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[TF2] WE WILL GIVE YOU A TROPHY [Patch and Free Weekend due to hit today (thurs)]

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tig wrote: »
    okay prediction time, what will each character's appalled reaction be to a faceful of urine?


    for the medic i'm going for

    "ZAT IS NOT HYGENIC!!!"

    Spy: I appear to have burst into urine!

    Alternatively;
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    8-)

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  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shabooty wrote: »
    Tig wrote: »
    okay prediction time, what will each character's appalled reaction be to a faceful of urine?


    for the medic i'm going for

    "ZAT IS NOT HYGENIC!!!"

    You know, pyro should be immune to jarate. Well, unless it gets into his breather thing.

    Not even multiple layers of fluid-and-flame-resistant rubber can save you from the deep psychological damage of jarate.

    Tig on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Falstaff wrote: »
    Hitting the heavy while he's eating a sanvich should do something amazing.

    oh jesus

    oh god

    oh fuck

    that is utterly horrible

    Nuzak on
  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Coffee, wine, urine. Look at that. That is gonna smell.

    Following me camera guy?

    LightRider on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Give the heavy rage status... like a free Ubercharge without the medic as he wails into you while in tears.

    GPIA7R on
  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Falstaff wrote: »
    Hitting the heavy while he's eating a sanvich should do something amazing.

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    Robman on
  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Next spy update will be a sham-wow to counter the jarate...

    Wait for it.

    rfalias on
  • ZeekNyneZeekNyne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hrm, ok, this is a half random thought. They have not introduced the melee for the spy (and possible not even for the sniper but that's besides the point) and someone suggested martial arts especially after seeing "Meet the Spy". Well in both Jarate ads you see the "*This is NOT a substitute for Karate!". Could just be flavor, could be a hint, could be a penis.

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  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    While the first 55 words in your thought were boring to me, the final 12 were hilarious.

    GPIA7R on
  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ZeekNyne wrote: »
    Hrm, ok, this is a half random thought. They have not introduced the melee for the spy (and possible not even for the sniper but that's besides the point) and someone suggested martial arts especially after seeing "Meet the Spy". Well in both Jarate ads you see the "*This is NOT a substitute for Karate!". Could just be flavor, could be a hint, could be a penis.

    Jarate comes from here.


    I'm really curious what today will be. I hate being on the east coast having to wait until 7pm...

    rfalias on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Somehow I missed the "we will give you a trophy" part of the Jarate ad. I thought Flippy was just dumb.

    And it turns out that you were the dumb. So much dumb.
    you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on

    No, I'm like that child which tells the inbred drunk upfront that he's got the plot all wrong

    And the drunk, consumed by shame (partially his long-running agony at being an inbred freak but mostly shame over being corrected by an obnoxious child) hangs himself. To rapturous applause.

    Basically it is funny when you get things wrong and think you know things, let's all laugh at Sith

    Edcrab on
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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The spy replaces his knoife with a black fourteen inch rubber dildo, a la Lock Stock

    Robman on
  • ZeekNyneZeekNyne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Falstaff wrote: »
    Hitting the heavy while he's eating a sanvich should do something amazing.

    oh jesus

    oh god

    oh fuck

    that is utterly horrible

    "Horrible!" or "Magically Delicious!"?

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  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm partial to the ballistic knife.

    DanHibiki on
  • ProbadProbad Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    The spy replaces his knoife with a black fourteen inch rubber dildo, a la Lock Stock

    There's already a mod to do this for the scout's baseball bat. It's an interesting viewing experience.

    Probad on
  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The jarate + sandvich should be an achievement.

    "Dipping Sauce"

    rfalias on
  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So is TF2 free for people yet? Or do they have to wait until the update comes out to play?

    PatboyX on
    "lenny bruce is not afraid..."
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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Probad wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    The spy replaces his knoife with a black fourteen inch rubber dildo, a la Lock Stock

    There's already a mod to do this for the scout's baseball bat. It's an interesting viewing experience.

    People are fucked up in the head, man.

    Robman on
  • Anti-SeanAnti-Sean Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Falstaff wrote: »
    Hitting the heavy while he's eating a sanvich should do something amazing.

    "Thees sandvich has a leetle vang to it."

    Anti-Sean on
  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just buy The Orange Box for $30 PatboyX, fuckballs if I didn't just buy a bunch of shit I would buy it for you.

    Robman on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Somehow I missed the "we will give you a trophy" part of the Jarate ad. I thought Flippy was just dumb.

    And it turns out that you were the dumb. So much dumb.
    you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on

    No, I'm like that child which tells the inbred drunk upfront that he's got the plot all wrong

    And the drunk, consumed by shame (partially his long-running agony at being an inbred freak but mostly shame over being corrected by an obnoxious child) hangs himself. To rapturous applause.

    Basically it is funny when you get things wrong and think you know things, let's all laugh at Sith

    funny, usually the child that corrects the imbred drunk is the child that gets nearly beaten to death.

