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Everyone Poops (like me?)

Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
I have no idea if there is another thread that I should be posting in or not, but it seems like a kind of odd question to ask so here goes.

My poops are pretty large (about 12-16 inches long approx.) which seems really long to me. I know that the smaller your poops are the more efficiently your body is working, and that's why I'm concerned. I go to the bathroom about once every other day, and I was of the opinion that it was healthier to go once a day.

I know that going to the doctor is always a better option, but I don't want to pay the co-pay to ask a question like this.

I should say that I've been like this for years now, and I don't feel sick or anything. I was just wondering if this was an ominous sign or I should change my diet.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I know that the smaller your poops are the more efficiently your body is working, and that's why I'm concerned.

    I never heard nothing like that before. You sure that is true?

    I think it is just a function of how long you are waiting to go. You could probably just make yourself go every day if you wanted.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I have no idea if there is another thread that I should be posting in or not, but it seems like a kind of odd question to ask so here goes.

    My poops are pretty large (about 12-16 inches long approx.) which seems really long to me. I know that the smaller your poops are the more efficiently your body is working, and that's why I'm concerned. I go to the bathroom about once every other day, and I was of the opinion that it was healthier to go once a day.

    I know that going to the doctor is always a better option, but I don't want to pay the co-pay to ask a question like this.

    I should say that I've been like this for years now, and I don't feel sick or anything. I was just wondering if this was an ominous sign or I should change my diet.

    Poop size is less important than consistancy. If your poops are monolithic, it means they're probably firm, which is a sign of a good diet.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Everyone poops differently, but you seem to be in the range of normal.
    Are your poops solidish and brownish?

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  • Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Everyone poops differently, but you seem to be in the range of normal.
    Are your poops solidish and brownish?

    Yes my poops are usually VERY solid. I usually wouldn't have to wipe if I weren't worried about it. and a brownish color.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You usually wouldn't have to wipe?
    Weird... but probably normal. Might you be getting enough fluids?

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  • stawkstawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I have no idea if there is another thread that I should be posting in or not, but it seems like a kind of odd question to ask so here goes.

    My poops are pretty large (about 12-16 inches long approx.) which seems really long to me. I know that the smaller your poops are the more efficiently your body is working, and that's why I'm concerned. I go to the bathroom about once every other day, and I was of the opinion that it was healthier to go once a day.

    I know that going to the doctor is always a better option, but I don't want to pay the co-pay to ask a question like this.

    I should say that I've been like this for years now, and I don't feel sick or anything. I was just wondering if this was an ominous sign or I should change my diet.

    Poop size is less important than consistancy. If your poops are monolithic, it means they're probably firm, which is a sign of a good diet.

    wait... i thought people say sort of soft is good

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  • proXimityproXimity Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    From Wikipedia:
    The seven types of stool are:

    * Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
    * Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
    * Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
    * Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
    * Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
    * Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
    * Type 7: Entirely liquid

    Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5–7 being further tending towards diarrhea or urgency

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  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Soft is better, it puts less strain on the digestive tract and anus, and keeps fecal matter from compacting in the colon. The main thing as far as softness goes is that if you find yourself pushing a lot or you take a while to go to the bathroom, it's probably too firm. Fiber is the main nutrient for digestion, so stepping up your fiber intake a bit will help. It really doesn't take much, just a salad each day can help plenty.

    As far as your schedule, part of that is just what your body is used to. It is technically better to go once or twice a day, but every other day isn't any sign of trouble. I believe the general thought is that 3 days is the trouble spot: less is fine, though could maybe be better, more is when you need to start looking carefully at your diet. If you do decide to have more fiber, you might start going more often, or you might not.

    Edit: your body is pretty good at telling you there's a problem. If you feel uncomfortable or painful passing stool, you could go for a better diet.

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  • RookRook Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, definitely sounds like you might want to look at your diet a bit. Probably up the vegetable/fibre content of it.

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  • Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    See the problem area for the diet part is that I recently became a (loose) vegetarian. I know that it is in the realm of possibilities to still not be getting enough fiber in my diet, but my girlfriend (who is the most knowledgable strict vegetarian I know) has been helping me watch everything I eat, and I get as much fiber that's reccomended for my body index.

    I should add that I have a syndrome known as Nail Patella Syndrome. I have no idea if this can have an affect on how I poop.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    12-16 inches?! Wow!

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  • UnderdogUnderdog Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Would a fibre supplement fit into your vegetarian life? Might think of trying it for a while, just to see what changes it has.

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  • illigillig Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    12-16 inches?! Wow!

    hey! it's not the size that matters!

    ....

    what are we talking about again?

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2009
    Eat apricots.

    Other than fiber supplements or just eating foods with more fiber in them and trying for once a day, if there's no discomfort or bleeding or anything like that, I would just hang onto the question for later and ask it at your next physical when you're paying the copay anyway.

