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[Mini-phalla] The Phall of Max Payne: Dearest of all my Friends - Vlad & Mona victory

BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Critical Failures
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"I am Max Payne.

My wife and daughter were murdered. It had something to do with the designer drug 'V'.

I transferred from the NYPD to the DEA, went undercover to find their killers. I got too close. I was framed for murder.

With nothing to lose, I went after the mafia during the worst winter storm in a century.

A mystery man named Alfred Woden told me the name of my real enemy; Nicole Horne. Woden and Horne were both members of a secret society, the Inner Circle. She was behind 'V', behind everything.

While working for the D.A., my wife had accidentally seen papers that incriminated Horne. Woden promised to take care of the charges against me if I took Horne out.

I killed Horne.

I gave myself up to the police. I knew I had enough evidence against him to make sure that Woden would stay true to his promise.

I lied to myself that it was over. I was still alive. My loved ones were still dead.

It wasn't over."

What's this?
This is a traditional phalla for [strike]25[/strike] 28 people, based on the truly fantastic Max Payne series. Knowledge of the characters and scenario of the games will possibly be helpful, but is not necessary in the slightest.

Phalla? What's that?
The forum's version of the party game, Mafia. See here for more details. General rules apply, including no anonymous contact between players, no direct quoting of role PMs, etc.

Every day you must vote for a player who you suspect to be a member of the Inner Circle. Please !vote in red and !retract in lime. Retractions are not necessary, only your last vote will be counted.

If you set up an off-site proboard, please PM me the link to it.

Any rules questions can be asked in orange.

The game day will most likely end at 0000 GMT.

Sign up in a gritty noir colour of your choosing.

Player List:
1: kuhlmeye - Inner Circle member (night one)
2: jdarksun - mobster (night three)
3: kime - mobster / John Mirra (night two)
4: Daius - mobster (night four)
5: GrimmyTOA - Vinnie Gognitti (night four)
6: WasabiBean - mobster (night three)
7: SpectralSpork - Valerie Winterson
8: Kay - mobster (night one)
9: Dunadan019 - mobster / The Flamingo
10: CJ Iwakura - Alfred Woden (night one)
11: Orange Soda - Vladimir Lem
12: WilDPantha05 - mobster (night three)
13: B:L - Inner Circle member (night four)
14: Wildcat - Inner Circle member (night four)
15: TheLawinator - mobster (night two)
16: crimsoncoyote - mobster (night three)
17: Exarch - mobster / John Mirra
18: abotkin - mobster (night one)
19: Mr. Defecation - mobster (night one)
20: DasUberEdward - Inner Circle member (inactivity, day four)
21: Trust - Mona Sax (night four)
22: Nocturne - mobster
23: Eipnoom - Inner Circle member (night two)
24: pablo_price - Dick Justice (night four)
25: Delmain - mobster (night two)
26: Drez - mobster (night two)
27: [strike]the_reflection[/strike] Maximus - Jim Bravura (night four)
28: [strike]Mad Jazz[/strike] Darian - mobster (night four)

Reserves

Lonelyahava
Rainfall

Wake up, Max. You're in a phalla.
Day One: There's no 'us' in this
Day Two: In the middle of something
Day Three: That old familiar feeling

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This can only end in tears.

    Bullet-time tears.

    B:L on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up!

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited May 2009
    As I looked down the page I saw a post that pierced through me.

    !You're in a Phalla, Max

    The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Day 1 grudge votes flying through the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of voting off Kime, Vigs revealing after vote close to show off their kills. The paranoid feel of the mafia controlling my every post. I was in a phalla. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

    Daius on
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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign Up

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  • WasabiBeanWasabiBean Registered User
    edited May 2009
    okeydoke...!Gritty signup

    WasabiBean on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !Phalla On

    SpectralSpork on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I dusted myself off, and looked around. Was I asleep? How long? Did I dream?

    It didn't matter. There was still the job to do. I picked up my Glock 17 from where it had fallen, and !signed up.

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !He was trying to buy more sand for his hour glass. I wasn't selling any.

    Kay2 on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    B:L, did you sign up? Can I start calling you "B:T"?

    Burnage on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up!

    Dunadan019 on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    !sign up

    This isn't cyberpunk :P

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    This isn't cyberpunk :P

    I changed my mind. :P

    Burnage on
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Signup

    Orange Soda on
  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !jesus tapdancing christ sign up

    WilDPanthA05 on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jdarksun wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I dusted myself off, and looked around. Was I asleep? How long? Did I dream?

    It didn't matter. There was still the job to do. I picked up my Glock 17 from where it had fallen, and !signed up.
    [LAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPPP]
    There was a time, not so long ago, when a man wronged me. I knew his name, I knew his face; burned into my memory like cheap cigarettes put out on fresh skin. Red and raw. Rage.

