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What razor do you use?

bluefoxicybluefoxicy Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
My parents are absolute heathens and kept trying to force electric razors on me. Funny my mom uses a blade but got me an electric as soon as I started shaving. I smashed it one day (I barely grew facial hair! She wanted me to shave every day!), and they made the mistake of getting me a pack of Bic razors and a can of Colgate garbage. I've tried electrics since, but in high school I ripped the skin off my throat with one (I've never heard so many people say "How the Fuck did you do that?" to me in one day...), so fuck that. They hurt so fucking bad and don't even give a good shave.

Nowadays?

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Screw Derby's. Gillette Platinums, or Feathers.

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Or not. Whatever. I'm looking at a nice Dovo 5/8 half-hollow round point Ebony handle, carbon steel.... $120 for the blade (and you thought Fusion blades were expensive? I pay 70 cents for imported Sweedish steel blades for my Merkur 41C open-comb 1904 replica). The above's just a cheap $15 wedge carbon steel (1045 surgical) Chinese razor, french point.

What do YOU shave with?

People call me Wood Man, 'cause I always got wood.
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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah...I use a Mach 3...

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I would also like to shave with a straight edge. I would if I didn't shake like a dog shitting a peach pit.

    I use a Schick Quattro. One that vibrates. So I can stick it in my ass if I so feel the desire, which is admittedly not often.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Uhm.

    I use a Gillette... razor.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I should get a real razor but I just use my Gillette and soap.

    A pack of 40 heads will last the better part of a year and only costs like $25 if you go to the Costco, though, so it's really not very expensive.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I grow facial hair at the rate of lichen growing on a rock in Antarctica though, so I have no desire to spend money on something I will use once per Ice Age.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm looking at a nice Dovo 5/8 half-hollow round point Ebony handle, carbon steel

    You talk about razors the same way gearheads talk about cars...

    is a little weird

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I use a Fusion.

    I know the amount of blades are fucking absurd but man

    My facial hair grows pretty god damn thick and coarse

    Gotta bring out the big guns

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    t-rex teeth and virgin's blood

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  • bluefoxicybluefoxicy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Critical wrote: »
    I would also like to shave with a straight edge. I would if I didn't shake like a dog shitting a peach pit.

    Safety razor (Merkur Classic $30 thing) if you want to go that route. Shaving's a cult, straight razor isn't for everyone, blahblahblah. If you're looking for something different then I can definitely recommend proper brush, glycerin soap, double-edge razor, Gillette Platinum blades, and a week or two of patience. And no pressure, don't press down with these things, they're heavy for a reason.

    At the very least, brush and soap make a huge difference. I use a $15 Tweezerman badger brush btw (yes there's $200 brushes out there, wtf?!).
    Critical wrote: »
    I use a Schick Quattro. One that vibrates. So I can stick it in my ass if I so feel the desire, which is admittedly not often.

    I always found the vibrating Mach 3 and Fusion razors to work pretty nicely, for a cartridge razor (yes I'm biased towards double edge razors). The vibration helps them glide easy. Probably same with the Quattro, though I didn't know they had a vibrating version.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Soon they're going to market a 23 blade razor that uses scarification to permanently close your pores. You'll never have to shave again!

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  • itswebitsweb Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm a 22 year old dude, and I've never shaven in my life.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i shave like once a week, if that

    i don't work, so it's not like i gotta look professional

    and the woman doesn't give a shit really

    so pretty much i am rocking a scruffy almost-beard most of the time

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I use a shitty electric I got as a gift about 4 years ago.

    I don't really shave often though, I'm more of a trimming man.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i shave like once a week, if that

    i don't work, so it's not like i gotta look professional

    and the woman doesn't give a shit really

    so pretty much i am rocking a scruffy almost-beard most of the time

    I shave probably once a month

    h5

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I can actually grow something now, or close to it

    But I trim it every day or two because I get antsy when my sideburns and shit start growing in

    Also I had a Gilette Fusion when I was in basic, but I left it behind with the refills, in the magic drawer

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  • bluefoxicybluefoxicy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    I use a Fusion.

    I know the amount of blades are fucking absurd but man

    My facial hair grows pretty god damn thick and coarse

    Gotta bring out the big guns

    Big guns == slant razor and Feather blades <_<;

    Seriously? Try this:

    1. Get some Proraso, it's 12 bucks.

    2. Hot shower, hot towel, whatever. Wet your face with hot water, rub some of that stuff into it. Dip a towel into hot water, wrap it around your face for like 2-3 minutes (not kidding). If it cools, get it hot again. Don't burn yourself.

    3. Wipe that stuff off with the wet towel. Apply lather (really? A brush and proper soap like Proraso shave cream or Col. Conk's shave soap is best here; but you can use crap in a can if you want).

