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We hate all the orphans [Tabletop RPGs and Gaming]

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edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Welcome to the latest SE++ tabletop RPGs and gaming thread!

Wherein we discuss games that inhibit us from the act of sex

Wherein we link awesome items meant to deprive us of hardearned money
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Buy that shit!

Wherein others will call us nerds



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INTRODUCING THE LATEST CLASS:

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Dungeon Master
“My mind is filled with deadly little mazes.”

Class Features:
Roll: Controller.
Power Source: Labrynal.
Key Abilities: Wisdom, Intelligence, Charisma
Armor Proficiencies: Cloth, Leather
Weapon Proficiencies: Scythe, Longsword, Crossbow
Implements: Ornaments
Bonus to Defense: +2 Will

Hit Points at 1st Level: 10 + Constitution Score
Hit Points per Level Gained: 4
Healing Surges per Day: 6 + Constitution Modifier

Trained Skills: Dungeoneering. From the class skills list below, choose three more trained skills at 1st level.
Class Skills: Bluff (Cha), Dungeoneering (Wis), Insight (Wis), Intimidate (Cha), Nature (Wis)

Class Features: Lair, Modus Operandi

Lair
Each Dungeon Master has the ability to draw forth a burst of Labrynal power that warps and twists the world around him, allowing him to establish a area in which he can control the very nature of reality. All Dungeon Masters begin with the Establish Lair power.
Establish Lair Dungeon Master Feature
You slam a fist into the ground, causing the terrain around you to shift and reshape…
At-Will * Arcane, Zone
Standard Action Close burst 3
Effect: You establish a Lair, cosmetically altering the terrain within the area of the burst, and claiming it as your personal realm. Any powers with the Lair keyword may be used within, and only within, the area of this burst. Ranged powers with the Lair keyword can be used on any square within your layer that you can accurately perceive, and may originate from any square within your Lair that you can accurately perceive. You may dismiss you lair as a Minor Action. Your Lair lasts until it is dismissed, until you leave the Lair, or until you establish a new Lair using this power.
You may choose a specific cosmetic adjustment to the area within the burst whenever you use this ability to establish a Lair. The Lair retains the underlying layout and contents of the area, but its details may be changed – grassy plains can become a platform of stone bricks, a river may become a stream of blood, etc.
You may not create or destroy anything, and anything altered returns to normal when the Lair is dismissed. Damaging or hindering terrain remains damaging or hindering, though the precise cosmetic effects of this may change. The same holds true for traps.
Level 11: Establish Lair Becomes Close Burst 4.
Level 21: Establish Lair Becomes Close Burst 5.
Special: You may use this power once per round.

Modus Operandi
Dungeon Masters wield Labrynal energy that shifts and alters reality, but not all Dungeon Masters agree on exactly how reality should be shifted.
Choose one of the following Modus Operandi.
Worldweaver Modus: You gain the Crawling Keep Dungeon Master power.
Hordeleader Modus: You gain the Chosen Champion Dungeon Master feature.

Crawling Keep Dungeon Master Feature
With a flick of your wrist, you send tendrils of Labrynal energy seeping out into the world.
At-Will * Labrynal
Move Action Special
Effect: You claim another square as part of your Lair. This square must be adjacent to an already claimed square.

Chosen Champion Dungeon Master Feature
With a nod of your head, you infuse an ally with Labrynal energy, marking him as your champion.
Encounter * Labrynal, Polymorph
Minor Action Ranged 10
Target: One ally
Effect: You claim the target ally as your champion. The target’s square is considered part of your Lair, as is each square adjacent to him. The target undergoes some minor cosmetic change to associate him with you Lair, such as glowing eyes, redesigned armor, or a gaunt, skeletal appearance. This effect lasts until it is dismissed, until you take an extended rest, or until your champion dies.

Dungeon Master Powers
Your powers are known as warps.

