Have you got what it takes? (NSFPeachFuzz)

Langly

Can your hormones produce hair follicles of genuine style? Has your chin got sprouts that show what a bad ass you are? Does your significant other complain about scritchy kisses during your snuggle time?

Then you just might be man enough to compete in the

World Beard and Mustache Championships

WBMC wrote:

Every two years, the owners of the world's most elaborate facial hair come together for the World Beard and Mustache Championships. On May 23, 2009, the championships will return to the United States for the second time in their history, as the City of Anchorage, Alaska plays host to the world's bearded and mustached elite.

At the last WBMC held in Brighton, England, on September 1, 2007, there were 252 hirsute competitors who competed in seventeen separate categories. London's famous Handlebar Club pulled out all of the stops to make the event a huge success. Upstart Beard Team USA mounted a serious challenge to the always dominant Germans, taking first in five categories.

What are the categories? They are:

Mustaches

Natural

English

Wild West

Dali

Imperial

Freestyle

Partial Beards

Natural

Musketeer

Fu Manchu

Imperial

Alaskan Whaler

Sideburns

Freestyle

Full Beards

Natural

Verdi

Garibaldi

Styled Mustache

Freestyle

For the real champions, you can cruise around on the main web site.

So, who's buying tickets to Alaska right now?

Also talk about your facial hair dreams, fantasies, or fuzzy realities.

Butters

Futore

This thread deserves to thrive, but there is not much to say after Butter's post

Raneados

man the winners to this thing always have gay modeled beards with twizzled ends and made up to look like a baby or some shit

it is not manly

a grizzly adams beard that you can get lost in is manly

if you can hit someone with it and they lose consciousness/become entangled for eternity then extra points

Langly

Raneados wrote: »

man the winners to this thing always have gay modeled beards with twizzled ends and made up to look like a baby or some shit

it is not manly

a grizzly adams beard that you can get lost in is manly

if you can hit someone with it and they lose consciousness/become entangled for eternity then extra points

only the freestyle! Gaze upon this majestic beast



Where does it end, where does it become hat? Science has yet to penetrate the secret!

Mysst

oh god, are you guys going to be filthy goddamn mangefaces again?

MrMonroe

FAQ

i don't have a beard

or a mustache

this thread is of limited interest to me

Langly

but do you want to stay like that, or do you want to do something with your life, FAQ?

Bedigunz

Grown for Cinco de Mayo.

Shaved immediately after

Joolander

are we chronicling mustaches , and also how much to charge for rides?

what is the recommended amount?

MrMonroe

Bedigunz wrote: »

Grown for Cinco de Mayo.

Shaved immediately after

this didn't work and Joolander mustache rides are like Tarot cards

you have to get them as a gift for it to work right

Joolander

thats not how my people work

Bedigunz

MrMonroe wrote: »

Bedigunz wrote: »

Grown for Cinco de Mayo.

Shaved immediately after

this didn't work and Joolander mustache rides are like Tarot cards

you have to get them as a gift for it to work right

How about now?

If you can see that, I bet your super pissed you didn't come and play with me a couple months ago. I'd be giving mustache rides like it was my job

MrMonroe

oh dear lord

the dirtiest of Sanchezes

Rhesus Positive

Is the competition open to non-humans?

neville

Mysst wrote: »

oh god, are you guys going to be filthy goddamn mangefaces again?

august

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHeUQhN0RFY

AMP'd

Orik thread

Volucrisus Aedrius

I cannot grow a beard.

I shake my fist at your contest, whitey.

Typhoid Manny

i have got such a beard

seriously, i feel bad for you dudes who can't grow beards.

except i bet you don't have to shave twice a day to be clean-shaven

Monkeyfeet

I wish I could grow a decent mustache on occasions. I wouldn't want one full time

satansfingers

i grow a burly beard

it is way too much of a hassle to not have it

edit: mustaches are terrible ~99% of the time. like the fedora, it has been seized by ugly people with no fashion.

FirmSkater

My facial hair grows in like shit. i have a completely obvious and gross bald spot right under my chin, and then I grow hair on my neck, so it looks dumb as hell.

Also it grows in really slowly, I shave like once a week at most.

My dad couldn't grow a beard until he was at least 40, so I think I'm probably in the same boat.

Lockout

possibly nfsw, but relevant

Typhoid Manny

man i would completely do that if i hadn't vowed never to shave my chest again when i was like sixteen