Glad you could make it, Burnage. Let's hope there are many awesome duels to the death, and acoustic numbers around the campfire. Alternately, I want an electric guitar with a katana in it that can cut alien motherships in half.
JACKIEO
Everything is pink circles.
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
I have come to the conclusion that I cannot trust the village with my participation. Even though I have been a good guy in every single Phalla I have ever played, and have only gained my first non-vanillager, non-mason role two games ago over a Phalla career spanning two years and three months, I am, given personal statistics, at much greater risk of death at the hands of the village than I am of death at the hands of the bad guys.
The very first time I seriously pursue a theory of any kind, I mark myself for death. In my rookie Phalla, I did not seriously pursue anything, as I was still getting used to game mechanics. This was the first and to date only time I have ever survived to the final day of the game. Since then, I have routinely attempted to float theories. On the frequent occasions that I am wrong, the village kills me. On the rare occasions when I am right, the bad guys kill me. Usually I die on Day 3-5, but in the past two games I have died on, respectively, Day 2 and Day 1. Either way, I die far too early for it to be a wise idea to even begin to concern myself with the ultimate fate of the village, because I will be dead long before that fate is to be determined.
Clearly, drastic action is necessary.
I will sign up. However, regardless of my role, I hereby declare two things:
1. Fuck the village. It hasn't done anything for me lately. I am out for myself and myself alone, and will take any action I deem necessary to ensure personal survival. I do not care if I draw a guardian role and the seer outs himself and requires my protection to live. I will guard myself instead because I can no longer trust that I will survive the night, regardless of whether the seer does.
2. In lieu of offering legitimate advice or even misleading advice should I finally draw the role of bad guy, I hereby declare that I will offer no information of consequence whatsoever for the duration of my tenure in the game. Instead, you will be treated to a gamelong celebration of Dadaism. All votes will be decided via RNG, reverse RNG, Cheez-It contests, or the erasure of Cheez-Its. DADA IS DADA. DADA IS NOT DADA. ADAD IS DADA.
Nah, we'll let signups continue for one more day. PM's will go out tomorrow afternoon to evening. C'mon, people who haven't signed up yet! We've got 43 so far, let's make it at least 50!
Pwease??
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EVE: Online - the most fun you will ever have not playing a game.
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
Speaking of signups, mind tidying up the first two posts? You know, things like player list and other game-specific information? Presentation can be important, sometimes.
Nah, we'll let signups continue for one more day. PM's will go out tomorrow afternoon to evening. C'mon, people who haven't signed up yet! We've got 43 so far, let's make it at least 50!
I guess I can afford to !Signup, but keep in mind that I'm probably going to be very busy over the next few days and so can't promise a huge amount of activity.
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That's alright daius.
We'll probably just kill you in the morning.
Also...
Would you world-wise guys (and gals) in here say that The Princess Bride is a chick flick?
I'm having an argument with a coworker and he is insisting that he won't watch the movie because the title sounds like a chick flick.
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Everything is pink circles.
thank you netflix!
Fixed that for you.
tomorrow will do.
Any movie with the Red Elvises is a damn good movie, and six-string samurai has the red elvises!!!
SO DOWN!
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maybe extend the signup period for a day?
!sign up
Yeah, that's what I will do. I'd like to have at least fifty players, but if we don't get that, I can run with less.
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
You could've simplified this you know.
Efficiency!
I MUST PEE ON IT
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no, I have not seen this movie, but Krata tells me it's fantastically bad, so I must play.
Plus, I've been bored.
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Pwease??
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
Steam
Speaking of signups, mind tidying up the first two posts? You know, things like player list and other game-specific information? Presentation can be important, sometimes.
Hurray
Beat it, kid.
!Sign Up
I don't know anybody else.
Everybody that I would harass into signing up is already signed up.
I need to find more friends.
Friends that play phalla....
I need a life.
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We'll probably just kill you in the morning.
Also...
Would you world-wise guys (and gals) in here say that The Princess Bride is a chick flick?
I'm having an argument with a coworker and he is insisting that he won't watch the movie because the title sounds like a chick flick.
I threw a rotten tomato at him.
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