This will be my first phalla and inspired by my dinner today!
thanks to blarney for remaking my picture.
Phalla King is now hiring in the small town of Phallaville. After a long arduous battle over zoning with the City Council of Phallaville, a brand new Phalla King is to be opened at 11 PM EST, Saturday May 09, 2009.
Unfortunately there are those among you who do not wish to see the Phalla King survive. There is a secret group of McPhalla Executives posing as minimum wage Phalla King workers. They would like nothing more than to see the Phalla King go under. It is your job as Phalla King workers to route out these imposters to ensure the success of the Phalla King in Phallaville. The fate of the world depends on it.
This will be a mostly vanilla game, but there is a possibility of hidden mechanics. Let me know if anyone does not know how to play phalla and I will add in the "How do I play phalla links"
Innactivity will be punished. 2 posts and a vote each day
are required. PM if you have some RL issue and you will be forgiven.
All proboard links need to be pm'd to me, no sharing role pms, and no communication with dead players.
All actions up to 10:59 PM EST will be accepted while 11:00 PM EST will not.
Clarifications should be asked in Bold Orange
Sign up in Colors
lonelyahava - McPhalla Executive
Maximus - McPhalla Executive
Raakam - McPhalla Executive
Romantic Undead - McPhalla Executive
TehSloth - Phalla King Worker
Trust - Phalla King Worker
Wildcat - Phalla King Worker
1. crimsoncoyote - Manager
2. Rend - Phalla King Worker
4. JaysonFour - Environmentalist
5. Toxic Toys - Phalla King Worker
6. kime - Best Friend
7. kuhlmeye - Phalla King Worker
8. Daius - Best Friend
9. SpectralSpork - Phalla King Worker
10. jackisreal - Phalla King Worker
11. Tommy2Hands - Assistant Manager
12. Dunadan019 - Phalla King Worker
14. Dac Vin - Phalla King Worker
16. Infidel - Phalla King Worker
17. El Skid - The King
18. Doxa - McPhalla Executive
19. Spectrum - Phalla King Worker
22. abotkin - Phalla King Worker
25. Whod - Phalla King Worker
Village Role PM
You are a Phalla King Worker!
Day 0 - Open for Business
Day 1 - Confusion!
Day 2 - I Miss My Best Friend
Day 3 - Who's in Charge
Day 4 - Friends Aren't Food
Day 5 - Rocks Fall
You are a villager! You are just a minimum wage worker for the Phalla King, and your job is to report suspicious activity in the thread and try to vote out the most suspicious worker who could be an Executive for McPhalla. You are loyal to the Phalla King.