    He'd fall, just like the others. I had enough rounds to put him down. And maybe one left over for myself.

    Jlarpsun thought he was safe.

    Jlarpsun thought he was the hunter.

    !HE THOUGHT WRONG.


    Years ago... it feels like only yesterday, I was a guardian of the law and I had tried to save a young boy's life. How would I know that years later that boy would become a MONSTER... a SERIAL LARPER.

    It is up to me to repent for what I had done. Jlarpsun had a death wish years ago. Now, his wish is granted.


    - The private journals of B:T Slater

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I picked up the phone and heard a familiar voice on the other end. "Max, you are playing on a bloody proboard." It was a bad line and a crank call.

    !Nonetheless, I was ready.

    Wildcat on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jdarksun wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    - The private journals of B:T Slater
    :D

    It was either that or

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    It had been coming for a long time now, this sick realisation that hovered on the outskirts of my mind like a careful stalker. I didn't want to admit it, but the evidence was all there, staring me in the face like a pair of sunny-side-up eggs on a plate full of grease.

    ...I was beginning to think that B:L had a big mancrush on Christian Slater.

    Kay2 on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    It had been coming for a long time now, this sick realisation that hovered on the outskirts of my mind like a careful stalker. I didn't want to admit it, but the evidence was all there, staring me in the face like a pair of sunny-side-up eggs on a plate full of grease.

    ...I was beginning to think that B:L had a big mancrush on Christian Slater.

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    You're imaging things.

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  • Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am not going to sign up for this due to a trip to the Cape this weekend, but I will follow this with deep interest. :D

    Mike Danger on
    Steam: Mike Danger | PSN/NNID: remadeking | 3DS: 2079-9204-4075
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited May 2009
    I am not going to sign up for this due to a trip to the Cape this weekend, but I will follow this with deep interest. :D

    Coward!

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Signup

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !He signed up, knowing that it would not end well.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I really don't have time to be in two minis at once, but I'm still going to !sign up. I'll find time somehow.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's a burnage mini so i'll do it

    M.D. on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The lime of my post glowed with the radiance of a blasphemous angel unfortunate enough to dive into the toxic new york sewage.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign me up!!!!!!!!

    Trust on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fuck. I told myself I would take a break from Phalla after the Fire Emblem one. I'm already in another and now joining this. Goddamn this addicting and enticing game.

    !The signup post stank. It smelled like a grilled cheese sandwich and cigarette ashes. It smelled of desperation

    Nocturne on
  • EipnoomEipnoom Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !Sign Up if there's still room. Counting is really quite hard.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I could sense it before the phone even rang. The tone sounded like a hundred bell towers in unison inside my heading. Looking around my apartment, the painkillers on the desk stared back, begging me to crawl out of the pit. With the phone still ringing, I took the pills. They felt like daggers in my throat, exposing the pain underneath.

    I picked up the phone, only to be greeted by the harsh voice of the lieutenant.

    "Kuhl! That case file has been on your desk for hours! Are you ever coming in to follow it up?"

    "Yeah yeah. Just had to finish some things up." The gun on the coffee table almost calls my name. Almost like it was part of me. "I'll be there in a bit." The phone found its home on the reciever.

    And with that, my struggle out the pit began. I nearly couldn't remember how I got here. But I did know one thing: when the rabbit comes out of its home, it comes out for a reason. And I had my reason...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omQ-7wZTXvI&feature=related

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  • pablo_pricepablo_price Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the smoke drifted through the window like two thousand pleading widows; I tasted the metallic twinge of blood running onto my lips - it was time to !sign up.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !I'm in

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    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up if possible still

    One of my five favorite PC games.

    Drez on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    !sign up if possible still

    One of my five favorite PC games.

    One of my favorite PC games was Killer Queen.

    I see you've enjoyed it too. :lol:

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  • Mad JazzMad Jazz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What the hell, why not? It's been a long time since I've done a phalla and I liked Max Payne, so I may as well !Sign Up


    Don't hate me for being bad!

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i think the game is full now... so yay!

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    i think the game is full now... so yay!

    As I looked around at the room full of people, hundreds of sets of piercing eyes burrowed into my soul. They all wanted me dead ... well, I wanted the same thing ... it was just a matter of who would get to do it first.

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    i think the game is full now... so yay!

    As I looked around at the room full of people, hundreds of sets of piercing eyes burrowed into my soul. They all wanted me dead ... well, I wanted the same thing ... it was just a matter of who would get to do it first.

    I just had to remember... try not to make it personal. It's just a necessity. But it always ends up being personal.

    Kay2 on
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