    I need flippy to follow me around and soak my enemies in pee. MORE DAMAGE

    tyrannus on
  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Anti-Sean wrote: »
    Falstaff wrote: »
    Hitting the heavy while he's eating a sanvich should do something amazing.

    "Thees sandvich has a leetle vang to it."

    "TOO MUCH VINEGAAAAAR"

    Tig on
  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PatboyX wrote: »
    So is TF2 free for people yet? Or do they have to wait until the update comes out to play?

    I'd imagine that it won't actually start until tonight sometime.

    BlindPsychic on
  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Somehow I missed the "we will give you a trophy" part of the Jarate ad. I thought Flippy was just dumb.

    And it turns out that you were the dumb. So much dumb.
    you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on

    V I LENIN. VLADIMIR ILICH ULYANOV

    TK-42-1 on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Somehow I missed the "we will give you a trophy" part of the Jarate ad. I thought Flippy was just dumb.

    And it turns out that you were the dumb. So much dumb.
    you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on

    No, I'm like that child which tells the inbred drunk upfront that he's got the plot all wrong

    And the drunk, consumed by shame (partially his long-running agony at being an inbred freak but mostly shame over being corrected by an obnoxious child) hangs himself. To rapturous applause.

    Basically it is funny when you get things wrong and think you know things, let's all laugh at Sith

    funny, usually the child that corrects the imbred drunk is the child that gets nearly beaten to death.

    I need flippy to follow me around and soak my enemies in pee. MORE DAMAGE

    Well it's actually a very old fable, originating from before cinema

    See in the original adaptation an incredibly fat man comes along and shouts at the inbred drunk and the obnoxious child, and they set aside their differences in order to push him over in such a fashion that he chokes to death on his first seven chins

    Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.

    Edcrab on
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  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.

    There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.

    DanHibiki on
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I need flippy to follow me around and soak my enemies in pee. MORE DAMAGE
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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    wonder how far you can throw it.

    Fuga on
  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'd be betting it's a close range thing so that you can line up a headshot with the bow in close range.

    Robman on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    In this game it is possible to blow people to pieces with explosives, burn people to a crisp with a flamethrower, perforate skulls with bullets and arrows, kill people just by pointing at them, eat sandwiches, make people invulnerable, and soak them with jars of urine.

    Why haven't the tabloids campaigned to get this SICK FILTH banned?

    Edcrab on
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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hmm... I just realized... This is like a grenade.
    Prelude to grenades? Eh? Eh?

    rfalias on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I want it to have an area effect when it misses. Just.. like a soaked ground and walls. Puddles of piss on the bridge in 2fort, might dissuade them from crossing!

    Also, how many do you get? Is it like the baseball in that you have to wait for cooldown or get an ammo/supply box? Or, do you steadilly gain amounts of jars as you stay alive? :P

    GPIA7R on
  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Uh, its a grenade in the same way the sandman is a grenade I guess.

    BlindPsychic on
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.

    There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.

    I get an image of the last stage of gold rush, on the second checkpoint with that staircase snipers like to hang out on.

    They're all lined up there, when one of them calls out "snipers, throw!" and 8 jars of piss go flying into the chokepoint. They all bring out their bows and start firing on the confused mass of enemies.

    xzzy on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    xzzy wrote: »
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.

    There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.

    I get an image of the last stage of golden shower, on the second checkpoint with that staircase snipers like to hang out on.

    They're all lined up there, when one of them calls out "snipers, throw!" and 8 jars of piss go flying into the chokepoint. They all bring out their bows and start firing on the confused mass of enemies.


    Fix'd, and I also suggest we all just post in color=gold until the update hits.

    GPIA7R on
  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    xzzy wrote: »
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.

    There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.

    I get an image of the last stage of gold rush, on the second checkpoint with that staircase snipers like to hang out on.

    They're all lined up there, when one of them calls out "snipers, throw!" and 8 jars of piss go flying into the chokepoint. They all bring out their bows and start firing on the confused mass of enemies.

    imagine the smell

    Tig on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hmm. Jarate should regenerate on a per headshot-kill basis. That'd stop bad snipers from just throwing a jar, resupplying, throwing a jar ad infinitum.

    Edcrab on
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  • Hockey JohnstonHockey Johnston Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    We sure the jar will be thrown? I assumed it would be melee that (wait for it) splashes a status effect.

    Ain't no projectiles in discipline of Jarate.

    /edit: n/m I didn't read very hard, did I.

    Hockey Johnston on
  • TalithTalith 変態という名の紳士 Miami, FLRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I wonder if the arrows will arc or if they will fire in a strait line like the sniper rifle. If they arc then they can be potentially launched behind cover at distant enemies like a medic can arch his needles.

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  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hmm. Jarate should regenerate on a per headshot-kill basis. That'd stop bad snipers from just throwing a jar, resupplying, throwing a jar ad infinitum.

    Are you suggesting that snipers erupt in an orgasm of piss every time they get a headshot?

    I know I do. You should see my computer chair

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    :winky:

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