Level 1 At-Will Warps

Flame Spout Dungeon Master Attack 1
A twist of your foot brings great gouts of flame bursting from the floor of your lair.
At-Will * Labrynal, Implement, Fire, Lair
Standard Action Area 2 squares within Lair
Attack: Wisdom vs. Reflex
Hit: 1d6 + Wisdom modifier fire damage.
Level 21: 2d6 + Wisdom modifier fire damage.
Effect: Until the end of your next turn, any creature entering the affected squares takes your Intelligence modifier fire damage.

Draining Lure Dungeon Master Attack 1
With a curl of your finger, the enemy is drawn ever deeper into you lair.
At-Will * Labrynal, Implement, Psychic
Standard Action Ranged 15
Attack: Wisdom vs. Will
Hit: 1d6 + Wisdom modifier psychic damage and the enemy is pulled 1 square.
Level 21: 2d6 + Wisdom modifier psychic damage.
Special: This power can be used as a ranged basic attack.

Poison Barrage Dungeon Master Attack 1
Thousands of poison-tipped needles bear down on your foes, bursting from the walls, ceiling, and floors.
At-Will * Labrynal, Implement, Poison, Lair
Standard Action Area burst 1 within Lair
Attack: Wisdom vs. Fortitude
Hit: 1d8 + Wisdom modifier poison damage.
Level 21: 2d8 + Wisdom modifier poison damage.

Blade Pillar Dungeon Master Attack 1
A spinning pillar of vicious blades rises from the floor.
At-Will * Labrynal, Implement, Lair
Standard Action Ranged
Effect: You create a pillar of spinning blades. The pillar occupies 1 square and lasts until the end of your next turn. Each enemy that moves into a square adjacent to the pillar takes 1d6 + your Wisdom modifier damage.
Level 21: 2d6 + Wisdom modifier damage.

Sliding Stones Dungeon Master Attack 1
The ground within your lair shifts and rearranges…
At-Will * Labrynal, Implement, Lair
Standard Action Area Lair
Target: Each creature in area
Hit: 1d6 + Intelligence modifier damage and the target is slid 1 square.

Level 1 Encounter Warps

Teleportation Sigil Dungeon Master Attack 1
An eldritch symbol shines on the ground below the target.
Encounter * Labrynal, Implement, Psychic
Standard Action Ranged
Target: One creature
Attack: Wisdom vs. Will
Hit: 1d8 + Wisdom modifier psychic damage and the target is teleported to an unoccupied square within your lair.

Sliding Blade Dungeon Master Attack 1
A curved blade arcs out from a seam in the ground.
Encounter * Labrynal, Implement
Standard Action Area wall 5 within Lair
Target: Each creature in wall
Attack: Wisdom vs. Reflex
Hit: 1d6 + Wisdom modifier damage, and the target is slid 1 square.

Raise Pillars Dungeon Master Attack 1
The ground erupts upwards, forming into two great pillars.
Encounter * Labrynal, Implement
Standard Action Area two squares within Lair
Target: Each creature in area
Attack: Wisdom vs. Reflex
Hit: 2d6 + Wisdom modifier damage, and the target is slid 1 square.
Effect: The area is filled with a 4-square-high pillar. The pillar blocks line-of-sight, and provides cover as normal. It lasts until the Lair is dismissed.
Worldweaver Modus: You create a number of low walls equal to your Intelligence modifier. These may be placed on the edge of any square in your Lair, and last until the Lair is dismissed. These low walls grant cover as normal, and moving over one costs 1 extra square of movement.

Assemble Horde Dungeon Master Attack 1
A burst of labrynal energy washes across your Lair, searing your enemies, and forging your allies into an unstoppable horde.
Encounter * Labrynal, Polymorph, Implement
Standard Action Area Lair
Target: Each enemy in Lair
Attack: Wisdom vs. Will
Hit: 1d6 + Wisdom modifier damage.
Effect: Each ally in burst gains a +2 power bonus to AC until the end of your next turn. Allies affected by this power take on some minor cosmetic change to link them to your Lair, such as glowing eyes, redesigned equipment, or altered skin color.
Hordeleader Modus: The bonus to AC equals 1 + your Charisma modifier, and your Champion receives a +1 power bonus to his attack rolls.

