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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    oh god flay, please tell me you took him home
    he crawled into your pocket

    ...
    :(

    Flay on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    oh god flay, please tell me you took him home
    he crawled into your pocket

    ...
    :(

    i am so disappointed :(

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If it makes it any better, the shelter I was working at had a strict policy of not putting any animals down.

    EDIT: This was already posted in the cute thread, but...

    I just don't know whether to D= or =D.

    2xEDIT: While I'm on the subject, it's kitten story time...

    My mum works with customs at the Sydney international airport. A while ago they were doing a routine check through a cargo container (or something similar, I don't know the specifics) when one of the group heard a sound. After a little bit of searching they found an entire litter of kittens hidden within some plastic wrapping near the back. These kittens were absolutely new; no more than a day or two old. The crate had come from Thailand, where the mother must have found her way in to the cargo facility, and figured that it was quiet and soft enough to settle down for a while.

    It's amazing that these kittens survived, considering the conditions that would have been in the cargo bay of an international flight. Admittedly, I'm not sure what these conditions would be like, but I get the impression that these areas are neither pressurised or heated. And here they were, crawling blindly and mewing for a mother who, by the looks of it, was nowhere in sight.

    After reporting the unexpected shipment of kittens, the group started discussing things, but...

    NSFHeartstrings
    ... eventually an airport official came along. Australia's quarrantie laws are very stict, and there was no way they could let a litter of kittens, possibly carring any number of foreign contaminants, in to Australia.

    I don't know if I should call them lucky or unlucky. To think, after surviving all that to make it to Australia, they only ended up living for a few days.

    Flay on
  • GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited May 2009
    Man, have you guys ever tried to join a yacht club? What a pain in the ass. Apparently, I need to know two people who are currently members and who are willing to sign my application as proposer and seconder. This is just as much of a pain as when I joined the Freemasons. I wonder if there's a goat involved in this initiation process too! In case you're wondering, I'm trying to join up at these two places:

    www.rhadc.bm
    www.rbyc.bm

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  • winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yay, My folks are dropping off my Jimmy Fallon painting at Rockefeller Plaza this morning! Hopefully someone at the NBC reception desk will give it to Jimmy rather than throwing in the dumpster :)

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    grifter: why?

    flay: How can you resist pocket kittens?

    PROX on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i'm so pissy today
    i don't even know why but i am seriously pissy as fuck today.

    my boss was sitting in the lunch room with me and someone goes "i'm surprised they didn't get you to draw a design for a coin" and he's like "what?" and the guy goes "well you're an artist"
    and i snort and go "yeah cause being a graphic artist makes you an illustrator"
    and guy goes "well i just figured you could draw anything"
    and i look at my boss and go "can you draw everything?" sarcastically
    and he glares at me and goes "i was drawing before you were born"
    and i'm like... i... that doesn't really mean anything, have you dedicated your whole life to it since before i was born?
    and he goes "well i drew 6 hours a day in college, i don't really do it anymore"
    and i was like "man 6 hours a day is nothing, i've been putting that in for years, on my own time"

    anyways, it got really catty, and i got defensive, and someone told me it's not a pissing contest, then i felt embarrassed
    why the fuck am i so defensive over this shit?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i'm so pissy today
    i don't even know why but i am seriously pissy as fuck today.

    my boss was sitting in the lunch room with me and someone goes "i'm surprised they didn't get you to draw a design for a coin" and he's like "what?" and the guy goes "well you're an artist"
    and i snort and go "yeah cause being a graphic artist makes you an illustrator"
    and guy goes "well i just figured you could draw anything"
    and i look at my boss and go "can you draw everything?" sarcastically
    and he glares at me and goes "i was drawing before you were born"
    and i'm like... i... that doesn't really mean anything, have you dedicated your whole life to it since before i was born?
    and he goes "well i drew 6 hours a day in college, i don't really do it anymore"
    and i was like "man 6 hours a day is nothing, i've been putting that in for years, on my own time"

    anyways, it got really catty, and i got defensive, and someone told me it's not a pissing contest, then i felt embarrassed
    why the fuck am i so defensive over this shit?

