First you and melting doll,
Then I find out Bacon and Mully aren't married.
Stay tuned to find out who I'm not married to next!
I am not married to so many people it will blow your mind.
But Polygamy is so in right now!
This doesn't have anything to do with the gaggle of shirtless sweaty fellows that live in your house, does it?
You assured me you were just running a shelter for burly firemen hit hard by the economy.
Why am I joining the club or why is it such a pain in the ass?
It's a pain in the ass because not only do I need to find these two people who have known me for at least two years but then I need to get six members of the bloody membership committee to meet me and sign my application saying that they've met me. Oh, and I have to speak to a group of members at some reception where I get introduced to these people for three minutes about my family background, job, reason for wanting to join and how many times I've sniffed my own farts to see if I could tell which meal was ready to be passed.
It's all about messy but apparently it's better than it once was. When my boss was applying he said that you had to get your proposer to organize this cocktail party where you could meet all of these membership committee people. Apparently, it was a real pain in the ass and cost an arm and a leg just to meet these people to see if they'd let you into the club.
I'm joining because I grew up sailing at this club. My grandmother was a member there and paid for my summer sailing lessons. I have a lot of fond memories there and want to be a member myself now. I should have tried to join earlier, to be honest. My entry fee would have been substantially less if I'd joined before I was 25. I'm joining now rather later because my entry feel will go up even more if I wait until after I'm 30.
Anyway, it's more of a time consumption issue than anything else. At least there's no goat involved like when I joined the Freemasons.
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edited May 2009
Speaking of vasectomies, my dog is getting one tomorrow.
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MustangArbiter of Unpopular OpinionsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
Man, I threw my back out again this morning, now I have to be crippled for the next 3 days. I'm going to start petitioning the higher powers on a redesign of the spine, it has been a flawed concept from the beginning and obviously didn't spend enough time in beta testing.
My dog is going to the vet tomorrow, but he already has no balls.
So some random dude came over today and showed us his 911 conspiracy movie. It was kinda cool because I've never seen anything about the no plane theory, but at the same time it's a 911 conspiracy movie.
My dog is going to the vet tomorrow, but he already has no balls.
So some random dude came over today and showed us his 911 conspiracy movie. It was kinda cool because I've never seen anything about the no plane theory, but at the same time it's a 911 conspiracy movie.
What kind of open door policy is that dude? Random people are just welcome in your house? Its still pretty cool, but do you not have locks on your doors like in Animal Crossing?
so i have an interview at a local toy company either tomorrow or monday
i know already that they probably won't be able to offer me as much money as the other place
but i will probably be considerably happier designing toys.
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Also, this is a joke as per the last page.
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But Polygamy is so in right now!
This doesn't have anything to do with the gaggle of shirtless sweaty fellows that live in your house, does it?
You assured me you were just running a shelter for burly firemen hit hard by the economy.
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It does man. You'll find it... or it'll find you.
I think you've confused "love" with "Carlos the Jackal".
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It's your own fault. I could have flown out to Cali with you but nooo, you were all, "take care of our love child[ren]!"
Psh. Like it's difficult to keep the basement door locked.
Love hits your heart every time.
Why am I joining the club or why is it such a pain in the ass?
It's a pain in the ass because not only do I need to find these two people who have known me for at least two years but then I need to get six members of the bloody membership committee to meet me and sign my application saying that they've met me. Oh, and I have to speak to a group of members at some reception where I get introduced to these people for three minutes about my family background, job, reason for wanting to join and how many times I've sniffed my own farts to see if I could tell which meal was ready to be passed.
It's all about messy but apparently it's better than it once was. When my boss was applying he said that you had to get your proposer to organize this cocktail party where you could meet all of these membership committee people. Apparently, it was a real pain in the ass and cost an arm and a leg just to meet these people to see if they'd let you into the club.
I'm joining because I grew up sailing at this club. My grandmother was a member there and paid for my summer sailing lessons. I have a lot of fond memories there and want to be a member myself now. I should have tried to join earlier, to be honest. My entry fee would have been substantially less if I'd joined before I was 25. I'm joining now rather later because my entry feel will go up even more if I wait until after I'm 30.
Anyway, it's more of a time consumption issue than anything else. At least there's no goat involved like when I joined the Freemasons.
You know about my problem with doors, Melty.
I'd try to be all polite and our freakish werewolf brood would end up terrorizing the town, and worse, possibly raising my rent.
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That part quite obviously comes from your side of the family.
Hey, you can't complain about it now, you're the one who said the silver condom was "uncomfortable."
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You guys should stop before this conversation turns into furry fanfiction.
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Why, are you getting....
hot under the collar?
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No....
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Well then, while you go out and grab yourself a vasectomy, I'll be cooking dinner for the furry little bastards.
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Don't let me stop you, I (apparently) have some sort of children-eqsue things to feed.
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[tiny]And I'm not even drunk[/tiny]
Hey!
Do I go to the zoo and insult YOUR kids?!
(this topic has gone on too far at this point methinks.)
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So some random dude came over today and showed us his 911 conspiracy movie. It was kinda cool because I've never seen anything about the no plane theory, but at the same time it's a 911 conspiracy movie.
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What kind of open door policy is that dude? Random people are just welcome in your house? Its still pretty cool, but do you not have locks on your doors like in Animal Crossing?
You have to ignore the DNA evidence.
By DNA I mean airplane pieces.
i know already that they probably won't be able to offer me as much money as the other place
but i will probably be considerably happier designing toys.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm