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These things are why NASA needs more money

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I can only hope that Oprah and Jenny will make such fools of themselves that there will be a gigantic backlash

    Well considering Oprah is really only considered relevant by her viewers you are talking about the undoing of over two decades of loyalty on the part of the country's dumbest broads. Though I suppose if anything could do that it would be children dying from whooping cough.

    It makes me very afraid that nobody is going to understand how seriously idiotic these people are until there's some sort of media coverage about a totally preventable illness making children sick and possibly killing them.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I suppose we could look at it like voluntary eugenics

    if, you know, we were really that terrible

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    There are times I get depressed because immortality is unfeasible owing to the tendency of systems to move towards entropy and the eventual heat death of the universe.

    Statistically you'd only live up to 250-300 years anyway before you get offed through a fatal accident.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I suppose we could look at it like voluntary eugenics

    if, you know, we were really that terrible

    I can be a pretty cold bastard when it comes to people suffering because of their own stupidity

    but in this case it's children who are getting sick and dying through no fault of their own, but rather their shit-for-brains parents

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I can only hope that Oprah and Jenny will make such fools of themselves that there will be a gigantic backlash

    Well considering Oprah is really only considered relevant by her viewers you are talking about the undoing of over two decades of loyalty on the part of the country's dumbest broads. Though I suppose if anything could do that it would be children dying from whooping cough.

    It makes me very afraid that nobody is going to understand how seriously idiotic these people are until there's some sort of media coverage about a totally preventable illness making children sick and possibly killing them.

    I don't know, hun. These days we need people to stand up to "big science" and who better to do represent the best interest of Jane Everymom than a fat billionaire with no children of her own along with her former playmate sidekick.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, I love reading about space and stuff. Rad thread.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I can only hope that Oprah and Jenny will make such fools of themselves that there will be a gigantic backlash

    Well considering Oprah is really only considered relevant by her viewers you are talking about the undoing of over two decades of loyalty on the part of the country's dumbest broads. Though I suppose if anything could do that it would be children dying from whooping cough.

    It makes me very afraid that nobody is going to understand how seriously idiotic these people are until there's some sort of media coverage about a totally preventable illness making children sick and possibly killing them.

    I don't know, hun. These days we need people to stand up to "big science" and who better to do represent the best interest of Jane Everymom than a fat billionaire with no children of her own along with her former playmate sidekick.

    I want to hug you.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So I guess this means Science needs a former Playmate and a rich but influential person as spokesmodels?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    So I guess this means Science needs a former Playmate and a rich but influential person as spokesmodels?

    James Randi and a rich but influential person?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jesus, how big does something have to be to start pulling multiple galaxies towards it?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hurray for willfully ignorant yet poetic hyperbole.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    So I guess this means Science needs a former Playmate and a rich but influential person as spokesmodels?

    James Randi and a rich but influential person?

    Maybe if we got Phil Plait a coconut bra

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh man, James Randi. dude is best

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    So I guess this means Science needs a former Playmate and a rich but influential person as spokesmodels?
    reddressrun.jpg

    so..anyone here rich and influential?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Religion can be a great, great thing, but an answer to space physics it is not.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    But it's true that snow is God-lice

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Lord's locks are completely free of dandruff or pediculosis, you god damn heathen.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The lice is our punishment for sin you troglodyte.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Our lice is. Snow however is the Lord giving a tremendously cold raspberry to us sinners.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    So I guess this means Science needs a former Playmate and a rich but influential person as spokesmodels?
    whee.jpgso..anyone here rich and influential?

    I don't think mainstream media is ready for the prettiest princess in the world

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My favorite thing of all time is when physicists and/or astronomers encounter something completely new and undiscovered.

    Not the "oh look, we found this tired old star cluster that is a little brighter than it should be!" or anything equally mundane, but just a complete and total mindfuck discovery where a room full of scientists, who have spent their entire lives studying the very shit they are observing, are just standing there, mouths agape, thinking "WHAT... THE... FUCK..."

    Whenever that happens, it makes the little boy in me leap for joy and I start smiling for days. It makes me realize that there is still shit left worth discovering and studying, even if some scientists still tend to think that we've almost got everything figured out.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think my 6th grade science textbook operated on the belief that there were only like 6 galaxies in the universe. The Hubble is like the greatest thing to ever be.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so
    I thought you two got in a fight and stopped talking to each other when you were kids

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    All that rad stuff out there makes me kinda sad that we are stuck here on this planet :(

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so
    I thought you two got in a fight and stopped talking to each other when you were kids
    you really think he's gonna hold a grudge for 2,000 years?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so
    I thought you two got in a fight and stopped talking to each other when you were kids
    you really think he's gonna hold a grudge for 2,000 years?
    man that was his sister

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so
    I thought you two got in a fight and stopped talking to each other when you were kids
    you really think he's gonna hold a grudge for 2,000 years?
    man that was his sister

    a little frankincense, a little myrrh and all is forgiven apparently

    used to be you had to make good with wine and feasting, but now it's just spices spices spices

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so

    I had a discussion last night with a close friend about how I am a closeted atheist.