    Obligatory "It's your period" post.

    Alternately:

    Obligatory "Probably because you're a bitch" post.

    10Q!

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ovaries.

    Forbe! on
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i think you're both right
    they've been acting up a lot lately.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i guess he got sensitive about it or something,
    now i feel bad

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I do it sometimes, too, Alex. Sometimes it feels like I need to prove something, and in return I start acting like I know everything about everything. My room mate is notorious for this, he will argue everything, even if he knows he is wrong, just to keep face.

    I've nearly killed him because of it several times.

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  • brokecrackerbrokecracker Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I get mad when people try to help me. There is something wrong with my ego, for real. We all love you though Beavs.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i guess he got sensitive about it or something,
    now i feel bad

    You could apologize.

    I get those moments too. It stems from insecurity and I guess as an artist, the desire to not be understood. And beav, you lied, since you definitely could do a coin design.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i did apologize and he chose not to respond.
    oh well.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i did apologize and he chose not to respond.
    oh well.

    Well, i think this shows a lot of character. It takes a big person to apologize.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It takes an even bigger person to get stuck in a revolving door.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What's the shenanigans today folks

    I think I'm going to enter the contest this time

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    "i'm surprised they didn't get you to draw a design for a coin" and he's like "what?" and the guy goes "well you're an artist"
    and i snort and go "I GONNA BE ALL UP IN YO GRILL MO-FUCKERRR!"

    I guess the officially currency of Baconistan isn't going to get that adorable red panda nickel after all. :(

    Makes my violent rise to power almost not even worth it, really.

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  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wouldn't an adorable pink piggie be more appropriate?

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    No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Too close to the Feeeeelthy American Pig-Dog on the dollar.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It takes an even bigger person to get stuck in a revolving door.

    I love you

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So I got through about 30 negatives last night on my scanner and decided I was tired and went to bed. I woke up this morning and was going to warm up the scanning lamp so I could put in some scans before I went off to work and Blinking Red Light ahoy! I've been working through things from the software standpoint, but I think my lamp actually needs to be replaced...

    I have absolutely no luck with either scanners or printers.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Let me be the first to point and laugh at you.

    *points and laughs*
    Thank you.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It took the thing three weeks just to get here! Under 24 hours of use!

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Have you ever had one of those days where you realize that you're a terrible human being, and are completely fine with it?

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    when I discovered that my moral fibre was somewhere between onionskin paper and a wet kleenex?

    yes.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Moral Fibre makes me poop a lot.

    PROX on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think this is a milestone for me, like one of the many stages of growing up.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    Have you ever had one of those days where you realize that you're a terrible human being, and are completely fine with it?

    Nope! It's all guilt all the time for me- thanks, vaguely Catholic upbringing!

    Sometimes if I don't see someone coming to hold open a door for them in time, the guilt makes me cry on the inside!

    ...

    So whose head do you have in your freezer today, GF?

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  • melting_dollmelting_doll Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So I shouldn't be booking any Catholic churches eh, AoB?

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Well, maybe if you can find one with no doors.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think you two are engaged, you're just making pranks that you are and then saying that you aren't. I'm on to you!

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    NibCrom wrote: »
    I think you two are engaged, you're just making pranks that you are and then saying that you aren't. I'm on to you!

    It's just part of our ARG leading up to the announcement of our J-Punk band, Love Ambiguity.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You just shattered my entire universe.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I DONT KNOW IF LOVE EXISTS.

    First you and melting doll,
    Then I find out Bacon and Mully aren't married.

    PROX on
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So I might have the opportunity to buy a 12" x 17" scanner for real cheap, but I just bought a Wacom tablet. WHAT TO DO?

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Interestingly enough, I have a scanner I could sell you.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A 12" x 17" for possibly $200?

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    First you and melting doll,
    Then I find out Bacon and Mully aren't married.

    Stay tuned to find out who I'm not married to next!
    I am not married to so many people it will blow your mind.

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