Level 1 Daily Warps
Acid Pool Dungeon Master Attack 1
A patch of ground within your domain transforms into a bubbling pool of acid.
Encounter * Labrynal, Implement, Acid, Zone
Standard Action Area burst 1 in Lair.
Target: Each enemy in Lair
Attack: Wisdom vs. Fort
Hit: 1d6 + Wisdom modifier acid damage.
Effect: The area in the burst sinks 1 square and fills with corrosive liquid, becoming a pool of acid. Any creature that enters the pool or starts its turn there is subject to another attack. The pool lasts until the Lair is dismissed.

Beginner’s Gauntlet Dungeon Master Attack 1
A rush of labrynal energy sweeps out across your lair, damaging enemies, and laying out deadly hazards.
Encounter * Labrynal, Implement
Standard Action Area
Lair
Target: Each enemy in Lair
Attack: Wisdom vs. Will
Hit: 1d6 + Wisdom modifier damage.
Effect: You may designate 5 squares in your Lair. Any creature entering or beginning their turn in these squares takes your Wisdom modifier in damage. These squares may do either physical, Fire, Acid, Poison, or Cold damage, depending on the type of hazard created – select one damage type when you designate the square. This effect lasts until the Lair is dismissed.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS

    also i think theolonius or whatever his dumb name is made a thread already.;

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm mildly irritated. Just mildly.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Throwing my support behind this thread.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DUBH I DUN GOT A LINK TO THE SULTAN GAMING TABLE'S COMPANY WEBSITE IF Y'ALL WANNA PUT DAT SHIT IN DA OP

    http://www.geekchichq.com/index.html

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2009
    Throwing my support behind this thread.
    Well okay then. :)

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Thanks, Bogey. :D

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So, anybody play in the Baltimore/DC area? Tabletop gaming is something I'd certainly like to get back into.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    So, I am currently trying to come up with a name for a race.

    They are basically brutish fey nomads hailing from the area of the Winterfey (Prince of Frost) in the Feywild.

    Currently I got Rimelings, but that is pretty lame. Any better suggestions?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I feel so special, right now.


    Added Sultan (Satan) Table website beneath the orgasm-inducing picture.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    $9000 for that table? Geeeeeeez...

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So, I am currently trying to come up with a name for a race.

    They are basically brutish fey nomads hailing from the area of the Winterfey (Prince of Frost) in the Feywild.

    Currently I got Rimelings, but that is pretty lame. Any better suggestions?
    Donglers.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So, I am currently trying to come up with a name for a race.

    They are basically brutish fey nomads hailing from the area of the Winterfey (Prince of Frost) in the Feywild.

    Currently I got Rimelings, but that is pretty lame. Any better suggestions?
    Donglers.

    Wangmen.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    $9000 for that table? Geeeeeeez...

    Hahaha, oh man. The base model is like 11k duder. The top of the line? 14, almost 15.


    edit: Runrunrun, call them fuckers Kaltefae. It's a sort of corruption of the German words for cold and fairy.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can't I just have sex with them for it?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    We should all pitch in and have a contest to earn a lucky bastard that gaming table.

    Edit: If we had that table, I'd have to keep a bucket of cold water to keep Mori and Janson off of it.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That'd be cool. All like SE++ CHRISTMAS LOTTERY GIVE-AWAY!

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Those Sultan tables are the most ridiculously priced things.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Ya, it's basically just a table with boards and drawers. You can build that for less than 1k.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

    Except for the fact that it would be shit.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

    Also +2 to your Charisma because of sexy carpenter hands and muscles!

