Justice League Mad Libs - Round 2

Garlic Bread

I have a neat little book called "Justice League Mad Libs" and we are going to play with them. I am going to give you the kinds of words you need to write, and you will e-mail them to jlmadlibs@gmail.com with your username and the round in the subject line

I will give it one day (24 hours) for each round. After each round, I will post the stories with submissions. Then I will put up the word-list for the next round and edit this post with a link to the current round's post.

There are a bunch of stories in this book so we can play for a while. I guess maybe when we're done we can vote for the best one but really who cares about that.

Round 1 Results

Round 2 Word List

Get to it, cadets.

Hensler

Verb ending in "ing": Fucking
Adjective: Shitty
Occupation (plural): Cocksucker
Plural Noun: Boobs
Silly Word: snuffleupagus
Verb Ending in "ing": Pooping
Verb: Screw
Verb: Bang
Verb (past tense): Fucked
Adverb: Quickly
Adjective: Gayly
Verb: Wang
Adverb: aggressively
Adjective: Horny

Munkus Beaver

Coping
Fat
Bear
Bears
Ohshitbears
Hugging
Ran
Chew
Licked
Gently
Thrust
Slowly
Bear-like

deadonthestreet

Um.

You guys are supposed to email them, not post them here.

Munkus Beaver

I play by my rules.

deadonthestreet

Ok.

Hensler

deadonthestreet wrote:

Um.

You guys are supposed to email them, not post them here.

I can't e-mail, NMCI computers dont like outside e-mail addy's. I meant to mention that in my post.

Fencingsax

Generally, Mad libs give you a basic story and you supply words. Like this:

J'onn Jonzz was on patrol near (noun). Suddenly, he saw a forest fire so he cried like a (noun). Then Dr Strange said "By the (Adjective, Noun) of (Noun," preferably the last three are alliterative)! and so on.

Scooter

Fencingsax wrote:

Generally, Mad libs give you a basic story and you supply words. Like this:

J'onn Jonzz was on patrol near (noun). Suddenly, he saw a forest fire so he cried like a (noun). Then Dr Strange said "By the (Adjective, Noun) of (Noun," preferably the last three are alliterative)! and so on.

But only the guy asking for words can know what the story is.

I mean, you don't normally just all sit around the book thinking of the worst words for the particular story, do you? Cause that would suck.

Fencingsax

Scooter wrote:

Fencingsax wrote:

Generally, Mad libs give you a basic story and you supply words. Like this:

J'onn Jonzz was on patrol near (noun). Suddenly, he saw a forest fire so he cried like a (noun). Then Dr Strange said "By the (Adjective, Noun) of (Noun," preferably the last three are alliterative)! and so on.

But only the guy asking for words can know what the story is.

I mean, you don't normally just all sit around the book thinking of the worst words for the particular story, do you? Cause that would suck.

I was a lonely child.

I'm kidding, actually, my friends and I could never remember the bloody rules.

Hensler

Scooter wrote:

Fencingsax wrote:

Generally, Mad libs give you a basic story and you supply words. Like this:

J'onn Jonzz was on patrol near (noun). Suddenly, he saw a forest fire so he cried like a (noun). Then Dr Strange said "By the (Adjective, Noun) of (Noun," preferably the last three are alliterative)! and so on.

But only the guy asking for words can know what the story is.

I mean, you don't normally just all sit around the book thinking of the worst words for the particular story, do you? Cause that would suck.

No, usually I just put penis, vagina, or some derivative in for each blank. I've grown up now, though - I use words like wang and snatch instead these days when I do mad libs.

Garlic Bread

Fencingsax wrote:

Scooter wrote:

Fencingsax wrote:

Generally, Mad libs give you a basic story and you supply words. Like this:

J'onn Jonzz was on patrol near (noun). Suddenly, he saw a forest fire so he cried like a (noun). Then Dr Strange said "By the (Adjective, Noun) of (Noun," preferably the last three are alliterative)! and so on.

But only the guy asking for words can know what the story is.

I mean, you don't normally just all sit around the book thinking of the worst words for the particular story, do you? Cause that would suck.

I was a lonely child.

I'm kidding, actually, my friends and I could never remember the bloody rules.

