[Let's Muscle] Muscle March: Muscling in America (NSFW?)

Kaseius

Hey you~
Have you ever wanted to:
Have giant muscles in every part of your body?
Be absolutely fabulous?
Know a lot of guys who are just like you?
Have your protein stolen by a football player?
Chase after him in a line of fabulous muscles?

WELL NOW YOU CAN WITH
MUSCLE MARCH


http://muscle.namco-ch.net/
Shall we muscle?:whistle:

There's no wiki page for this epic game, but from these numbers on the website, it's coming out 05/26 for 800 Wii points. You lucky dogs, you! Well, probably only in Japan.

I would explain the gameplay, but I'd rather you let your eyes feast on the advertisement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzwr9kRLH0

Update: Are you prepared to Muscle March? http://www.gametrailers.com/video/debut-trailer-muscle-march/59623

Klyka

Kaseius, let's muscle and never stop.

Blackjack

...what

Kaseius

Klyka wrote: »

Kaseius, let's muscle and never stop.

May I have this muscle?:whistle:

gunwarrior

Oh god, oh god


This is awesome in a terrible way

Ah_Pook

that looks like the flimsiest gameplay concept ever... but... but... i would still buy this if i had a wii.

Xtarath

I'm not sure what this is.....


But I love it!

urahonky

Yeah. Fuck those protein shakes!


.... I hope we get this game. It would be so awesome to play with a bunch of people!

Zombiemambo

what in the name of fuck did I just watch

Shabooty

This might improve the video... Or drive you insane.

Captain Eleven

What in the hell.

Mr Pink

If I buy this it's only going to confirm my roommates suspicions.

But I will.

The Reverend Dr Galactus

I thought about attempting to assemble an OP for this... but I'm glad our brosef Kaseius stepped up and put words to this speechlessness-inducing work where I could not. :^:

Random segments from the video keep running through my head, like several broken, swiveling zoetropes of Richard Simmons... on a unicorn.

Kaseius

Shabooty wrote: »

This might improve the video... Or drive you insane.

OH GOD OH NO WHAT NO YES

SHALL WE MUSCLE?

Captain Eleven

Just when I'd thought I'd see all the pure insanity that Japan can come up with.

RoyceSraphim

Its like that one game that was really gay except this is super ultra gay.

edit: just watched commercial, so turned off that if "Say yes" by Floetry comes on while I am drawing the hot black nude model that we've had for the past 2 Tuesday, I won't have to fight a raging hard on like last week.

SirUltimos

NICE MUSCLE!

Thanks Japan. We get it. You're weird. You can stop now.

Zandracon

RoyceSraphim wrote: »

Its like that one game that was really gay except this is super ultra gay.

:?:

donhonk

So this is a lame knock off of Pepsi Man?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvSLzug3Nk

PEPSI MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Monger

Cho Aniki 2: The Musclening

I like that the thread title asks me if we should muscle, yet also tells me that we are going to.

randombattle

This is such a manly game about tough manly things for men. Nothing gay about it.

Kaseius

One of my favorite parts is Rainbow Road. They go from streets to buildings to other stuff to a rainbow

It's called a road it's called the rainbow road.. :whistle:

Monger

randombattle wrote: »

This is such a manly game about tough manly things for men. Nothing gay about it.

He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. :whistle:

Blackjack

randombattle wrote: »

This is such a manly game about tough manly things for men. Nothing gay about it.

I'm reminded of a line from Frasier:

"That guy's not gay! You know how you can tell? The muscles."

outlawauron

This is the kind of stuff that'll only come from Japan. :-)

Drunk_caterpillar

Sign me up... I guess?

[Edit] Partially relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

pleh

Have your protein stolen by a football player

Giggity Giggity alright:winky::winky:

GoodOmens

Ummm...Japan?
We gotta talk.

Basil

Truly we live in a golden age.

Dyvim Tvar

This game was made for Danshoku Dino and nobody else.
And by "nobody else" I obviously mean "everybody else".

Glal

GoodOmens wrote: »

Ummm...Japan?
We gotta talk.




Marry me?

Fireflash

That game is soo gay it warps back to super macho manly.

RoyceSraphim

Fireflash wrote: »

That game is soo gay it warps back to super macho manly.

Its so gay, it does that cosmic loop back to straight, TWICE!

Kaseius

RoyceSraphim wrote: »

Fireflash wrote: »

That game is soo gay it warps back to super macho manly.

Its so gay, it does that cosmic loop back to straight, TWICE!

And then back to manly! It just never ends! Will these muscular studmuffins ever find a place to call home in this crazy world?!

Ampix

Oh Japan

[tiny] I would buy this, I would buy this really hard[/tiny]

Basil

Every game should come with a few slices of roast beefcake, explosions to taste and a side of bikini on rye. This one has it all.

Mr Pink

I predict this game landing comfortably beside Bikini Zombie Slayers on my shelf. Something for everyone!

XiaNaphryz

So I guess this is out today in Japan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alrycItYV8&fmt=18

El Fantastico

I would still totally buy this game. The drunken-party aspects of the game would have hilarious results.

urahonky

Mr Pink wrote: »

I predict this game landing comfortably beside Bikini Zombie Slayers on my shelf. Something for everyone!

That game was awesome.

MonkeyDLuffy

Looking at this makes me wish that Namco had gotten together with Nintendo and done some cross-promotion with this game for Punch-Out!! (in the form of Super Macho Man as a secret character). Alas, it was not meant to be, but it would have been totally awesome.