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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That is a fantastic TOTP.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    fucking kids

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    fucking kids

    Classy.

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  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    63 feet would probably cost $5-10 bucks.

    I didn't say spend the money, you fucking queer. I said buy. That involves putting on shoes, driving to a hardware store, getting fucking cable, bringing it home, routing it from the xbox to the router, tripping over it, taping it down, screaming swear words when someone else trips over it, taping it down again, screaming even more swear words when someone comes along and decides to clean up all the tape stuck to the floor, and then buying a new xbox because yanking it straight off the entertainment center three times has fucked it up once again, and then finally unplugging the fucking thing, trying to wrap it up, and finally putting it some place where I'll never fucking see it again.

    Okay, so now what part of I dont want to buy a fucking ethernet cable don't you understand?

    For starters, you could not be a dick about it.

    For finishers, you could shut the hell up and quit hounding me to spruce up my house like a nagging bitch of a girlfriend.

    Finish him!

    IF I WANTED YOUR OPINION I WOULD SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND ASK YOU HOW IT TASTED

    I want to see you say that to my face.

    Obs on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Obs, no-one can say anything to your face. They would be too busy laughing.
    <3

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    fucking kids

    Classy.

    I'm tired of your shit. Take your CDs and your clothes and your stuff and get the fuck out. This relationship is over. If it's any consolation, its not you, its me. Because I fucking hate you.

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  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Several people will attempt to say things to my face at PAX this year.

    Obs on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    Several people will attempt to say things to my face at PAX this year.

    Well don't disappoint those people. Go to PAX and wait for them.

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  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    Several people will attempt to say things to my face at PAX this year.

    Well don't disappoint those people. Go to PAX and wait for them.

    I'll be there. They know where to find me.

    Obs on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    Several people will attempt to say things to my face at PAX this year.

    Well don't disappoint those people. Go to PAX and wait for them.

    I'll be there. They know where to find me.

    And I know where to find them! YOUR MOMS HOUSE!

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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Unbiased third parties: Looking at this school, do you agree with my sister's German ex-boyfriend's assessment when he saw it for the first time, which was, "This isn't school....is prison!"

    I don't see the problem, that looks like a very good school.

    I mean it is a correctional institute right?

    Yeah Prison sounds like a valid description.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Why is Obs in my fucking chat thread! I thought he was too busy insulting me in the Gay Marriage thread in D&D.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    By the way, fuck that hot bartender who was pouring me free double gin and tonics last night. Fuck him real good.

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  • winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Anyone see the new Zelda concept art all the Nintendo geeks are raving on about? I saw it and was like "that looks shit". Concept art is becoming really repetetive these days. I swear, everyone uses the same 'custom' brushes and techniques.
    fullzelda.jpg

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, fuck hot free-drink-pouring bartenders!

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Anyone see the new Zelda concept art all the Nintendo geeks are raving on about? I saw it and was like "that looks shit". Concept art is becoming really repetetive these days. I swear, everyone uses the same 'custom' brushes and techniques.
    fullzelda.jpg

    Woah, is there another Zelda for the Wii coming out?

    I didn't hear anything about that during E3.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that really doesn't look like shit at all

    except for the words. those look tacked on.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    Anyone see the new Zelda concept art all the Nintendo geeks are raving on about? I saw it and was like "that looks shit". Concept art is becoming really repetetive these days. I swear, everyone uses the same 'custom' brushes and techniques.
    fullzelda.jpg

    Woah, is there another Zelda for the Wii coming out?

    I didn't hear anything about that during E3.

    IIRC, Miyamoto said something like, "We're not announcing a new Zelda game this year, but we hope to announce it next year", making it something of a Schrodinger's Cat of a game, in a state of being both announced and unannounced simultaneously. Then he showed this thing.

    All I get from the art is "Hey, a Zelda game with Link and someone else in it." Like, no shit.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This is like that "we're making Pikmin" comment from last year.

    EDIT: The movie audience was great this time around. My dad even shed a tear during the first ten minute segment, something I thought was impossible coming from a hard-ass roofing man such as himself.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All I get from the art is "Hey, a Zelda game with Link and someone else in it." Like, no shit.

    That's pretty much exactly my sentiment. I'm not sure why there'd be an uproar over this art - maybe if they'd redesigned Link or something, but...clearly they have not!

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it's really crappy, i'm surprised it's official

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  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The only thing that bothers me about that painting is that people are calling it "concept art". It's more like a mood painting or a rough of a marketing illustration than anything.

    I think calling it "crappy" is complete hyperbole.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All I get from the art is "Hey, a Zelda game with Link and someone else in it." Like, no shit.