    Everyone around me would be pissed if they knew I was an atheist. Some might even stop talking to me, including family members. It would be ugly and painful and not really worth the headaches. So, rather than facing such things, I just pretend to be a Christian when I'm around anyone that falls into this category. I was raised Christian, so I know all the right words and phrases, and even quite a few bible passages if the situation calls for it. Everyone falls for it. It's remarkably easy to pull off, actually. I can see why so many people can make truckloads of money from religious folk.

    I feel like a gay guy in a southern Baptist family... I parade the bible around at family functions, even kissing it from time to time so as not to set off any suspicion, but I secretly have science waiting for me in my bed back home...

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Any time people ask me about my religious beliefs now I just kinda shrug

    does that make me agnostic or

    ?

    Well, except my family; we don't really talk about it at all, though Mom and Dad are certainly Christian; Dad would probably be unhappy if I told him about my rather lax faith

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Any time people ask me about my religious beliefs now I just kinda shrug

    does that make me agnostic or

    ?

    Well, except my family; we don't really talk about it at all, though Mom and Dad are certainly Christian; Dad would probably be unhappy if I told him about my rather lax faith

    Apatheism?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so
    I thought you two got in a fight and stopped talking to each other when you were kids
    you really think he's gonna hold a grudge for 2,000 years?
    man that was his sister

    Despite the fact the bible explicitly states Jesus spent time with brothers and sisters Mary was a virgin her whole life and those were actually just cousins.

    And Jesus wasn't mad about Dru doing his cousin it was the fact that Lenny was underage at the time.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jesus forgives a lot

    but damn, dru

    damn

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so

    I had a discussion last night with a close friend about how I am a closeted atheist.

    Everyone around me would be pissed if they knew I was an atheist. Some might even stop talking to me, including family members. It would be ugly and painful and not really worth the headaches. So, rather than facing such things, I just pretend to be a Christian when I'm around anyone that falls into this category. I was raised Christian, so I know all the right words and phrases, and even quite a few bible passages if the situation calls for it. Everyone falls for it. It's remarkably easy to pull off, actually. I can see why so many people can make truckloads of money from religious folk.

    I feel like a gay guy in a southern Baptist family... I parade the bible around at family functions, even kissing it from time to time so as not to set off any suspicion, but I secretly have science waiting for me in my bed back home...

    That's kind of lame.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    look, Mary was indeed a virgin her whole life but that's the beauty of anal

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so

    I had a discussion last night with a close friend about how I am a closeted atheist.

    Everyone around me would be pissed if they knew I was an atheist. Some might even stop talking to me, including family members. It would be ugly and painful and not really worth the headaches. So, rather than facing such things, I just pretend to be a Christian when I'm around anyone that falls into this category. I was raised Christian, so I know all the right words and phrases, and even quite a few bible passages if the situation calls for it. Everyone falls for it. It's remarkably easy to pull off, actually. I can see why so many people can make truckloads of money from religious folk.

    I feel like a gay guy in a southern Baptist family... I parade the bible around at family functions, even kissing it from time to time so as not to set off any suspicion, but I secretly have science waiting for me in my bed back home...
    How long do you want to pull this off?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Any time people ask me about my religious beliefs now I just kinda shrug

    does that make me agnostic or

    ?

    Well, except my family; we don't really talk about it at all, though Mom and Dad are certainly Christian; Dad would probably be unhappy if I told him about my rather lax faith

    Apatheism?

    Wow, this

    I was not aware this was an actual thing

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    look, Mary was indeed a virgin her whole life but that's the beauty of anal

    The benefit of being born without original sin is you don't even have to worry about poop.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you're all going to hell

    Jesus just told me so

    I had a discussion last night with a close friend about how I am a closeted atheist.

    Everyone around me would be pissed if they knew I was an atheist. Some might even stop talking to me, including family members. It would be ugly and painful and not really worth the headaches. So, rather than facing such things, I just pretend to be a Christian when I'm around anyone that falls into this category. I was raised Christian, so I know all the right words and phrases, and even quite a few bible passages if the situation calls for it. Everyone falls for it. It's remarkably easy to pull off, actually. I can see why so many people can make truckloads of money from religious folk.

    I feel like a gay guy in a southern Baptist family... I parade the bible around at family functions, even kissing it from time to time so as not to set off any suspicion, but I secretly have science waiting for me in my bed back home...

    That's kind of lame.
    see, I just make noncommittal gestures when anyone says I should go to church.

    I still need things from my parents, I can't tell them yet!

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