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DNF: Pipe Bombs are still pretty awesome

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  • HavelockHavelock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I'm surprised. Seriously, I never expected development on this game to end be it cancellation or retail release. They've been working on DNF for over half my life. It's a damn fixture now!

    Don't take it away from meeeee.

    This is exactly how I feel.

    It's like hearing that an old friend died. An old friend who loved beer, titty jokes, and guns.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, I don't even have the heart to post the giant list of "stuff that has been released in the time that DNF has been in development.

    Especially since that list was like four years out of date.

    fire

    electricity

    nuclear power

    the titan project

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    donhonk wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Hey, maybe they can sell the IP to someone who can actually make the game.

    I wonder what Valve Duke Nukem would be like.
    It would take slightly less time to come out.

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Havelock wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I'm surprised. Seriously, I never expected development on this game to end be it cancellation or retail release. They've been working on DNF for over half my life. It's a damn fixture now!

    Don't take it away from meeeee.

    This is exactly how I feel.

    It's like hearing that an old friend died. An old friend who loved beer, titty jokes, and guns.

    And always said he'd come 'round to play Mario Kart or that he'd meet you on X-Box Live, but never did.

    Shadowen on
  • ChewyWafflesChewyWaffles Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This is the most awesome ending to the most infamous vaporware story ever. Now all they gotta do is admit they were bullshitting the entire time and the best practical joke in gaming history will be complete.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Did the DS/PSP ones ever come out?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    never bet on duke

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just realized.

    BC3KAD was less vapor than DN3D. Of course, the way it was released it was nigh-unplayable, but it still made it, and it got heavily patched afterwards.

    BWAHAHA.

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  • RakaiRakai Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    darleysam wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Hey, maybe they can sell the IP to someone who can actually make the game.

    Blizzard.

    To spend several more years of development, then starcraft:ghost it? Come on Blizzard, keep the joke alive!

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    This is the most awesome ending to the most infamous vaporware story ever. Now all they gotta do is admit they were bullshitting the entire time and the best practical joke in gaming history will be complete.
    They did admit to heavy WoW playing in one video.

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  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    [strike]DUKE NUKEM MUST DIE[/strike]GOAL GOAL

    Not surprised at all to be honest, but I'll be darned if it didn't creep out of the shadowy left field. Ah well, them's the breaks so they say.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Havelock wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I'm surprised. Seriously, I never expected development on this game to end be it cancellation or retail release. They've been working on DNF for over half my life. It's a damn fixture now!

    Don't take it away from meeeee.

    This is exactly how I feel.

    It's like hearing that an old friend died. An old friend who loved beer, titty jokes, and guns.

    Man, you are making me tear up.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    donhonk wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Hey, maybe they can sell the IP to someone who can actually make the game.

    I wonder what Valve Duke Nukem would be like.

    Nintendo could give it to intelligent systems.

    LewieP on
  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man...Since I was like, seven years old, it's always just been that Duke Nukem Forever is being made and will one day be finished. This is like if I believed in God and someone proved beyond all doubt that no God ever existed.

    :cry:

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Their forums are down at the moment as well.

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  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Valve to buy DNF license.

    Will be released, according to Valve, 'soon'.

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  • cyphrcyphr Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, I don't even have the heart to post the giant list of "stuff that has been released in the time that DNF has been in development.

    Especially since that list was like four years out of date.
    Because it's obligatory, here's the list. That was last updated in December of '07 though.

    Some gems:

    In April of 1997, Google, eBay, and the term "weblog" didn't exist.
    Every GeForce and Radeon graphics card.
    The DVD format was finalzed and the DVD forum agreed on the HD-DVD format.
    The entire Harry Potter series as well as five movies.
    The two Mars rovers, Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars where they have been exploring the surface for over 2.5 years.
    There have been five Olympic Games (three winter, two summer).
    The International Space Station was assembled and has been orbiting Earth for over 8 years.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    At least now we'll get some kind of documentary or multi-page article piece on "What the fuck we were doing for 13 years"

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Aumni wrote: »
    Valve to buy DNF license.

    Will be release, according to valve, 'soon'.

    Remember how we were supposed to get the HL2 episodes at least once a year? Yeah.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This is particularly sad for me. The 3drealms forum was the first forum I ever registered on for the internet and I've been there over 10 years now. It's really disappointing to see that game is never going to make the light of day, but there is only so many times you can keep redoing something over and over before someone says that enough is enough.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Aumni wrote: »
    Valve to buy DNF license.

    Will be release, according to valve, 'soon'.

    Remember how we were supposed to get the HL2 episodes at least once a year? Yeah.

    At least we know they will be supreme in quality. But yeah.

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    :cry::cry::cry:

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    donhonk wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Aumni wrote: »
    Valve to buy DNF license.