    4. Shave.

    The glycerin in real shave soap-- and in that preshave stuff, which is packed with it-- soaks into the hair. The hot water helps this AND opens the pores. When your razor hits your hard, stiff hairs? .... no. They're more like thin elastic bands. I'm sure your Fusion can cut a bunch of tiny, hair-sized rubber bands easy enough.

    Yes I've put WAY too much thought into this. I could write a small book on shaving. Point here though is, yeah, double edge or straight razors and good technique helps immensely; but even if you have that stuff, throwing canned shaving cream on a cold, dry face and having at it is worse than using a piece of broken glass. I know, I've tried, I've cold shaved in the bathroom at work and I will never do that again.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i have to shave every two days or so. my facial hair doesn't come out even enough for me to attempt a beard.

    i just use a Quattro, as i got a buttload of free samples from some promotion at a local college a while back.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i shave like once a week, if that

    i don't work, so it's not like i gotta look professional

    and the woman doesn't give a shit really

    so pretty much i am rocking a scruffy almost-beard most of the time

    Word.

    I work a my second job (Starter at a golf course) once a week so I only shave before that shift. The rest of the time I'm at UPS before dawn and could give a fuck less how I look.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    sometimes i use a boxcutter when i miss a spot. really just anything that's sharp. i had a mach 3, but i lost the handle so i just hold the cartridge and scrape it down my face... i don't even use shaving cream

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    shaving my armpits was one of the worst decisions I've ever made

    I trim them down.

    I use a gilette mach 3 or whatever and I have a braun 360

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I only have to shave like once a week or so, so I just buy a pack of blades for my Gillette Fusion and I'll use one blade for like 5 months. Sure it gets dull and notched and shitty but I don't care much. I don't use soap or shaving cream either but not because I want to be macho or some such but because I'm too lazy to fuck with it.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    sometimes i use a boxcutter when i miss a spot. really just anything that's sharp. i had a mach 3, but i lost the handle so i just hold the cartridge and scrape it down my face... i don't even use shaving cream

    I once shaved with a razor blade before a wrestling match

    Ref's like GET RID OF THAT STUBBLE

    I'm like fuck I finally grow some stubble and I gotta shave it off

    Nobody had a razor, so we got a razor blade off this dude who had one for some reason

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bluefoxicy wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I use a Fusion.

    I know the amount of blades are fucking absurd but man

    My facial hair grows pretty god damn thick and coarse

    Gotta bring out the big guns

    Big guns == slant razor and Feather blades <_<;

    Seriously? Try this:

    1. Get some Proraso, it's 12 bucks.

    2. Hot shower, hot towel, whatever. Wet your face with hot water, rub some of that stuff into it. Dip a towel into hot water, wrap it around your face for like 2-3 minutes (not kidding). If it cools, get it hot again. Don't burn yourself.

    3. Wipe that stuff off with the wet towel. Apply lather (really? A brush and proper soap like Proraso shave cream or Col. Conk's shave soap is best here; but you can use crap in a can if you want).

    4. Shave.

    The glycerin in real shave soap-- and in that preshave stuff, which is packed with it-- soaks into the hair. The hot water helps this AND opens the pores. When your razor hits your hard, stiff hairs? .... no. They're more like thin elastic bands. I'm sure your Fusion can cut a bunch of tiny, hair-sized rubber bands easy enough.

    Yes I've put WAY too much thought into this. I could write a small book on shaving. Point here though is, yeah, double edge or straight razors and good technique helps immensely; but even if you have that stuff, throwing canned shaving cream on a cold, dry face and having at it is worse than using a piece of broken glass. I know, I've tried, I've cold shaved in the bathroom at work and I will never do that again.

    meh, not for me

    i am a broke-ass who uses shitty shaving gel i get from the pharmacy for a couple bucks

    i buy new razors for my fusion like once every few months

    shaving, for me, is a losing battle

    i shave, and by about noon that day i already got a shadow going

    i sometimes think i am a god damn werewolf or something

    otherwise, i'm not a hairy guy in general, but it's basically impossible for me to look clean-shaven for any length of time so i generally don't try

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I also don't use shaving cream but that's just out of laziness

    Wet the razor and I'm good to roll

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  • bluefoxicybluefoxicy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    I only have to shave like once a week or so, so I just buy a pack of blades for my Gillette Fusion and I'll use one blade for like 5 months. Sure it gets dull and notched and shitty but I don't care much. I don't use soap or shaving cream either but not because I want to be macho or some such but because I'm too lazy to fuck with it.

    You know you're making me cringe, right? No, seriously.

