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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have a crush on a woman who could beat the living shit out of me in less than 0.46 seconds

    Tam on
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Blade Runner is like, my favorite movie ever.

    I'm gonna have to say it. Blade runner was kind of... Meh.

    And don't say it's because I don't understand the philosophical concepts behind the film; we studied the hell out of Blade Runner in year 12.

    EDIT:
    Tam wrote: »
    I have crush on a woman who could beat the living shit out of me in less than 0.46 seconds

    Sounds like she has the crush on you!

    DOUBLE EDIT: Wait, Tam, are you in Soviet Russia?

    Flay on
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    I have crush on a woman who could beat the living shit out of me in less than 0.46 seconds
    kinky sex

    Robcham on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am not in Soviet Russia, and the woman is in fact Gina Carano.

    Tam on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    I have crush on a woman who could beat the living shit out of me in less than 0.46 seconds

    So, that narrows it down to any girl over the age of 12.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    crush her with your leeps

    Robcham on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    I have crush on a woman who could beat the living shit out of me in less than 0.46 seconds

    So, that narrows it down to any girl over the age of 12.

    try going for a joke that not everyone thought of
    Robcham wrote: »
    crush her with your leeps

    I fear that even my gargantuan ethnic lips are powerless against her onslaught

    Tam on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I didn't think of it, but to be fair, I'm kinda stupid.

    Mustang on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    I have crush on a woman who could beat the living shit out of me in less than 0.46 seconds

    So, that narrows it down to any girl over the age of 12.

    try going for a joke that not everyone thought of

    WHAT WITH YOUR BIG MANLY MAN MUSCLES ALL MANLY MANNING ALL OVER THE PLACE, NAW!

    NAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam your so strong and manly

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh yeah

    5'6" 145 lbs

    ladies

    Tam on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sooooooo guess which lady is almost definitely going to be taking that class with EA in the Fall

    THAT'S RIGHT

    THIS LADY

    Wooooooooo!

    Take that, back-stabbing bitch who sabotaged my chances!

    It's being offered again

    And I'm gunna be in it!

    NightDragon on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    oh yeah

    5'6" 145 lbs

    ladies

    take it offff!


    Congrats, ND.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    oh yeah

    5'6" 145 lbs

    ladies

    take it offff!

    Ain't nothin to take off

    also, CONGRATULATIONS NIGHTDRAGON ON SUCH A FORTUITOUS OPPORTUNITY!

    Tam on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm 5'10 and 135 Lbs I win being muscular... wait.

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I'm just become aware of a film that stars Sylvester Stallone, Billy Dee Williams AND Rutger Hauer.

    Should I hunt this film down and watch it based on no further information, yes or no.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yes.

    ManonvonSuperock on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yeah, it's pretty good

    Tam on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    You are correct, as I've already moved it to the front of my Netflix queue.

    Followup question: Which of the following bullshit movies I've been sitting on for the last 4 months should I actually finish watchin so I can actually receive this fine film in return:
    Doctor Zhivago
    The Man Who Would be King
    The Yakuza Papers: Battles Without Honor & Humanity Vol. 1

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Man Who Would Be King has Michael Caine and Sean Connery in it

    Dr. Zhivago
    is poop from a butt (actually, I haven't seen it)

    Also haven't seen The Yakuza Papers

    but

    The Man Who Would Be King has Michael Caine and Sean Connery in it

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Blade Runner is like, my favorite movie ever.

    I'm gonna have to say it. Blade runner was kind of... Meh.

    And don't say it's because I don't understand the philosophical concepts behind the film; we studied the hell out of Blade Runner in year 12.

    That's cool, I know the movie isn't for everyone. I just love the hell out of its slow pace, cinematography, futuristic world they created (so fucking life like), the philosophical aspect, the characters (though Sean what's her name grates my nerves a bit... she's too robotic at the start and the "love scene" is really fucking weird because neither Harrison nor she got along on set and that definately translated to the screen...)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I haven't seen any of those movies.

