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I'm bringing sexy [CHAT]

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, I don't enjoy the early phases of growing a man beard. Now that it's here though, I can't help but want to push it even farther until I reach that coveted +10 lumberjack status.

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  • crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Well, considering you don't get too many opportunities to attempt lumberjack status, I might say go for it. Although, why stop at lumberjack when you can really aim for the sky, and go for Mosaic status?

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  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Uncle Long wrote: »
    We only have one catholic church.


    And they give grape juice.

    fuck that noise...spike the punch!

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    No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    five months and finally a job to apply for.

    God damn.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Uncle Long wrote: »
    And they give grape juice.

    You're not in a dry village, are you?!

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Uncle Long wrote: »
    And they give grape juice.

    You're not in a dry village, are you?!

    Ahahaha

    hahahaha!

    No.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Whew. That was a close one.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    people wrote:
    gross beards

    Buy a trimmer you damn fools!
    I haven't really gained any weight.... :(

    I blame it all on Bacon's lack of support. His constant put downs are like arrows in my heart. My little bacon-broken heart.

    Fine, fine. I wish you well in your quest to be an all-American style fatass. I suggest starting by eating a dozen doughnuts.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Being from the Midwest, Bacon knows all about doughnuts and fat asses.

    Tam on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    tam today i saw the show on tv that your avatar is on and i almost said "oh look it's tam" before i realized that no one would know what the hell i was talking about

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Being from the Midwest, Bacon knows all about doughnuts and fat asses.

    If he did, he'd know to call them donuts.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My gay guy friend and his fiancé just bought a queen mattress.

    heheheh

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Despite my best efforts I can't syphon any witty banter from that joke ND. It's leathery hide is nigh impentrable! Damn irony jokes, they're always the toughest to follow on from.

    Mustang on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sometimes you should just laugh.


    hehehehe. Queen.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    people wrote:
    gross beards

    Buy a trimmer you damn fools!

    hell, a comb and a pair of scissors should be able to do you as well.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yah people come on, why cant you be beautiful and stunning like me

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    splat
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yah people come on, why cant you be beautiful and stunning like me

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTRcskwiRRA

    Mustang on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    omg there gorgeous

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • PiousPious Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    OMG! I have a date...WITH AN ACTUAL WOMAN! Were supposed to meed up at a book store and draw together! I'm so happeh, I never wanna leave this magical place! I can't sleep! Its 11pm, and i'm supposed to get up at 4am to get to work! I need sleep! To excited!

    Why do I sound like the school girl?

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Go pious!

    Dates are best when they buy you things. Get her to buy you ice cream.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Now don't get too excited Pious or you might

    Jizz in your pants

    Mustang on
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pious wrote: »
    OMG! I have a date...WITH AN ACTUAL WOMAN! Were supposed to meed up at a book store and draw together! I'm so happeh, I never wanna leave this magical place! I can't sleep! Its 11pm, and i'm supposed to get up at 4am to get to work! I need sleep! To excited!

    Why do I sound like the school girl?

    A lesbian school girl, I guess.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Flay on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Work stinks. If only I was philosophically interested in being poor.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Saw Star Trek in IMAX tonight. Was just as good the second, bigger, time around.

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If your beard is not getting into your mouth with every spoonful of cereal you are doing something wrong in my opinion. The mustache needs to at least be long enough to twirl like an old railroad man or something....

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fuck that clown episode of Are You Afraid Of The Dark.

    That laugh of his is the worst.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I once saw a man in KFC totally lift his moustache with his left index finger before every spoonful of potatoes fed in by his right hand.

    It was awesome.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The only facial hair I can really tolerate is really good sideburns or stubble. Your ironic porn moustache is laaame.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    By 'your' I mean 'Everyone who has a...'

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pious wrote: »
    OMG! I have a date...WITH AN ACTUAL WOMAN! Were supposed to meed up at a book store and draw together! I'm so happeh, I never wanna leave this magical place! I can't sleep! Its 11pm, and i'm supposed to get up at 4am to get to work! I need sleep! To excited!

    Why do I sound like the school girl?

    Yeah! Alright! Way to go Pious! Don't forget to get some way of contacting her afterwards, phone, facebook or something.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    I must be one of a handful that didn't actually dig Scott Pilgrim.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I wish I was more like Shaun Tan. He's so dreamy. *schoolgirl sigh*

    Flay on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I must be one of a handful that didn't actually dig Scott Pilgrim.

    humble doesn't like it at all.
    he thinks it's gimmicky or...i dunno he used a word to describe it and i forget what the word is.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    despite it being repeatedly suggested to me, it doesn't look like something i'd like at all, so i've pretty much avoided it.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wow, going through Phacebook, I'm realizing how many people's names from high school I've already forgotten. I recognize their faces, but can't remember their names until I read them. Surprising!

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I remember Scott being all the rage in 06...or was that 07? anyways I never picked up one.

    As for names, I definitely have a problem remembering the names of people. You know what's fun? thinking up elaborate schemes to find out people's names without them knowing. Fabricating a web of lies so intricate, your mind can't even follow the conversation with "the target". That way when you finally do find out their name, they won't think you're a horrible person.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wow, going through Phacebook, I'm realizing how many people's names from high school I've already forgotten. I recognize their faces, but can't remember their names until I read them. Surprising!

    the maximum amount of names I remembered before even graduating was uhh four people

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Wow, going through Phacebook, I'm realizing how many people's names from high school I've already forgotten. I recognize their faces, but can't remember their names until I read them. Surprising!

    the maximum amount of names I remembered before even graduating was uhh four people

    Average people usually can't keep more than 150 social relationships alive at the same time. It's just that we run out of brain capacity. Hey, I learned something useful at school!

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I wasn't talking about friends, I was talking about names My maximum friend capacity is normally around 2

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    splat
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no_toast wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Wow, going through Phacebook, I'm realizing how many people's names from high school I've already forgotten. I recognize their faces, but can't remember their names until I read them. Surprising!

    the maximum amount of names I remembered before even graduating was uhh four people

    Average people usually can't keep more than 150 social relationships alive at the same time. It's just that we run out of brain capacity. Hey, I learned something useful at school!

    Seeing as how I'm usually the one who acts like the adult in most of my circles of friends, I can't even imagine the arguments, petty feuds, and general stupid shit having 150 friends would cause.

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