I am going to teach you today how to live like a king
What you need to do is go to a grocery store
and go to the butter area and near that will be
these things take like 10 minutes to make
and are heavenly in character
they also cost like 3 dollars
and also
get some like
awesome sodas
that have like real fruit juice
and sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup
they will be in a soda aisle they're normally bottled in like 4s
those are really good too
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but my stash grows small
i need more
why would you drink sugary shit and then wolf down sugary dough?
gotta get some milk action going here, and then you'll be in business
that's because you can't even complete step 1
YOU'RE THE DRUNK THREADS
How am I going to do that while being fat and cheap.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
but
you'll be king of the trailer park fatties!
by tom kusu
asi waondered your lonely isles
wishing i had dollars (and cents) to spend
a helpful clerk looked up at me and
noticing my wistful look
asked "may i help you sir
for you seem lost and ill at ease"
and i did not reply.
i wandered past your helpful clerk
and in the store, i found
nestled in a seedy nook
candies in containers laid bare
so i looked around the barren isle
making sure no one could see my crime
i snuck anhandful of your candied goods
and to this day i must say
i would do it all again to taste
your sour gummi candy worms
30 Helens agree
is shit that is gooood
i do not believe this is a credible metric
you like puttin together your own cinnamon rulls until you get to the end and that on piece si totally missing
ikea is a culinary wonderland
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
a poem
every poem
a
I had to work this over in my head a few times to figure out you weren't talking about some kind of kit you could buy
and sky is bright
gonna have some fun
show you how its done
T
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cant remember the actual words
shut up
by tom kusu
shut up dude
with a stupid
name
due to my extreme proximity to an exemplary specimen
By Arne
So what
my name is Arne
Fine whateve
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Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
its like
a fetus
But you
you kinda used a kit there
8-)
1. Get your husband to make it for you
I know that you had the surgery on your chest but it still draws focus away
fat?
by this im ean america is fat
not you
So you get lil smokies, and a can of the crescent rolls (Pillsbury or generic really don't matter). When you open up the crescent roll, you cut them into little triangles. So each crescent is cut into about 7-8 triangles. Then roll the lil smokies up in them and stick them in the oven.
At 375 degrees (F) they will be awesome in 11 minutes, serve with bbq sauce and ketchup.
how to guide: get a good cup of tea
1. impossible
of some sort
never heard of such a thing