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

    Except for the fact that it would be shit.

    If you suck at building shit, yeah. Shit, you could pay a professional carpenter to put that together for you and it'd still cost less than $14000 or whatever.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Except for the fact that it would be shit.

    Not if you know what you're doing.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I need to start a gaming group in my little island, man.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So, I am currently trying to come up with a name for a race.

    They are basically brutish fey nomads hailing from the area of the Winterfey (Prince of Frost) in the Feywild.

    Currently I got Rimelings, but that is pretty lame. Any better suggestions?
    Hoars?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Heirloom Quality has become a marketing phrase of indefinite meaning. As always we try to define our terms at Geek Chic, so marketing jibba-jabba doesn't make you feel as if you are in a game of three card monte.
    Heirloom Quality simply means we have constructed the piece with materials and joinery techniques that will outlast you.

    As an example, The Sultan Gaming Table is constructed with extensive dovetail joinery. Dovetails allow pieces that come together at 90 degrees to be fit together like puzzle pieces. In fact The Sultan is completely "dry fitted" before final glue up.Without a drop of glue The Sultan holds itself together. This kind of construction is not quick, but it does endure.

    We also use solid hardwoods on our tables. Most furniture today is made with veneers over plywood, particle board or even less desirable hardwoods. Damage that your furniture inevitably sustains can break through the veneer revealing the less attractive core. While all furniture, if used, will sustain wear and damage over it's life time, solid hardwoods often acquire a "character" in this process as natural dings and dents don't draw the eye. If, however, one day you decide that your furniture looks shabby, refinishing your furniture will result in a piece that is literally "good as new."

    There is one more benefit to heirloom quality furniture that we believe warrants mentioning. Heirloom quality is an essential step toward environmentally sound living. If you want to buy something that has low impact environmentally, buy something you don't intend to throw away.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Except for the fact that it would be shit.

    Not if you know what you're doing.

    In which case you would have already built something, or be undercutting them and making a mint.


    Seeing as no-one here is doing that, I'm going to go ahead and say any attempt made by someone here would be akin to a woodwork project for mid teen year schoolwork.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well then, RunX3.

    Maybe you should construct some and give them away as presents to all your friends.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

    My grandfather was a carpenter. He could have build something similar.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

    My grandfather was a carpenter. He could have build something similar.

    No one is questioning whether or not a CARPENTER could build a TABLE.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

    My grandfather was a carpenter. He could have build something similar.

    No one is questioning whether or not a CARPENTER could build a TABLE.

    I bet you jesus couldn't even make a fucking three legged stool.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

    My grandfather was a carpenter. He could have build something similar.

    No one is questioning whether or not a CARPENTER could build a TABLE.

    I bet you jesus couldn't even make a fucking three legged stool.

    And he had plenty of experience with hammers and wood!

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

    Also +2 to your Charisma because of sexy carpenter hands and muscles!

    This explains so much about Jesus.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, it would tramautize my kid group if I actually killed on of their characters. Any death I've ever written has been grisly.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well, the best way to introduce the death mechanic to them would be to have a likable NPC join their group, and then die in a heroicly tragic manner.

    And why're you running a game for fifth graders anyway? Is it part of an Above the Influence campaign?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nope. My boss used to be a geek back in th' day, and we work at an afterschool program. I try to get a short game in once a week.

    The real question is: Why not?

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Corrupting the youth, to worship Satan and listen to rock 'n roll. Can't start early enough.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My friend's parents actually thought I was a devil worshiper because I brought some Mage books over one night. In hindsight, I guess The Book of Madness wasn't a good call but still...

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My friend's parents actually thought I was a devil worshiper because I brought some Mage books over one night. In hindsight, I guess The Book of Madness wasn't a good call but still...

    At least it wasn't the D&D 3rd ed book: The Book of Vile Darkness.

    It've been Military school for you, young man!

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