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  • RazielRaziel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Are you a big guy? I mean, I'm past 6'4" and 200 pounds, so it takes a bit more fuel to keep me going, so naturally I have more waste to crap out.

    As long as you're not straining for minutes on end to birth that sucker, you're probably fine.

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  • DemerdarDemerdar Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    12-16 inches?

    You have a gift, my friend.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Demerdar wrote: »
    12-16 inches?

    You have a gift, my friend.

    i have beat that, i am almost certain.

    bowel-problems are no laughing matter.

    as a child (read: 17) i was once constipated for 2 and 1/2 weeks.

    the way le poop had formed in my bowels made it near impossible to pass. and i was terrified. i won't get into my toilet-fear/intestines-falling-out-fear, but it made me just avoid the toilet as a whole during that.

    apparently i also had a huge vitamin deficiency. at the 2 week mark i started shaking violently all the time.

    anyway, that was a gross story. my point is that vitamins can help regularity/consistency, if you're worried about it. it helped me quite a bit, just to get "back on track" in regularity for a while. regularity is something most people take for granted.

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  • RazielRaziel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's over 14 Courics in weight!

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  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also, remember that too much fiber can cause constipation, or if you don't drink enough fluids.

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  • Torso BoyTorso Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If every couple days is normal and you don't feel ill or bloated, then chances are you're okay. What's also important is how hard you have to try (if you're always making fffffuuuuu faces then you're not good) and how long it takes (probably shouldn't have time to read anything more than 250 words).

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  • Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Demerdar wrote: »
    12-16 inches?

    You have a gift, my friend.

    Thanks. I'm a super pooper!

    A. I'm sure that fiber supplements aren't out of the question. We're not talking hardcore vegan here or anything.

    B. I'm 5'8", 125.5 lbs. (I know I'm very thin, but that is normal for me. PM me if you are really interested why I suppose.)

    C. I don't usually struggle to push them out. They actually come out very easy, and takes me only 5-10 minutes to poop out.

    It seems as though from your reactions that I'm fine, and more fiber isn't a bad idea. I'm sure I could be drinking more liquids too. Thanks for the advice. I was just kind wondering if I was like destroying my colon or anything.

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  • DragonPupDragonPup Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    More fiber, stay hydrated. But if you see blood, you want to get it checked out. Out of curiosity, is this a recent development, or has it been this way for a while?

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  • Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DragonPup wrote: »
    More fiber, stay hydrated. But if you see blood, you want to get it checked out. Out of curiosity, is this a recent development, or has it been this way for a while?

    It's been this way for a while now. 4-5 years I'd say.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Puberty will do things to a boy.

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just asked a colorectal nurse. She believes your poops are healthy poops. As long as it's not TOO hard and you're not struggling to push it out, you should not worry. A single long piece of poop is a good piece of poop.

    She also gave you a golf clap for it.

    She then went on to say that you're scarily skinny. I apologize for her being so mean.

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  • Smug DucklingSmug Duckling Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I always feel epic whenever I get a poop that long (not that often). Feels like my entire bowel is completely empty, it's wonderful.

    Adjusting fiber/fluids is an overreaction if you are not straining or having consistency issues. I wouldn't worry about it. If it ain't broke, why fix it?

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  • TheBigDaddyDowdTheBigDaddyDowd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This thread is useless without pics.


    As long as it doesn't hurt when you poop and no blood is present, you should be fine.

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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I can try to find the information again, but it's buried somewhere (probably in PubMed next to a Bristol stool chart): anywhere between 3 and 30 poops per week is considered healthy, with around 1 per day considered the most normal.

    ...This reminds of some other thing I found on PubMed relating to foods that increase flatulence and decrease smells and such.

    ...Actually, I think it was for another thread here about a roomate who had foul smelling trips to the bathroom.

    [edit]Turns out I was remembering this post, which doesn't have the fancy 'poops per week' information, unfortunately.[/edit]

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  • Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BEAST! wrote: »
    I just asked a colorectal nurse. She believes your poops are healthy poops. As long as it's not TOO hard and you're not struggling to push it out, you should not worry. A single long piece of poop is a good piece of poop.

    She also gave you a golf clap for it.

    She then went on to say that you're scarily skinny. I apologize for her being so mean.

    Well that sounds promising coming from someone who knows quite a bit about it.

    haha thankyou thankyou

    Yes I am. I do have a disorder that has an affect on my whole skeletal structure, and my body index.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Thus the avatar?

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  • DalbozDalboz Resident Puppy Eater Right behind you...Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This thread is making me feel like I have to take a dump.

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  • Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Thus the avatar?

    haha yea that's actually a real life picture of me.

    no it's called nail patella syndrome. it's pretty rare and has an affect on my whole body.

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  • DemerdarDemerdar Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just the other day I had a nice 12 incher :^:

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