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[D&D 4E] The Figain Arena! Trash Talking Thread!

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  • bratrbratr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm still confused on how I got dazed

    bratr on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bratr wrote: »
    I am dazed and confused.

    Sorry, couldn't resist

    El Skid on
  • streeverstreever Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    is drawing the shuriken a free action? keep this fight clean! Yea yea go go!

    streever on
  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    streever wrote: »
    is drawing the shuriken a free action? keep this fight clean! Yea yea go go!

    Drawing any weapon is a minor. There are some exceptions, like a feat that lets you draw a weapon and attack with it in the same action.

    Figgy on
    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING 1!

    GAH!

    LightRider on
  • incasincas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I burst out laughing out. seriously. I actually laughed aloud. good show of humour there. all of it will happen again indeed... is there ...I don't know, Rep? can I give cookies or brownie points? this shit is dope.

    incas on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I might be unable to play in the next round if it comes up from Thursday to Sunday, being as I will be at a music festival. However, I trust my trusty partner will be able to serve the role adequately.

    Thetheroo on
  • incasincas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ...does Elendil not gain First Strike & Combat Advantage and all that, seeing as how we've started the fight again (i.e. Ogerth & Azulan are presumed not to have moved and therefore, ridiculous sneak attack damage starts again?)

    bratr, please roll for deja vu damage on the ogre.

    also, how fast is an immediate reaction? if there's an immediate reaction to, oh, say, being targeted, does the reaction occur before the action which was originally targeting, or does it occur after the action?

    incas on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    After the action.

    Immediate Interrupt = Triggers before the action that triggered it resolves. If the action taken during this time makes the triggering action illegal, the triggering action fails instead.

    Immediate reaction = Triggers after the action that triggers it has resolved. The triggering action resolves fully before the effects of the immediate reaction apply, so it cannot prevent it.

    Aegeri on
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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    And so the retcon begins?
    Blinding Barrage Rogue Attack 1
    A rapid barrage of projectiles leaves your enemies clearing the
    blood from their eyes.
    Daily ✦ Martial,Weapon
    Standard Action Close blast 3
    Requirement: You must be wielding a crossbow, a light
    thrown weapon, or a sling.
    Target: Each enemy in blast you can see
    Attack: Dexterity vs. AC
    Hit: 2[W] + Dexterity modifier damage, and the target is
    blinded until the end of your next turn.
    Miss: Half damage, and the target is not blinded.

    From I10, you can't hit either opponents.

    I would rule that you still expend your daily power but miss both targets completely. You guys are being careless with your turns and if we keep letting you go back and change stuff every time you'll never learn :P

    I'll leave it up to Ain.

    Edit: Also, incas, what the heck are you up to in IC? Now you're using a different character name for every roll? The reason you should use the same character name every time (on top of a registered account) is so we know you're not just rolling random names and then linking the one you like.

    You rolled your initiative twice. Then, you changed your character name so that "Initiative" was spelled properly and rolled again. No surprise, you linked to the highest of the 3 rolls. (Roll 1, Roll 2, Roll 3)

    You also re-rolled your daily power on your last turn for some reason? (Roll 1, Roll 2)

    Figgy on
    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I agree with figgy on this. This is not going to be over or legit if you guys are careless with the rules and powers. I'm all for fun, but rules are there for a reason.

    LightRider on
  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sorry Sneaky Bastards, too much bullshit.

    Even after resetting the entire match because of too much retcon, you guys can't keep it straight. That, and I caught you once for Invisible Castle tomfoolery that you claimed was innocent, but then I caught you blatantly re-rolling initiative.

    This is all for good fun, and if you are going to try to sneak re-rolls past us to gain an advantage you definitely have the wrong spirit for the event. Sorry, you're disqualified.

    Figgy on
    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
  • mynamewasgonemynamewasgone Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sneaky Bastards: Only 50% mis-named. :P

    mynamewasgone on
  • cytorakcytorak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So...does that concludes season 1, or is there a three-way brawl with the winners?

    cytorak on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All the winners step in.

    One steps out.

    It is the only way.