    When I shave it feels good. O_O

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I also don't use shaving cream but that's just out of laziness

    Wet the razor and I'm good to roll

    Same, though I've been known to dry shave if in a hurry.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    I only have to shave like once a week or so, so I just buy a pack of blades for my Gillette Fusion and I'll use one blade for like 5 months. Sure it gets dull and notched and shitty but I don't care much. I don't use soap or shaving cream either but not because I want to be macho or some such but because I'm too lazy to fuck with it.
    yes this

    i have shaved with some weird things... including a throwing knife and a huge knife.

    we had an easy cut boxcutter at walmart that was pretty hard to shave with

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i am fortunate in that i don't have weird or uneven or patchy facial hair

    nope, it's pretty thick and consistent, i can grow a proper beard or vandyke or whatever i want, really

    maybe every couple months i'll grow out and keep a proper beard trimmed, then i'll nix it

    i got this thing where i have to change my appearance in some way every few months, or i get bored

    leads to my shaving my head, or dying my hair, or growing a beard, whatever

    speaking of

    maybe i should bleach it

    ain't done that in a year or so

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haha, I've never tried shaving with a knife before but I think about it every time I see someone doing it in a movie. I don't know if I have a knife sharp enough though, they're either serrated or dull as a spoon.

    edit: Pony, I wish I could grow real facial hair. Sure it'd be even more of a pain in the ass because I'd have to shave more often but at least I would have the option to grow it. Instead I get thin, patchy, nearly blond facial hair that I have to shave off or else end up looking like an even bigger retard.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Shave your head and then draw hair on with a marker

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I use these little crappy little Gillette disposables when I need a close shave, and I have an electric for when I don't mind having a 5 o clock

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    sometimes i use a boxcutter when i miss a spot. really just anything that's sharp. i had a mach 3, but i lost the handle so i just hold the cartridge and scrape it down my face... i don't even use shaving cream

    I once shaved with a razor blade before a wrestling match

    Ref's like GET RID OF THAT STUBBLE

    I'm like fuck I finally grow some stubble and I gotta shave it off

    Nobody had a razor, so we got a razor blade off this dude who had one for some reason
    oddly enough the only time i ever cut myself shaving was when i tried a mach 3 fuzion... the electric one. was shaving fine, tried the button and cut myself bad. you're probably supposed to use cream on that... eh

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I use some electric dealie thats uh, black and kinda gray and it cuts my facial hair

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Haha, I've never tried shaving with a knife before but I think about it every time I see someone doing it in a movie. I don't know if I have a knife sharp enough though, they're either serrated or dull as a spoon.

    edit: Pony, I wish I could grow real facial hair. Sure it'd be even more of a pain in the ass because I'd have to shave more often but at least I would have the option to grow it. Instead I get thin, patchy, nearly blond facial hair that I have to shave off or else end up looking like an even bigger retard.

    eh, it's not all that great

    being able to grow a beard is kinda nice for a change of pace

    but i am basically constantly scruffy looking, i'd post a picture but that would turn this shit into a camwhore thread

    i get complimented on it sometimes, there's been folk who tells me it looks rugged or whatever

    i think it just looks slovenly

    but i don't care

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  • bluefoxicybluefoxicy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Haha, I've never tried shaving with a knife before but I think about it every time I see someone doing it in a movie. I don't know if I have a knife sharp enough though, they're either serrated or dull as a spoon.

    Some guy ground a pretty fucking nice blade on his bowie knife and honed it to mirror, then shaved. It takes effort. Lemme try to make this clear for you... if you try to sharpen one of my razors with a knife hone? You'll tear the blade off and destroy it on your first pass, and it costs about $200 to put a full hollow blade on one of these things (yeah, those $250 razors? The razor's 50 bucks).

    A knife has a wedge blade; and although you can't get it quite razor sharp, you can hone it to a sharp, mirror finish. Razors have a completely different blade ground on, the geometry is "hollow" (i.e. take a triangular wedge, and curve the sides inward; "full hollow" is basically an obscenely thin sheet of metal).

    Doable, yes. It'll be like a cheap straight razor, almost. It takes a lot of work though; these two things aren't even in the same class.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    this motherfucker is serious about shaving

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, it probably would end up being a pain in the ass. But if nothing else I'd like to either have no facial hair at all or be able to grow a long flowing beard. Having this faggot, dipshit excuse for facial hair just really sucks because now I have to shave or else end up being laughed at.
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    this motherfucker is serious about shaving
    No kidding. He's also serious about brewing beer.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Yeah, it probably would end up being a pain in the ass. But if nothing else I'd like to either have no facial hair at all or be able to grow a long flowing beard. Having this faggot, dipshit excuse for facial hair just really sucks because now I have to shave or else end up being laughed at.

    i know a lot of dudes who have this curse

    it blows for them

    they just end up looking scraggly and pubic

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah...I use a Mach 3...

    Generally shave about twice a week.

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