I laughed. Because on the cover of the book it says "Ridiculously Simple Directions Inside"

Hensler

Woo - I got a new avatar! Is it cuz I said the V word in this thread?

Garlic Bread

I think it's because you replied to Terrorbyte's trolling or something

or you are Terrorbyte

you vagina

PM accualt

Ringo

Verb ending in "ing": Plucking
Adjective: indecisive
Occupation (plural): chicken gobblers
Plural Noun: breasticles
Silly Word: vaginality
Verb Ending in "ing": hating
Verb: drive
Verb: hound
Verb (past tense): recovered
Adverb: dangerously
Adjective: emasculated
Verb: snort
Adverb: furiously
Adjective: shocking


Sending email would require opening my email account.

Charmy

Verb ending in "ing": dancing
Adjective: blue
Occupation (plural): sailors
Plural Noun: crackers
Silly Word: olatypus
Verb Ending in "ing": fighting
Verb: shoot
Verb: run
Verb (past tense): sat
Adverb: ridiculously
Adjective: Cockney
Verb: crack
Adverb: wantoningly
Adjective: stupid

That is all.

Tach

Submitted mine last night. Hope you like them, Keith.

Garlic Bread

Tach wrote:

Batman was trouncing. He was trying to learn what horrible things were happening at Wayne Industries. He discovered that three of the laboratory Musketeers were not what they seemed to be. They looked like Oreos and were speaking a language that sounded like flue-flubers. Even worse, they were communicating and destroying the lab! Before Batman could even jam, one of the creatures noticed him and started to poop him! Batman drove back as swingingly he could, but they were too mushy. He found himself starting to pogo. Just then, Superman pushily appeared and came to his aid. "Thank you, Superman," Batman said. "But why are you here?" Superman explained that he was looking for the same alien creatures that Batman was looking for. "I've been getting these fat telephatic messages and I've traced them to this factory. Will you help me investigate?"

Hensler wrote:

Batman was fucking. He was trying to learn what shitty things were happening at Wayne Industries. He discovered that three of the laboratory cocksuckers were not what they seemed to be. They looked like boobs and were speaking a language that sounded like snuffleupagus . Even worse, they were pooping and destroying the lab! Before Batman could even screw, one of the creatures noticed him and started to bang him! Batman fucked back as quickly he could, but they were too gay. He found himself starting to wang. Just then, Superman aggresively appeared and came to his aid. "Thank you, Superman," Batman said. "But why are you here?" Superman explained that he was looking for the same alien creatures that Batman was looking for. "I've been getting these horny telephatic messages and I've traced them to this factory. Will you help me investigate?"

Munkus Beaver wrote:

Editor's note: Munkus is the mod of Writer's Block but apparently cannot read correctly and he doesn't know word forms. Also he cannot poop. He forfeits this match.

Ringo wrote:

Batman was plucking. He was trying to learn what indecisive things were happening at Wayne Industries. He discovered that three of the laboratory chicken gobblers were not what they seemed to be. They looked like breasticles and were speaking a language that sounded like vaginality. Even worse, they were hating and destroying the lab! Before Batman could even drive, one of the creatures noticed him and started to hound him! Batman recovered back as dangerously he could, but they were too emasculated. He found himself starting to snort. Just then, Superman furiously appeared and came to his aid. "Thank you, Superman," Batman said. "But why are you here?" Superman explained that he was looking for the same alien creatures that Batman was looking for. "I've been getting these shocking telephatic messages and I've traced them to this factory. Will you help me investigate?"

Charmy wrote:

Batman was dancing. He was trying to learn what blue things were happening at Wayne Industries. He discovered that three of the laboratory sailors were not what they seemed to be. They looked like crackers and were speaking a language that sounded like platypus. Even worse, they were fighting and destroying the lab! Before Batman could even shoot, one of the creatures noticed him and started to run him! Batman sat back as ridiculously he could, but they were too Cockney. He found himself starting to crack. Just then, Superman wantoningly appeared and came to his aid. "Thank you, Superman," Batman said. "But why are you here?" Superman explained that he was looking for the same alien creatures that Batman was looking for. "I've been getting these stupid telephatic messages and I've traced them to this factory. Will you help me investigate?"

