes into my collapsed lungs.

    Is that a good story/will it get me laid?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The tubes in lungs thing could be the centrepiece of extremely kinky role play in the bedroom. If you know what I mean. :winky:

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    i might go get some subway m&m cookies for lunch

    if they cook them right, they are oh so tasty

    why leave anything to chance?

    go to the grocery store and buy a tub of m&m cookie dough

    procure spoon

    gorge yourself until you are happy with how fat you are
    this is true, but then i have to worry about gobs of dough getting in my keyboard as i feast on my tube of fat throughout the day

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Do you guys ever think about, if you had to have some sort of physical disfigurement, what it would be?

    losing an eye would be mine

    or, as long as we've developed really good cybernetic limbs by the time it happens, losing a hand

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also, my sympathies Straightzi, and also my admonishments

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I want a cybernetic eye, arm, hand, everything.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    secondary penis

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'd love to have really shitty knees.


    Oh wait. I do.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Javen wrote: »
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    Hunter I regularly harness the powers of magma and I think you're a pussy.

    Yeah well I'm a Balrog of Morgoth and you a chump.

    I'm Charizard and I just beat you.

    Nuh-uh you missed and I have a forcefield that protects me from fire

    Charizard doesn't miss

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hunter I regularly harness the powers of magma and I think you're a pussy.

    Yeah well I'm a Balrog of Morgoth and you a chump.

    I'm Charizard and I just beat you.

    Nuh-uh you missed and I have a forcefield that protects me from fire

    Charizard doesn't miss

    Yeah. Charizard doesn't exist.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    neither does the Balrog

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    neither does the Balrog

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Maybe he can take a shot at being Jonah Hex
    if he isn't cool enough to be two face, what makes you think he's cool enough to be jonah hex?

    just, go play with your oven, or something

    Sick burn

    Just like Straightzi

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    heh

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