    NightDragon on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've heard good thing about Dr. Zhivago, but I can't back them up with personal experience.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Actually, I don't think I've even ever seen Blade Runner. I also end up confusing it half of the time (when I hear it) with Logan's Run.

    NightDragon on
  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Blade Runner the film and the game were so great.

    My other sci-fi favourites are Sunshine and Dark City.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ridley Scott has always been fairly open about the fact that he knew Sean Young couldn't act for shit before he hired her. It was just that she looked perfect for the role that he pursued her so hard. I actually think the robotic stinted love scene kinda adds to the whole creepiness of their relationship.

    EDIT: Yes Dark City, I've picked that off the shelves about 100 times because it looks interesting as fuck but I've never heard anything about it, so I always end up putting it back. So it's good then I take it?

    Mustang on
  • winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, oh man, Theres nothing better than an Iced Coffee and Kit-Kat for lunch.

    winter_combat_knight on
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    .Tripwire. wrote: »
    My other sci-fi favourites are Sunshine and Dark City.

    :^:

    Flay on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    @mustang: yeah, it definately adds to the creepyness... i just don't think it should be creepy given the overall theme of the movie. If it followed the book's theme more closely then I don't think I would have a problem with it.

    Dark city's a pretty amazing movie. For all its quick cut stylishness (it used to have the record for most cuts and it might still have it), the movie never falls into the "ok, what the fuck just happened?" problem so many other movies have (quantum of solace, I'm looking at you).

    Also, "Do you know the way to shell beach?" is such a great line/ metaphor.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Actually, I don't think I've even ever seen Blade Runner. I also end up confusing it half of the time (when I hear it) with Logan's Run.

    What the hell man. Like it or not like it, you at least have to see it. It's one of those movies.
    Mustang wrote: »
    EDIT: Yes Dark City, I've picked that off the shelves about 100 times because it looks interesting as fuck but I've never heard anything about it, so I always end up putting it back. So it's good then I take it?

    Dark City is weird because Kiefer Sutherland is in it and he doesn't beat the shit out of a single terrorist.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009

    Dark City is weird because Kiefer Sutherland is in it and he doesn't beat the shit out of a single terrorist.

    I watched Kiefer Sutherland before he was a badass.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    Dark City is weird because Kiefer Sutherland is in it and he doesn't beat the shit out of a single terrorist.

    I watched Kiefer Sutherland before he was a badass.

    More likely he was a badass all along, but he made Dark City to throw the terrorists off.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, oh man, Theres nothing better than an Iced Coffee and Kit-Kat for lunch.

    I always feel guilty about the chocolate and flavoured milk lunch. I know it's wrong and I shouldn't be doing it but I do it anyway and then spend afternoon wishing I hadn't.

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    Dark City is weird because Kiefer Sutherland is in it and he doesn't beat the shit out of a single terrorist.

    I watched Kiefer Sutherland before he was a badass.

    More likely he was a badass all along, but he made Dark City to throw the terrorists off.

    Then truly, he is a great actor.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Actually, I don't think I've even ever seen Blade Runner. I also end up confusing it half of the time (when I hear it) with Logan's Run.

    What the hell man. Like it or not like it, you at least have to see it. It's one of those movies.

    Yeah, I've been told. :P I'll see what I can do this summah.

    NightDragon on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yesssss

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have a love hate relationship with Kiefer, I think it's all the freaky fan girls that still piss on about the lost boys. They scare the shit out of me.

    Mustang on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Actually, I don't think I've even ever seen Blade Runner. I also end up confusing it half of the time (when I hear it) with Logan's Run.

    What the hell man. Like it or not like it, you at least have to see it. It's one of those movies.

    Yeah, I've been told. :P I'll see what I can do this summah.

    Or, you know.

    Do it now.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    dinga patinga dahn dow-wooow-wow

    edit: I just realized that seems insulting; not meant to be. I love the banjo.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4jgRIFwbsY&feature=channel_page

    Tam on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I love the banjo and America.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE

    Mustang on
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