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HOSPITAL WINS! [House Phalla]

Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
This is a phalla.
Not sure what a phalla is? There's a place for people like you.

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This phalla is themed around the hit television series House, MD. You will play the staff of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, who have been trapped by an emergency quarantine. Infectious diseases are rampaging through the hospital and unless you can halt the diseases, you'll all die!


Basic Rules
-Normal phalla rules are in effect (i.e. no screen caps, forwarding PMs, anonymous contact, etc)
-Don't be inactive. No hard and fast rule, but don't just vote-post your way through the game.
-Send me links to proboards
-!Clarifications / Clarification Requests are in orange
-Voting will end each night at 9 PM EST


The Drug Vote
Each night you must vote for one person to be treated with dangerous amounts of medicine. This will either cure them or kill them (removing them from the game either way). Vote in !Red.

The Test Vote
Each night you must vote for one person to be tested for the presence of diseases. Due to the quarantine, hospital resources are dwindling and the subject will only be tested for the presence of one disease (determined randomly). Further, the tests available are imprecise and may return Inconclusive results. Vote in !Yellow.

Hospital Win Conditions
The Hospital wins if all threats to the hospital are eliminated.

!Sign-Up in Lime


Roster

1. Stormwind
2. Me Too! (Viral Infection), Coma Patient
3. Powerpuppies (Nobody Special), Killed by Consensus Treatment
4. ShadowThomas (Bacterial Infection), Killed by Viral Infection
5. Bama (Nobody Special), Killed by Viral Infection
6. Dunadan019 (Bacterial Infection), Killed by Consensus Treatment
7. B:L (Viral Infection), Killed by Bacterial Infection
8. TheLawinator (Dr. Gregory House), Murdered
9. CrownAxe (Nobody Special), Killed by Dr. Lisa Cuddy
10. Corbius (Nobody Special), Killed by Consensus Treatment
11. Lady Eri (Dr. Eric Foreman), Killed by Bacterial Infection
12. LoveIsUnity (Nobody Special), Killed by Dr. Lisa Cuddy
13. CJTheran (Dr. Christopher Taub), Killed by Viral Infection
14. Zanmatto (Nobody Special), Coma Patient
15. Astraphobia (Nobody Special), Murdered
16. CJ Iwakura (Nobody Special), Killed by Viral Infection
17. gundam470
18. enlightenedbum (Nobody Special), Killed by Viral Infection
19. Kime (Nobody Special), Killed by Viral Infection
20. Asiina (Dr. Lawrence Kutner), Murdered
21. Raiden333 (Nobody Special), Killed by Bacterial Infection and Dr. Lisa Cuddy
22. Terrendos (Nobody Special), Killed by Consensus Treatment
23. Houn (Nobody Special), Killed by Viral Infection
24. Zandracon (Nobody Special), Killed by Consensus Treatment
25. LightRider
26. Warban (Nobody Special), Killed by Bacterial Infection
27. Nocturne (The Hypochondriac), Killed by Bacterial Infection
28. iamtheaznman (Viral Infection), Killed by Dr. Lisa Cuddy
29. Variable (Nobody Special), Killed by Dr. Lawrence Kutner
30. Nion (Nobody Special), Murdered
31. Raakam (Nobody Special), Killed by Consensus Treatment
32. Whod (Viral Infection), Killed by Bacterial Infection
33. Malkor (Bacterial Infection), Murdered
34. Pixel Blue (Bacterial Infection), Killed by Viral Infection
35. Chamberlain (Nobody Special), Killed by Consensus Treatment
36. RocketSauce
37. Abotkin
38. Josiah_9 (Nobody Special), Killed by Consensus Treatment
39. SpectralSpork
40. JamesKeenan (Nobody Special), Killed by Consensus Treatment
41. Gosling (Dr. Alison Cameron), Killed by Dr. Eric Foreman
42. Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend (Nobody Special), Killed by Bacterial Infection
43. My Name Is Luke (Nobody Special), Coma Patient
44. HamHamJ (Dr. James Wilson), Killed by Bacterial Infection
45. Kid Presentable (Nobody Special), Killed by Dr. Lawrence Kutner
46. proXimity (Dr. Thirteen), Killed by Dr. Lisa Cuddy
47. Serpent
48. Orange Soda (Nobody Special), Killed by Dr. Gregory House
49. DasUberEdward (Nobody Special), Coma Patient
50. Doxa (Dr. Robert Chase), Coma Patient


Special Thanks to Infidel for all the help with the mechanics!

