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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh snap! We're speaking loomdun now! Bloop bleeeeparoooodle.

    MT: Really anyone can be called mother fucker or asshole, male or female. But, I think it's just more used with men because... we're more likely to be mother fuckers (see Metal) or assholes (see Metal). Really they're both just a harsh way of saying, "Not cool dude" or "that was not very nice at all sir" and likewise, "please go fuck yourself when you get a chance".

    Meh. I've been called worse by bigger men.

    Metalbourne on
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    according to the first half dozen results on the etymology of motherfucker, the origins of the phrase have yet to be traced. multiple sources list it being related to slavery, i call bullshit on that.

    as early as 1918, it was apparently used to describe simply despicable men.

    I still hold the opinion that in the literal sense, it'd be very oedipal.

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  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    DMAC wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    DMAC wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    I don't use swear words, much less in English.... but I'm curious about the word asshole & mother fucker. It seems that every time I hear someone in a movie use them its directed towards a man. Can a girl be an asshole/mother fucker too?


    Due to divorce rates rising in the United States, more and more men are becoming motherfuckers do to the increasing number of single mothers. So the word has lost a bit of it's impact.

    It's not like the 1950s anymore where being a motherfucker would be a truly bad thing.

    I'm pretty sure it's a reference to someone fucking their own mother which is still fairly taboo, even today.


    I really doubt that.

    I've always though of it as a person who fucks any mother, instead of a nice young single woman.

    Like a father?

    Fathers get exceptions when it's their own wives

    Obs on
  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    I just want it to be clear to anyone reading this that if I call you a motherfucker, I'm implying that you have sex with your own mother.

    DMAC on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Technically we've all been inside our mothers vajayjays at least once

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Technically we've all been inside our mothers vajayjays at least once

    In elementary school I asked people "Have you ever been neck deep in pussy?"

    When they give a shocked, "No!" I responded with, "You musta been an asshole baby, then."

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jesús, Metal! What kind of kid asks that in elementary school?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jesús, Metal! What kind of kid asks that in elementary school?

    Is that a rhetorical question or do I actually have to point to myself?

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ohhh silly jokes, silllly jokes

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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Technically we've all been inside our mothers vajayjays at least once

    If anyone's mom had a c-section they're probably exempt from that, and anyone born to a surrogate.

    Veritas on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well the womb is like... The cave, so its still inside it

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Loomdun is like a shark

    Tam on
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jesús, Metal! What kind of kid asks that in elementary school?

    That's a pretty standard playground joke in the states.

    Or at least it was in my elementary school.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Loomdun is like a shark

    The kind of shark that I wouldn't like to meet in a dark alley.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Like a.. loan shark?

    I'm confused.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jesus Christ, you peons need to go back and learn your Scripture:

    adckck.jpg

    Tam on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh snap! We're speaking loomdun now! Bloop bleeeeparoooodle.

    MT: Really anyone can be called mother fucker or asshole, male or female. But, I think it's just more used with men because... we're more likely to be mother fuckers (see Metal) or assholes (see Metal). Really they're both just a harsh way of saying, "Not cool dude" or "that was not very nice at all sir" and likewise, "please go fuck yourself when you get a chance".

    Meh. I've been called worse by bigger men.

    I was more joking anyways.

    I would love to meet a shark in a dark alley. I actually ate a shark last weekend.

    Prospicience on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sharksss

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh snap! We're speaking loomdun now! Bloop bleeeeparoooodle.

    MT: Really anyone can be called mother fucker or asshole, male or female. But, I think it's just more used with men because... we're more likely to be mother fuckers (see Metal) or assholes (see Metal). Really they're both just a harsh way of saying, "Not cool dude" or "that was not very nice at all sir" and likewise, "please go fuck yourself when you get a chance".

    Meh. I've been called worse by bigger men.

    I was more joking anyways.

    I would love to meet a shark in a dark alley. I actually ate a shark last weekend.

    I guess an aquatic animal equipped with only gills would be rather easy to take on in an alley... wouldn't it.

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Oh snap! We're speaking loomdun now! Bloop bleeeeparoooodle.

    MT: Really anyone can be called mother fucker or asshole, male or female. But, I think it's just more used with men because... we're more likely to be mother fuckers (see Metal) or assholes (see Metal). Really they're both just a harsh way of saying, "Not cool dude" or "that was not very nice at all sir" and likewise, "please go fuck yourself when you get a chance".

    Meh. I've been called worse by bigger men.

    I was more joking anyways.

    I would love to meet a shark in a dark alley. I actually ate a shark last weekend.

    I guess an aquatic animal equipped with only gills would be rather easy to take on in an alley... wouldn't it.

    rapture.jpg

    Tam on
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Arg... Lost my wallet today and had to spend five hours getting it back. I had work to do damnit. :x

    Flay on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I forgot how much I like hoodies.

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hoodies are like my second skin. I mostly like them because they're both a sweatshirt, and a hat. When you have crazy caveman hair like me, things to cover your head with tend to come in handy.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I forgot how much I like boobies.

    e: That was #1161 from my "highbrow humour" series.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am all of sudden quite saddened by the lack of hoodies with boobie graphics in the world.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I like hoodies because they make anyone look tougher and more anti-social.

    Metalbourne on
  • SonicSonic Absentee Landlord Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I like hoodies because they make anyone look tougher and more anti-social.

    Yeah, who'd want to fuck with this guy!?
    batman-hoodie.jpg

    Not me!

    Sonic on
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I cleaned my office. You can actually walk around in it!

    NibCrom on
  • KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    david carridine died with a rope tied around his dick.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    david carridine died with a rope tied around his dick.

    That's what you call 'well hung'.
    I am a terrible person. D:

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  • SonicSonic Absentee Landlord Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Why do people make things like that public? Really? What good does it serve other than to sully people's memory of an icon. I started to read that on digg a few days ago and then stopped myself thinking: "I don't need to know that. That doesn't matter. He was David fucking Carridine and now he's dead and that's a shame. I'm going to go have a Kill Bill double feature now."

    Sonic on
  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Just checked out your new site design, Sonic. Very cool stuff so far.

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DMAC wrote: »
    Just checked out your new site design, Sonic. Very cool stuff so far.
    Ooo, I agree. Nice one [edit:]Sonic. That and your other site designs make me want to try designing a website for fun. I haven't spent any time on graphic design in a while.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    david carridine died with a rope tied around his dick.

    That's what you call 'well hung'.
    I am a terrible person. D:

    :mrgreen: Haha. Whoooo, up top! *highfives*
    And here I thought you had been making such progress.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I really wish people would believe me when they ask me how something mechanical works and I tell them.

    Lets just get this out there: Your windshield wipers are controlled by a small electric motor. The motor doesn't "go back and forth" it just turns at the speed its set at. Yes, you can make mechanical things do that without "Computers" "Chips" "Sensors" or any other catch-all terms that people try to use but is really just trying to avoid the word "magic". It's not helping to avoid looking stupid.

    And yes, I would know how the fucking things work. I tore apart a truck once in order to take a look for myself.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think that girl I was in a car crash with and dumped that very night keeps calling me from odd numbers.

    *Ring*
    -Hello?
    -Rivera?
    -No
    -Oh.... sorry.....
    -Don't worry, have a good evening
    -..........[tiny]i love you[/tiny]........

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man, some people have all the luck.

    ..I wish I had an MT-style stalker.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't, So laafa accepted me, yay

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Congrats loomie.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hello AC!

    how are you this fine day?

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