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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla Phalla - Game ends in a Draw - everyone loses!

RaakamRaakam Too many years...CanadalandRegistered User regular
edited May 2009 in Critical Failures
This is my first Phalla and is (loosely) based on the addictive game of Phalla.

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This is your desk. You could be productive. You have work to do, spelling to check, numbers to plug in. Man, this is boring. You know what's not boring though?

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Ooooo yea. This is your guilty sin. One more click...

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Oh baybee. Phalla. It's awesome. You love it, you think about it all the time. Who is evil? Who is good?! What role will I get? Oh snap, Gosling died again! Oh no, Romantic Undead is dead! Blarney is posting more spreadsheets! Forget those TPS reports. You could be Elvis, or Tyrion, or an evil Robot! It's always so exciting!

Oh yea, it's Phalla Time!

This game will mostly have basic mechanics. If any of you who sign up don't know how to play Phalla, please check this link and read up on the game.

Each day, every player must vote for someone to be removed from Phalla Phalla. You must have at minimum 2 posts per day, including your vote post. Vote in Red. I will count your latest vote, so no need to retract. Any and all post restrictions that may exist carry over to PMs or any Proboards that might be setup. The game begins when we have all 25 slots filled up. No sharing of role PMs and no communicating with dead players, as always.

All actions are possible until 9:37 PM (21:37) EST, but the day ends at 9:38 PM (21:38) EST.

Any clarifications required can be asked in Orange.

Sign up in Good ol' fashioned lime.

Player List:
1. Whod
2. Wildcat died on night 2
3. Nocturne died on night 3
4. Kime
5. DevoutlyApathetic died on night 1
6. Dunadan019 died on night 1
7. Daius died on night 3
8. B:L died on night 3
9. Dac Vin died on night 4
10. Enlightenedbum died on night 3
11. Iamtheaznman died on night 3
12. TehSloth died on night 4
13. MrBlarney died on night 1
14. Mr. Defecation died on night 4
15. GrimmyTOA died on night 4
16. Jason Todd
17. The Lawinator died on night 1
18. Oats died on night 3
19. Kay
20. Eipnoom
21. Zenpotato
22. Bratr died on night 2
23. Trust died on night 2
24. Kuhlmeye died on night 2
25. Infidel

Reserves:

- None

Vanilla Role PM sent out to everyone

You are…

Yourself!

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Unfortunately, you are stuck being you. Your job is to figure out which of these other phalladdicts are evil and which are just plain annoying. With your amazing powers of deduction, your dedication and your delicious talents at the barbeque, you are ideally suitable to win this one for your team!

Hopefully your boss won’t find out you’re using company time for this…

Narrations:

Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4

My padherder
they don't it be like it is but it do
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Posts

  • WhodWhod Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Sign up numba 1!

    Whod on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh god.

    B:L on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh GOD. !Sign up, please.

    Wildcat on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm phalladdicted

    Nocturne on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hahahaha, sign up!

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !kime

    Nocturne on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PHALLA!

    Dunadan019 on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    !kime
    But if Kime is Kime he's pretty much assured to be good....or we'd already be dead and the game won by him.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    !kime
    But if Kime is Kime he's pretty much assured to be good....or we'd already be dead and the game won by him.

    Isn't it awesome? :P

    Not that that stops people.....

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    !kime
    But if Kime is Kime he's pretty much assured to be good....or we'd already be dead and the game won by him.

    oh really....

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up.

    I sense a paradox.

    B:L on
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

    I loves me some drowning in Meta.

    Daius on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Sign up.

    I sense a paradox.

    I'm totally not secretly behind all your pain and suffering this time.

    Totally.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Your day-ending time is a bit arbitrary >_>
    I have to see if I can swing it.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Sign up.

    I sense a paradox.

    I'm totally not secretly behind all your pain and suffering this time.

    Totally.

    Maybe this Phalla Phalla might actually be legit and have a !B:L role.

    Unlike that other illegitimate one.

    B:L on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Your day-ending time is a bit arbitrary >_>
    I have to see if I can swing it.
    Yeah, what the heck is with that haha?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    937 eh... i like it!

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Sign up.

    I sense a paradox.

    I'm totally not secretly behind all your pain and suffering this time.

    Totally.

    Maybe this Phalla Phalla might actually be legit and have a !B:L role.

    Unlike that other illegitimate one.

    Dear thread,

    This is totally not a post restriction and I'm totally not B:L.

    Love,
    -Cuba Gooding, Jr.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yessssssss

    Wildcat on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ack, early close time is early.

    Well, I'll be watching anyway.

    There better be a Lady Proboards role.

    Spectrum on
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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yay, early vote close! !Time to double juggle phalla!

    Dac Vin on
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    sign up

    I need someone who was in the Galactic Senate D&D Phalla to run one of these, I'm otherwise too indistinguishable to get a role.

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    EnlightenedBum

    Dunadan019 on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    EnlightenedBum

    What just because I got you killed in D&D? It's not my fault 3 of you voted for the same person without explaining it. Blame yourself.

    enlightenedbum on
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    EnlightenedBum

    What just because I got you killed in D&D? It's not my fault 3 of you voted for the same person without explaining it. Blame yourself.

    i blame you because you got lucky! even as i was getting bandwagoned you weren't sure... and because of galactic senate phalla :P

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !Why not

    iamtheaznman on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Looks fun to me.

    TehSloth on
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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ... you rang? !meta up

    Though the vote close time is a little early. We will see if that causes a problem, alongside signing up for two games simultaneously.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There's always room for more MrB:Larneys.

    B:L on
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I dearly hope you two to get each other's roles. Possibly insane Blarney and manic spreadsheeting B:L would be fantastic to watch.

    enlightenedbum on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !signs

    M.D. on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I dearly hope you two to get each other's roles. Possibly insane Blarney and manic spreadsheeting B:L would be fantastic to watch.

    You can do a post search in CF for 'spredshete'.

    B:L on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, sure, I'll sign up.

    simonwolf on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    spreadshit

    M.D. on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    spreadshit

    That's MrBlarney's version of B:L.

    B:L on
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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !siiiiign up

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

    I can dig it.

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm in.

    Oats on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up.

    !I me K

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