Day 0: Quarantine
Day 1: Wilson, noooooo
Day 2: Foreman, noooooo
Day 3: Good News, Bad News
Day 4: House, nooooooo
Day 5: Kutner, 13, Taub, nooooooo
Day 6: Red Hot Bacterial Lovin'
Day 7: Chase, nooooooo
Day 8: Dead Diseases Tell No Tales
Day 9: Getting Closer

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  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !Sign Up

    stormwind on
    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    !sure why not

    Me Too! on
  • CognisseurCognisseur Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Depending on when it starts, I may be in -- when's it start?

    :edit:
    Damnit. I'm going on a 2.5 week trip in a week... no go for me.

    Cognisseur on
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Day 1 will be Wednesday or Thursday, depending on when I get all 50 players.

    If I get all 50 players Tuesday, I'll send out PMs and start the game, to end Wednesday night.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up

    Powerpuppies on
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  • ShadowThomasShadowThomas Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign Up

    I hope I get to be Lupus

    ShadowThomas on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Could we at least get vanillager win conditions?

    Me Too! on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This may be the vicodin talking, but...

    !Sign Up

    Bama on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    OMFG, SIGN THE FUCK UP!

    Dunadan019 on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !I've got LUPUS, and the only cure is more Phalla

    B:L on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

    Fucking love House.

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  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Insert witty comment with SIGN UP

    CrownAxe on
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  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !I ate pork and now I have the swine flu SIGN UP

    Corbius on
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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Could we at least get vanillager win conditions?

    Sorry about that. Added to OP and below for convenience:

    Hospital Win Conditions
    The Hospital wins if all diseases (baddies) are eliminated.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Sign up

    Lady Eri on
    The Wheel of Calculadon turns, and then suddenly? Orbital lasers.
  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up please

    This is my first Phalla. You'll be gentle, right?

    LoveIsUnity on
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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !I'm game.

    CJTheran on
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign

    zanmatto on
  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Signupcordoisis

    Astraphobia on
    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Conversions?

    Either way, !hit me.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Conversions?

    Either way, !hit me.

    I will neither confirm nor deny the existence of conversion mechanics.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up

    gundam470 on
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Conversions?

    Either way, !hit me.

    I will neither confirm nor deny the existence of conversion mechanics.

    ten bucks says yes random conversion as more people get infected, possibly increasing conversion rate?

    Also House will be the "seer" and be able to tell who is sick CALLING IT NOW

    Me Too! on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yay I'm helping!

    I demand to be killed in the first day narration JT, even though I'm not playing.

    That's how I roll.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I haven't actually read anything yet, but I must sign up for House!

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

    I haven't played in a while.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hmmm, the yellow vote seems fairly useless unless we get really lucky. "Yeah, you can test this person for diseases! Well, one disease. Determined randomly. And it may be inconclusive..."

    Also, I'm so calling it: Lupus is a miller.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !I'm so in.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User
    edited May 2009
    So many people to grudge, so little time.

    Lady Eri on
    The Wheel of Calculadon turns, and then suddenly? Orbital lasers.
  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sure, I've got little enough to do. I hope I get to be Wilson, because he is awesome. Or Taub. Taub is also great.

    Terrendos on
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !50cc of Signup, Stat!

    ...ok, no, they don't really do that whole "stat" thing on House.

    Houn on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up

    Zandracon on
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ah! I just PM'd you asking to hold me a spot and didn't realise it was already doing SignUps... So, !!SignUp!!

    LaOs on
  • MadnessBAMadnessBA Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !Sign me Up!

    MadnessBA on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Get me some of that sweet Phalla Vicodin

    Edit:
    -Normal phalla rules are in effect (i.e. no screen caps, forwarding PMs, anonymous contact, etc)

    !Clarification: Here you're only talking about role PMs or any PMs from you and Infidel, correct?

    Nocturne on
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !There better not be Lupus in this game.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up

    Variable on
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  • NionNion Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up

    Nion on
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    !Clarification: Here you're only talking about role PMs or any PMs from you and Infidel, correct?

    Correct.

    Infidel isn't actually helping to run the game, he just looked over my notes and gave me advice on the mechanics.

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