Garlic Bread

Round 2 Word List:

Number:
Adjective:
Noun:
Verb (past tense):
Verb ending in "ing":
Verb ending in "ing":
Adjective:
Verb:
Verb:
Noun:
Verb ending in "ing":
Noun:
Adverb:
Adverb:
Verb:

Hensler

*giggle*

Garlic Bread

As cliché your words were, it worked for this sentence:

Before Batman could even screw, one of the creatures noticed him and started to bang him! Batman fucked back as quickly he could, but they were too gay.

Ringo

Hensler definitely won round 1.


ROUND PAGINAS DOS:

Number: 867-5309
Adjective: crazy
Noun: rubber stamp
Verb (past tense): bataranged
Verb ending in "ing": mind-numbing
Verb ending in "ing": flogging
Adjective: mighty
Verb: frolic
Verb: man-love
Noun: skinny girl
Verb ending in "ing": forcing
Noun: Ambush Bug
Adverb: quietly
Adverb: counter-intuitively
Verb: de-wang-inate

Hensler

*still giggling*

Munkus Beaver

Dammit Keith.

My bearlib worked perfectly.

Garlic Bread

There were 14 blanks and you gave me 13 words

Ringo

Munkus Beaver wrote:

Dammit Keith.

My bearlib worked perfectly.

Munkus Beaver wrote:

Batman was Coping. He was trying to learn what Fat things were happening at Wayne Industries. He discovered that three of the laboratory Bear were not what they seemed to be. They looked like Bears and were speaking a language that sounded like Ohshitbears. Even worse, they were Hugging and destroying the lab! Before Batman could even Ran, one of the creatures noticed him and started to Chew him! Batman Licked back as Gently he could, but they were too Thrust. He found himself starting to Slowly. Just then, Superman Bear-like appeared and came to his aid. "Thank you, Superman," Batman said. "But why are you here?" Superman explained that he was looking for the same alien creatures that Batman was looking for. "I've been getting these NO WORD GIVEN telephatic messages and I've traced them to this factory. Will you help me investigate?"

Not quite.


Also, I just noticed that it is "telephatic" not "telepathic" in there...

Fencingsax

Round 2 Word List:

Number: 42
Adjective: dour
Noun: clipper
Verb (past tense): accelerated
Verb ending in "ing": (this is called a gerund, by the way) twisting
Verb ending in "ing": producing
Adjective: mysterious
Verb: mark
Verb: scrape
Noun: Speaker
Verb ending in "ing": snuffling
Noun: bottle cap
Adverb: seriously
Adverb: nicely
Verb: staple

Garlic Bread

Ringo wrote:

Also, I just noticed that it is "telephatic" not "telepathic" in there...

So I made a typo

I just made one typing that sentence

Ringo

But telephatic almost sounds like a word.


UNPOSSSIBLE!

Munkus Beaver

Ringo wrote:

Munkus Beaver wrote:

Dammit Keith.

My bearlib worked perfectly.

Munkus Beaver wrote:

Batman was Coping. He was trying to learn what Fat things were happening at Wayne Industries. He discovered that three of the laboratory Bear were not what they seemed to be. They looked like Bears and were speaking a language that sounded like Ohshitbears. Even worse, they were Hugging and destroying the lab! Before Batman could even Ran, one of the creatures noticed him and started to Chew him! Batman Licked back as Gently he could, but they were too Thrust. He found himself starting to Slowly. Just then, Superman Bear-like appeared and came to his aid. "Thank you, Superman," Batman said. "But why are you here?" Superman explained that he was looking for the same alien creatures that Batman was looking for. "I've been getting these NO WORD GIVEN telephatic messages and I've traced them to this factory. Will you help me investigate?"

Not quite.


Also, I just noticed that it is "telephatic" not "telepathic" in there...

I seemed to have missed a word, so NO WORD GIVEN should have been around thrust. And I used ran instead of run.

Garlic Bread

Munkus you are the worst writer ever

hand in your badge

Hensler

Heh heh heh, he said "Thrust" heh

Garlic Bread

guys i am hella tired and don't feel like typing up the story right now so I will do it tomorrow

robosagogo

Keith was up all night Verbing the Adjective Noun, and boy is his Noun tired!

Garlic Bread

Keith was up all night playing the damn Trivial Pursuit, and boy is his penis tired!