    Will be release, according to valve, 'soon'.

    Remember how we were supposed to get the HL2 episodes at least once a year? Yeah.

    At least we know they will be supreme in quality. But yeah.

    http://xs139.xs.to/xs139/09193/pcgamcov210.jpg

    :cry::cry::cry:

    That gun looks noneuclidian.

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    X-Com Apocalypse is on that cover :lol:

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    And resident evil...

    ...the first one?

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  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    X-Com Apocalypse is on that cover :lol:
    Resident Evil. Fuckin' wow. :o

    EDIT: emot-argh.gif

    EDIT: And Demos for Dungeon Keeper, G-Police, and Virtua Fighter 2, ho-lee shit.

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That too. :lol: Resident Evil has had about 10 games since DNF has been in development.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The question is, how will the internet turn this into a meme eventually?

    DNF is forever?

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I wonder how many working builds they scrapped on account of what they made looking dated.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, I just figured they would keep working on it for forever, ya know? Sorta like how you never really think about dieing, you just sorta assume you'll always have time for doing things and next thing ya know your brother or best friend dies and you start thinking about how everyone (even Duke Nukem, apparently) is mortal.

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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The King is dead. Long Live the King.

    Now we'll never find out if Duke Nukem Forever was worth 13 years of blood, sweat, and toil. I'm a sad panda now. It's like a part of my childhood has died.

    Just as Star Trek gets released too. With the resurrection of one dead franchise, another passes into the ashes of history. What are the odds that some other dev team like Raven or Epic just buys up the property and spits out a Duke game in a year's time? I'd find that quite amusing. Kind of a "That's how shit gets done, folks!" statement. There's always been a strong pro-stripper demographic out there that hasn't been properly catered to in about 13 years.

    Ya know something? This news is probably as shocking as it seems because... they've been at it for so long. I think if they had given up the ghost after 4 or 5 years and just canceled the game, nobody would have batted an eye. But to keep at the damn thing for over a dozen years was uh, a sort of ridiculous perseverance in the face of... laziness, engine changes, and procrastination that everybody just thought they had to finish sometime, they'd gone too far to go back. And they sorta kinda seemed to be close to finishing the game. There were some vague promos going around in 08 so it seemed more likely then before. Not quite a demo or a playtime vid, but... there *was* something there. It was enough to keep hope alive, darn it.

    Rest in peace dear friend. No gaming joke will ever surpass the glory that was Duke Nukem Forever. :(

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Basil wrote: »
    I wonder how many working builds they scrapped on account of what they made looking dated.

    I know they went from the Quake 2 Engine, to Unreal, to Unreal 2 to something like Doom 3 engine and then to Unreal 3 (or something like this).

    They apparently scrapped and remade the entire game multiple times on different engines. I think that is where the problem may have started.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Don't worry. I have an inside source that leaked the source code, so that the community can finish it.
    // DNF
    int main ()
    {
      return 0;
    }
    
    Yep, just a little bit more work and its gold!

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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Sorta like how you never really think about dieing, you just sorta assume you'll always have time for doing things

    Speak for yourself. I sulk all the time about how I'll literally never be able to play all the games, watch all the movies, read all the books, etc. that I want to.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh well.

    I guess now that DNF is literally never going to come out we as a community can continue to assume it would have been the best thing ever for the rest of all time. Maybe that was their fucking plan all along.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If this is true?

    Wow

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    From the Neogaf forums:
    Guys I have just recieved this e mail:

    Quote:
    May 6, 2009
    For Immediate Release
    Contact:
    [name deleted]
    Michael Meyers Public Relations


    Deep Silver and Apogee Software are not affected by the situation at 3D Realms. Development on the Duke Nukem Trilogy is continuing as planned.

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  • AiranAiran Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You all got prank'd. Fucking Late April Fools but yeah, this is a hoax.







    RIGHT?! RIGHT?!?!?!
    :(

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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    From the Neogaf forums:
    Guys I have just recieved this e mail:

    Quote:
    May 6, 2009
    For Immediate Release
    Contact:
    [name deleted]
    Michael Meyers Public Relations


    Deep Silver and Apogee Software are not affected by the situation at 3D Realms. Development on the Duke Nukem Trilogy is continuing as planned.

    Trilogy? I'm just asking for one fucking game...

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  • PendegastPendegast Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'd like to know what the devs were doing for the last twelve years. More, though, I'd love to know who was giving them money for the last twelve years, and what kind of meetings they were having past the decade mark or thereabouts. Whoever was able to get investors to keep pumping regular infusions of cash into an obviously stillborn game over ten years after work began on it (and remember, game studios are not cheap to run) should be able to write his or her ticket as a sales rep for just about any company on this planet. :)

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The DN Trilogy is a different game.

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