    That's pretty much exactly my sentiment. I'm not sure why there'd be an uproar over this art - maybe if they'd redesigned Link or something, but...clearly they have not!

    You're still going to buy it. Well bacon anyways. I dont know if ND plays vidya games or not.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Scosglen wrote: »
    The only thing that bothers me about that painting is that people are calling it "concept art". It's more like a mood painting or a marketing illustration than anything.

    I think calling it "crappy" is complete hyperbole.

    Concept art nowadays is used for both.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Why is Obs in my fucking chat thread! I thought he was too busy insulting me in the Gay Marriage thread in D&D.

    lets make out in front of obs

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    splat
  • lyriumlyrium Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh yeah, there's nothing important in that image.

    hm. Seems funny though that Link isn't holding his famous sword. Odd though, that it doesn't stand out that a sword is missing from that image. That's a funny costume design on the girl too, isn't it. Hm. Wonder why she's the focal point instead of Link. It is a girl right?

    hm
    yep, pretty boring picture....

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hmmm

    Tam on
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Scosglen wrote: »
    The only thing that bothers me about that painting is that people are calling it "concept art". It's more like a mood painting or a rough of a marketing illustration than anything.

    I think calling it "crappy" is complete hyperbole.

    my bad, generic, and amateurish without a unique visual, significanlty lower than what i'd expect from nintendo... more like what i'd expect from midway.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    All I get from the art is "Hey, a Zelda game with Link and someone else in it." Like, no shit.

    That's pretty much exactly my sentiment. I'm not sure why there'd be an uproar over this art - maybe if they'd redesigned Link or something, but...clearly they have not!

    You're still going to buy it. Well bacon anyways. I dont know if ND plays vidya games or not.

    Fool, I play vidya games. I just don't have a Wii (but my friend does.........score!)...or any kind of console, really, except for an old Gameboy color and a DS. I play with my friends' console-games, though. I also play PC gamez.
    Scosglen wrote: »
    The only thing that bothers me about that painting is that people are calling it "concept art". It's more like a mood painting or a rough of a marketing illustration than anything.

    Yes on this, too.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    All I get from the art is "Hey, a Zelda game with Link and someone else in it." Like, no shit.

    That's pretty much exactly my sentiment. I'm not sure why there'd be an uproar over this art - maybe if they'd redesigned Link or something, but...clearly they have not!

    You're still going to buy it. Well bacon anyways. I dont know if ND plays vidya games or not.

    I doubt it, I never really got into Zelda.

    I still have a copy of the last Zelda game which I got for Christmas, never played it because I don't have a Wii, and being able to play it is not really worth the money.

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  • winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'll just make a prediction about this upcoming Zelda. *note, i do not work for Nintendo, so this is ONLY speculation....

    You play as a young teen/adult, you live in a village, nobody likes you, but you have one special friend. You leave your home, and travel through a magical land, collecting rupees, and finding ancient items used by some old hero who we first met in 1998 (forget the others who have come along, their story dont mean shite now) and you need to kill an evil man and save a beautiful princess. The end.

    Dont worry if you miss this game, they'll re-make it in another 5 years anyway.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The one for the Wii felt souless. It was like all the elements were there, but it was missing that certain 'oomph' factor that the others had.

    Felt like a carbon copy more than anything.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Good fucking God.

    Not that anybody likely cares, but my sister found a 70's recruitment video for my old high school on Youtube.
    I thought high school was depressing enough before, without the "Vietnam War strafing run" film stock. D: Just watching this kind of makes me want to kill myself.

    Unbiased third parties: Looking at this school, do you agree with my sister's German ex-boyfriend's assessment when he saw it for the first time, which was, "This isn't school....is prison!"

    EDIT: And I didn't get no fucking "outdoor lab" what the hell?

    Wait, what kind of High School has a recruiting video? Did you go to some Starship Troopers inspired school, or some such?

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    A private high school for the kids of moderately well-off, vaguely Catholic fuckholes.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    those people are struggling to find words to explain the school

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    splat
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    those people are struggling to find words to explain the school

    Well if they ever update their recruitment materials, they are welcome to my much more concise and to the point summary in my preceding post.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    those people are struggling to find words to explain the school

    Well if they ever update their recruitment materials, they are welcome to my much more concise and to the point summary in my preceding post.

    they should have a slightly neurotic kid in the interview screaming for 50 seconds with him staring at nothing in particular

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    splat
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Yes.

    EDIT: Yes.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    dead night tonight. assume you fuckers have something better to do than entertain me on a friday night.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You'd think!

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    Cheese.
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