So... this is probably just me being tired and missing you all because I haven't been posting in here a lot.
but... does anyone else have a little thing that happens to them, daily...or at least on a regular basis that really fucking ruins their day?
I do.
it's called someone in this household taking a shit.
it is awful. it is the foulest smelling shit in the world.
the person is so nice, and cool. but sweet heavens...
it smells like someone killed someone in the bathroom, left it there for a week, tried to flush the remains down the toilet, had the whole thing backup, so the bathroom just gets covered with decay and raw sewage.
it is unbelievable
i wish i could bottle it and send it to you all through the internet so you could smell it for yourselves.
as an indication... i cannot enter the bathroom after him for upwards of 2 hours yesterday he shit at 9:20ish. i go in, almost puke, turn around, hold my pee.
an hour later i go in and it is STILL fucking foul in there, even though the fan is on.
but a bit of the edge is gone, so i cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and pee
an hour after that it still smells
and what's worse is that he won't double flush
like sometimes i'll go in, and there's still shit and nasty streaks in there
and sometimes he doesn't turn the fan on.
it's literally my only complaint about the guy, he's super nice and fun to hang out with usually.
but sweet merciful jesus. it is unbearable.
to balance that, i also have one nice thing that happens to me every day. it's humble rubbing my hair before i go to bed.
i miss you guys. also i'm being tested for lupus and i'm scared.
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ouchie
it's portman motherfuckers, DRINK TILL I'M SICK
there's a pill for that
You're a nut!
You're crazy in the coconut
Yeah, I did that the other day when I made spicy tomato soup
it didn't hurt horribly but I was like "Fuck argh ow dammit that was stupid"
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
That boy needs therapy
swing and a miss
Grab a kazoo, let's have a tune
Now I'll count three
I rubbed my eye while preparing very spicy curry once. I couldn't see out of my left eye for a while.
One time I was slicing them and I needed to pee.
I however was smart and went, I've just been chopping chillis don't wanna burn my dick.
So I washed my hands and went to the toilet.
Half an hour later of cold water onto my wang didn't do jack let me tell you.
(aloe however works a treat)
Satans..... hints.....
It feels great until you realize that the tingling starts to feel like burning.
And it just gets worse until the sex stops and the tears start.
Really, it's like skipping to the end of most of our nights.
alternatively
poop thread
awesome!
DON'T PUT IT ON YOUR BALLS
post from the very center of the storm and you're automatically made a mod
I am going to be even lazier about backing my shit up now
You have to move Dorothy in front of the tornado! It's your only hope! And then tie yourself to a gas pipe with a leather belt.
I lost my power for 2 hours today
hooray!
I feel for you beavo
Just stick with a quality lube like Astroglide or ID
a yadda dadda dadda, da da da da da da, da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaah
fart fart
that's more than the rest of us will do
Get a candle or some Oust.
Out of prescription meds too and the over the counter stuff doesn't do shit.