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[Let's Muscle] Muscle March: Muscling in America (NSFW?)

KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Games and Technology
Hey you~
Have you ever wanted to:
Have giant muscles in every part of your body?
Be absolutely fabulous?
Know a lot of guys who are just like you?
Have your protein stolen by a football player?
Chase after him in a line of fabulous muscles?


WELL NOW YOU CAN WITH
MUSCLE MARCH

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http://muscle.namco-ch.net/
Shall we muscle?:whistle:

There's no wiki page for this epic game, but from these numbers on the website, it's coming out 05/26 for 800 Wii points. You lucky dogs, you! Well, probably only in Japan.

I would explain the gameplay, but I'd rather you let your eyes feast on the advertisement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzwr9kRLH0
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Update: Are you prepared to Muscle March? http://www.gametrailers.com/video/debut-trailer-muscle-march/59623

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kaseius, let's muscle and never stop.

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ...what

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kaseius, let's muscle and never stop.

    May I have this muscle?:whistle:

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  • gunwarriorgunwarrior Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh god, oh god


    This is awesome in a terrible way

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that looks like the flimsiest gameplay concept ever... but... but... i would still buy this if i had a wii.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm not sure what this is.....


    But I love it!

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah. Fuck those protein shakes!


    .... I hope we get this game. It would be so awesome to play with a bunch of people!

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what in the name of fuck did I just watch

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This might improve the video... Or drive you insane.

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What in the hell.

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If I buy this it's only going to confirm my roommates suspicions.

    But I will.

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  • The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I thought about attempting to assemble an OP for this... but I'm glad our brosef Kaseius stepped up and put words to this speechlessness-inducing work where I could not. :^:

    Random segments from the video keep running through my head, like several broken, swiveling zoetropes of Richard Simmons... on a unicorn.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shabooty wrote: »
    This might improve the video... Or drive you insane.

    OH GOD OH NO WHAT NO YES

    SHALL WE MUSCLE?

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just when I'd thought I'd see all the pure insanity that Japan can come up with.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Its like that one game that was really gay except this is super ultra gay.

    edit: just watched commercial, so turned off that if "Say yes" by Floetry comes on while I am drawing the hot black nude model that we've had for the past 2 Tuesday, I won't have to fight a raging hard on like last week.

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  • SirUltimosSirUltimos Don't talk, Rusty. Just paint. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NICE MUSCLE!

    Thanks Japan. We get it. You're weird. You can stop now.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Its like that one game that was really gay except this is super ultra gay.

    ai-cho-aniki10.gif:?:

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So this is a lame knock off of Pepsi Man?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvSLzug3Nk


    PEPSI MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cho Aniki 2: The Musclening

    I like that the thread title asks me if we should muscle, yet also tells me that we are going to.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This is such a manly game about tough manly things for men. Nothing gay about it.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    One of my favorite parts is Rainbow Road. They go from streets to buildings to other stuff to a rainbow

    It's called a road it's called the rainbow road.. :whistle:

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This is such a manly game about tough manly things for men. Nothing gay about it.
    He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. :whistle:

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This is such a manly game about tough manly things for men. Nothing gay about it.
    I'm reminded of a line from Frasier:

    "That guy's not gay! You know how you can tell? The muscles."

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  • outlawauronoutlawauron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This is the kind of stuff that'll only come from Japan. :-)

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  • Drunk_caterpillarDrunk_caterpillar Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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  • plehpleh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Have your protein stolen by a football player

    Giggity Giggity alright:winky::winky:

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ummm...Japan?
    We gotta talk.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Truly we live in a golden age.

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This game was made for Danshoku Dino and nobody else.
    And by "nobody else" I obviously mean "everybody else".

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  • GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    GoodOmens wrote: »
    Ummm...Japan?
    We gotta talk.




    Marry me?

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  • FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That game is soo gay it warps back to super macho manly.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fireflash wrote: »
    That game is soo gay it warps back to super macho manly.

    Its so gay, it does that cosmic loop back to straight, TWICE!

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fireflash wrote: »
    That game is soo gay it warps back to super macho manly.

    Its so gay, it does that cosmic loop back to straight, TWICE!

    And then back to manly! It just never ends! Will these muscular studmuffins ever find a place to call home in this crazy world?!

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  • AmpixAmpix Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh Japan

    [tiny] I would buy this, I would buy this really hard[/tiny]

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Every game should come with a few slices of roast beefcake, explosions to taste and a side of bikini on rye. This one has it all.

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I predict this game landing comfortably beside Bikini Zombie Slayers on my shelf. Something for everyone!

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  • XiaNaphryzXiaNaphryz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So I guess this is out today in Japan?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alrycItYV8&fmt=18

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  • El FantasticoEl Fantastico Toronto, ONRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I would still totally buy this game. The drunken-party aspects of the game would have hilarious results.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    I predict this game landing comfortably beside Bikini Zombie Slayers on my shelf. Something for everyone!

    That game was awesome.

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  • MonkeyDLuffyMonkeyDLuffy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Looking at this makes me wish that Namco had gotten together with Nintendo and done some cross-promotion with this game for Punch-Out!! (in the form of Super Macho Man as a secret character). Alas, it was not meant to be, but it would have been totally awesome.

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