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I'm bringing sexy [CHAT]

NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and StuffRegistered User regular
edited May 2009 in Artist's Corner
I'd give you Justin Timberlake... but I'm pretty sure none of you want him.

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Rorus Raz wrote: »
There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
cakemikz wrote: »
And then I rub actual cake on myself.
Loomdun wrote: »
thats why you have chest helmets
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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Next time

    I swear
    The Master's [CHAT]elier

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If I'm around, I won't contest you for the next one :)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm totally going to steal your title if I get in before you Tam.
    The stress is going to be palpable over the next 50 pages,

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Who will win?

    Find out next time on "Artist's Corner Chat"

    [/announcer voice]

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah but but but everyone already knows it's mine! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

    Tam on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?

    I left my heart in Japan, I retired my pimp cane. My friend is comming over in a couple of weeks for a visit and I want to impress her. My heart only wants one girl now....

    Did she tell you, "You know, I like you a lot, I just wish you were a bit more obviously self-conscious about body issues"?

    Nope, she just calls me papi. :P BTW, that's the best part about being hispanic, girls call you papi no matter were they're from.


    psst. somebody tell me what being called papi means. I would have thought it'd mean, 'sup, DAD', but is it more along the lines of, 'gotta work on your delts bro'? I don't have the latin flirting experience.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    shame you can't copyright phrases or anything like that...........


    @Bacon: They are calling you dad. They're just really in to incest.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Or how about

    I Put On My Robe and Wizard [CHAT]

    but that can't not have been done before

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could celebrate my avatar with "I'm the [CHAT]"

    hint hint

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    @Bacon: They are calling you dad. They're just really in to incest.

    Oh, ok.

    MT, you're an old gross pervert.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm not old!

    MagicToaster on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    You're old enough to be her father!

    for SHAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMME

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man MT you were a pimp at a very young age

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    He's 32

    Tam on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    and how old is lyrium

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    27, I think

    Tam on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    wait what?? Lyrium is 27?!

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    We're '76 brothers MT!

    If Tam's calculations are correct of course.

    Mustang on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    No, I'm 26! I look like im 12 though.

    MagicToaster on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun is extra gullible today

    Tam on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well you know what. That

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hello sexy people

    Robcham on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hello :winky:

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You must not fail this time

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So has anyone seen this new Star Trek film yet? Should I be rushing to get my geek on? Or would a sedate "I'll see it when I've got some time" approach be more acceptable?

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've heard that its the "loudest film of the year"


    but also pretty good.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Rush to get yo geek on

    Robcham on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have really high hopes for the Terminator Salvation movie. I try to not get my hopes up, but its as futile as not being attracted to Bacon.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    did you hear about how they changed the ending of Terminator Salvation?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What?

    How many movies have to suffer from changed endings?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    but its as futile as not being attracted to Bacon.

    AoB is one attractive man.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's his hobo chic

    he wears it so naturally

    Tam on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    but its as futile as not being attracted to Bacon.

    AoB is one attractive man.

    eh......

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    but its as futile as not being attracted to Bacon.

    AoB is one attractive man.

    You people are strange.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Forbe!

    Forbe where are you

    I want to commiserate with you

    Tam on
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    :lol:

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    God damnit, I've gone and bitten off more art than I can chew and I'm in too deep to stop. Why didn't I do something simple? I could've painted a nice bowl of fruit.

    Mustang on
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    I need to make up an old monster movie title in the same vein as The Amazing Colossal Man, but I'm trying to involve the word "Adonis" in it. Any suggestions?

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hrm, that's harder than it sounds.

    "The Epic Proportions of Adonis"


    or you could have "The Death of Adonis"

    which is an epic bit of arts in the EDIT: hermitage museum.
    450px-Giuseppe-Mazzuoli-The-Death-of-Adonis-hermitag.jpg

    Mustang on
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Oooh, that's pretty brilliant. I might go with that, thanks Mustang!

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