Hrm, ok, this is a half random thought. They have not introduced the melee for the spy (and possible not even for the sniper but that's besides the point) and someone suggested martial arts especially after seeing "Meet the Spy". Well in both Jarate ads you see the "*This is NOT a substitute for Karate!". Could just be flavor, could be a hint, could be a penis.
Hrm, ok, this is a half random thought. They have not introduced the melee for the spy (and possible not even for the sniper but that's besides the point) and someone suggested martial arts especially after seeing "Meet the Spy". Well in both Jarate ads you see the "*This is NOT a substitute for Karate!". Could just be flavor, could be a hint, could be a penis.
Jarate comes from here.
I'm really curious what today will be. I hate being on the east coast having to wait until 7pm...
Somehow I missed the "we will give you a trophy" part of the Jarate ad. I thought Flippy was just dumb.
And it turns out that you were the dumb. So much dumb.
you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on
No, I'm like that child which tells the inbred drunk upfront that he's got the plot all wrong
And the drunk, consumed by shame (partially his long-running agony at being an inbred freak but mostly shame over being corrected by an obnoxious child) hangs himself. To rapturous applause.
Basically it is funny when you get things wrong and think you know things, let's all laugh at Sith
Somehow I missed the "we will give you a trophy" part of the Jarate ad. I thought Flippy was just dumb.
And it turns out that you were the dumb. So much dumb.
you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on
No, I'm like that child which tells the inbred drunk upfront that he's got the plot all wrong
And the drunk, consumed by shame (partially his long-running agony at being an inbred freak but mostly shame over being corrected by an obnoxious child) hangs himself. To rapturous applause.
Basically it is funny when you get things wrong and think you know things, let's all laugh at Sith
funny, usually the child that corrects the imbred drunk is the child that gets nearly beaten to death.
I need flippy to follow me around and soak my enemies in pee. MORE DAMAGE
Somehow I missed the "we will give you a trophy" part of the Jarate ad. I thought Flippy was just dumb.
And it turns out that you were the dumb. So much dumb.
you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on
No, I'm like that child which tells the inbred drunk upfront that he's got the plot all wrong
And the drunk, consumed by shame (partially his long-running agony at being an inbred freak but mostly shame over being corrected by an obnoxious child) hangs himself. To rapturous applause.
Basically it is funny when you get things wrong and think you know things, let's all laugh at Sith
funny, usually the child that corrects the imbred drunk is the child that gets nearly beaten to death.
I need flippy to follow me around and soak my enemies in pee. MORE DAMAGE
Well it's actually a very old fable, originating from before cinema
See in the original adaptation an incredibly fat man comes along and shouts at the inbred drunk and the obnoxious child, and they set aside their differences in order to push him over in such a fashion that he chokes to death on his first seven chins
Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.
In this game it is possible to blow people to pieces with explosives, burn people to a crisp with a flamethrower, perforate skulls with bullets and arrows, kill people just by pointing at them, eat sandwiches, make people invulnerable, and soak them with jars of urine.
Why haven't the tabloids campaigned to get this SICK FILTH banned?
I want it to have an area effect when it misses. Just.. like a soaked ground and walls. Puddles of piss on the bridge in 2fort, might dissuade them from crossing!
Also, how many do you get? Is it like the baseball in that you have to wait for cooldown or get an ammo/supply box? Or, do you steadilly gain amounts of jars as you stay alive? :P
Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.
There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
I get an image of the last stage of gold rush, on the second checkpoint with that staircase snipers like to hang out on.
They're all lined up there, when one of them calls out "snipers, throw!" and 8 jars of piss go flying into the chokepoint. They all bring out their bows and start firing on the confused mass of enemies.
Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.
There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
I get an image of the last stage of golden shower, on the second checkpoint with that staircase snipers like to hang out on.
They're all lined up there, when one of them calls out "snipers, throw!" and 8 jars of piss go flying into the chokepoint. They all bring out their bows and start firing on the confused mass of enemies.
Fix'd, and I also suggest we all just post in color=gold until the update hits.
Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.
There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
I get an image of the last stage of gold rush, on the second checkpoint with that staircase snipers like to hang out on.
They're all lined up there, when one of them calls out "snipers, throw!" and 8 jars of piss go flying into the chokepoint. They all bring out their bows and start firing on the confused mass of enemies.
Hmm. Jarate should regenerate on a per headshot-kill basis. That'd stop bad snipers from just throwing a jar, resupplying, throwing a jar ad infinitum.
I wonder if the arrows will arc or if they will fire in a strait line like the sniper rifle. If they arc then they can be potentially launched behind cover at distant enemies like a medic can arch his needles.
Hmm. Jarate should regenerate on a per headshot-kill basis. That'd stop bad snipers from just throwing a jar, resupplying, throwing a jar ad infinitum.
Are you suggesting that snipers erupt in an orgasm of piss every time they get a headshot?
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Not even multiple layers of fluid-and-flame-resistant rubber can save you from the deep psychological damage of jarate.
oh jesus
oh god
oh fuck
that is utterly horrible
Following me camera guy?
Azulan Saul Tigh
Wait for it.
Jarate comes from here.
I'm really curious what today will be. I hate being on the east coast having to wait until 7pm...
No, I'm like that child which tells the inbred drunk upfront that he's got the plot all wrong
And the drunk, consumed by shame (partially his long-running agony at being an inbred freak but mostly shame over being corrected by an obnoxious child) hangs himself. To rapturous applause.
Basically it is funny when you get things wrong and think you know things, let's all laugh at Sith
"Horrible!" or "Magically Delicious!"?
There's already a mod to do this for the scout's baseball bat. It's an interesting viewing experience.
"Dipping Sauce"
People are fucked up in the head, man.
"Thees sandvich has a leetle vang to it."
funny, usually the child that corrects the imbred drunk is the child that gets nearly beaten to death.
I need flippy to follow me around and soak my enemies in pee. MORE DAMAGE
"TOO MUCH VINEGAAAAAR"
I'd imagine that it won't actually start until tonight sometime.
V I LENIN. VLADIMIR ILICH ULYANOV
Well it's actually a very old fable, originating from before cinema
See in the original adaptation an incredibly fat man comes along and shouts at the inbred drunk and the obnoxious child, and they set aside their differences in order to push him over in such a fashion that he chokes to death on his first seven chins
Also I can forsee co-operating sniper groups having a helluva lot of fun with Jarate and then headshotting each other's urine-soaked victims.
There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
Why haven't the tabloids campaigned to get this SICK FILTH banned?
Prelude to grenades? Eh? Eh?
Also, how many do you get? Is it like the baseball in that you have to wait for cooldown or get an ammo/supply box? Or, do you steadilly gain amounts of jars as you stay alive? :P
I get an image of the last stage of gold rush, on the second checkpoint with that staircase snipers like to hang out on.
They're all lined up there, when one of them calls out "snipers, throw!" and 8 jars of piss go flying into the chokepoint. They all bring out their bows and start firing on the confused mass of enemies.
Fix'd, and I also suggest we all just post in color=gold until the update hits.
imagine the smell
Ain't no projectiles in discipline of Jarate.
/edit: n/m I didn't read very hard, did I.
Are you suggesting that snipers erupt in an orgasm of piss every time they get a headshot?
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