    Aegeri on
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  • bratrbratr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hardly think that me missing a sneak attack damage bonus is me cheating, I would have gladly continued withou it but i accept the ruling, probably better this way since I have exams coming up.

    bratr on
  • streeverstreever Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bratr:
    Get real man. Look at the 9 other instances of pretty blatant stuff they posted. The re-rolling of ini, and the basic carelessness of your turns...

    Great work Team Yogurt! You deserved it for going through all of that.

    streever on
  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Like streever said, it was an accumulation of things. Missing a few rules here and there is one thing, but we had to retcon pretty much every one of your teams' turns.

    Also, if my memory serves, it was more incas's issues that tipped the scales from "Carelessness" to "Cheating."

    Edit: Not to mention Incas changed his character sheet. Could have been innocent, but you had Enfeebling Strike before.. now you don't.

    Figgy on
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  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm up for a 3 way brawl - because then I might GET A TURN THAT'S NOT A DEATH SAVE!

    MolotovCockatoo on
    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • Mad MacMad Mac Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm up for a 3 way brawl - because then I might GET A TURN THAT'S NOT A DEATH SAVE!

    Keep the dream alive, man, keep that dream alive. :P

    A 3 way battle seems like the only fair way to handle it at this point, since you're allowing one team a free trip to the finals, otherwise.

    Mad Mac on
  • Ain SophAin Soph Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's not a free trip, the crowd just can just be unruly. We all saw how they responded.


    But yes, 3 way gladiatorial extravaganza!

    Ain Soph on
    :whistle:
  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Hey, don't complain Ogerth! You got to basically sleep through the whole thing! =P

    LightRider on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hmm, this map layout is interesting. Much more fair then the other one.

    Thetheroo on
  • Mad MacMad Mac Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Geez. I guess Team Yogurt had a bit of pent up aggression, there. A hearty congratulation to Ogerth for very nearly pulling off the first "complete team wipe in a single turn".

    Is it too late to start betting on who wins the championship?

    Mad Mac on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can I use my delayed action now? To start making my death save.

    Thetheroo on
  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Roo, LightRider and I agree that if you want to end your delay after my go and come in before he goes, then by all means do so. That is totally within the rules and your prerogative as far as I'm concerned.

    NOT THAT IT WILL SAVE YOU MUAHAHA- eer, *ahem* I mean...

    MolotovCockatoo on
    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, are you sure that's okay with you? I meant to pop back out as soon as someone had moved within my range, since I was unable to really hit anything on my turn.

    Thetheroo on
  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah I'm ok with it if arena masters are ok with it. Also, if I could not waste my action point on someone who isn't there, that would be nice...

    LightRider on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Okay, I'll go ahead and make my post.

    Thetheroo on
  • cytorakcytorak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So, yeah, I'm dead. Hooray!

    cytorak on
  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Welcome to my world. I guess the arena needs to be bigger....

    MolotovCockatoo on
    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dreamcrushers, I propose an alliance until the Yogurt threat has been dealt with. Obviously, I shall be easy enough to crush all by my lonesome once the dairy menace is defeated.

    Thetheroo on
  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I will consider it a victory if it takes 3 people to kill me.

    MolotovCockatoo on
    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Us, 3 people to kill us!

    I matter too...
    No I don't.

    LightRider on
  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh Healbot VonMeatShield, of course you matter!
    dear god don't let me die, I've had one turn and now I'm addicted... I need more! more!

    MolotovCockatoo on
    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • streeverstreever Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    looks like the healer/melee combo is working a lot better with new layout :D

    streever on
  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    So are the other combatants too terrified to move or something?

    LightRider on
  • Ain SophAin Soph Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Looks like the dream crushers felt they needed to delay their turns.

    Ain Soph on
    :whistle:
  • TunnelRunnerTunnelRunner Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I tried jumping the pit, but rolled a 1. I delayed posting my turn to write up an appropriately gruesome yet humorous (gruemorous?) post, but never got around to it.

    TunnelRunner on
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  • Ain SophAin Soph Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well, get around to it. I'd like to see a mortal kombatish fatality from the pit.

    Ain Soph on
    :whistle:
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