Okay guys, this is a how to guide:

KovakKovak did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
I am going to teach you today how to live like a king

What you need to do is go to a grocery store

and go to the butter area and near that will be

crispy01.jpg

these things take like 10 minutes to make

and are heavenly in character

they also cost like 3 dollars

and also

get some like

awesome sodas

that have like real fruit juice

and sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup

they will be in a soda aisle they're normally bottled in like 4s

those are really good too

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    this and terrible ugide

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i stockpiled york mints

    but my stash grows small

    i need more

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that's terrible

    why would you drink sugary shit and then wolf down sugary dough?

    gotta get some milk action going here, and then you'll be in business

    thanimations on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    this and terrible ugide

    that's because you can't even complete step 1

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    is THIS the drunk thread?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I could go in the kitchen, toss some flour and milk about and make a batch of tasty homemade biscuits in the time it took you to go buy those shits at the store you twit.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NO MULLY

    YOU'RE THE DRUNK THREADS

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I thought living like a king involved being surrounded by women.

    How am I going to do that while being fat and cheap.

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    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    this is a guide on how to possibly achieve mediocracy

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I thought living like a king involved being surrounded by women.

    How am I going to do that while fat and cheap.

    but

    you'll be king of the trailer park fatties!

    thanimations on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    god happymod

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    grocery store
    by tom kusu

    asi waondered your lonely isles
    wishing i had dollars (and cents) to spend
    a helpful clerk looked up at me and
    noticing my wistful look
    asked "may i help you sir
    for you seem lost and ill at ease"
    and i did not reply.
    i wandered past your helpful clerk
    and in the store, i found
    nestled in a seedy nook
    candies in containers laid bare
    so i looked around the barren isle
    making sure no one could see my crime
    i snuck anhandful of your candied goods
    and to this day i must say
    i would do it all again to taste
    your sour gummi candy worms

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kovak, if you're gonna get high and post topics you might as well videotape yourself masturbating for me

    30 Helens agree

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    some of them sour gummi worms

    is shit that is gooood

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited May 2009
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Kovak, if you're gonna get high and post topics you might as well videotape yourself masturbating for me

    30 Helens agree

    i do not believe this is a credible metric

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I like IKEA's cinnamon rolls

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i do not think you guys have even tried doing this

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    wrote a poem while drunk

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I like IKEA's cinnamon rolls

    you like puttin together your own cinnamon rulls until you get to the end and that on piece si totally missing

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I like IKEA's cinnamon rolls

    ikea is a culinary wonderland

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think the simplest way to be a king is to have a Dad who happens to be a king. From there on out its just a waiting game. Or a patricide game.

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    every post

    a poem

    every poem

    a

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I like IKEA's cinnamon rolls

    I had to work this over in my head a few times to figure out you weren't talking about some kind of kit you could buy

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    tis friday night
    and sky is bright
    gonna have some fun
    show you how its done
    T
    G

    I
    F!

    cant remember the actual words

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I think the simplest way to be a king is to have a Dad who happens to be a king. From there on out its just a waiting game. Or a patricide game.

    shut up
    by tom kusu

    shut up dude
    with a stupid
    name

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i for one realized immediately that cinnamon rolls did not come in kits

    due to my extreme proximity to an exemplary specimen

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fine whatever
    By Arne

    So what
    my name is Arne
    Fine whateve
    r

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    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    kovak yo shit so weak
    its like
    a fetus

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    shiiit

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    i for one realized immediately that cinnamon rolls did not come in kits

    due to my extreme proximity to an exemplary specimen

    But you

    you kinda used a kit there

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    i for one realized immediately that cinnamon rolls did not come in kits

    due to my extreme proximity to an exemplary specimen

    But you

    you kinda used a kit there

    8-)

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How to guide: Get a good cup of tea

    1. Get your husband to make it for you

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kovak, I saw that you grew some facial hair. It helps cover up some of the damage

    I know that you had the surgery on your chest but it still draws focus away

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    janson how is maerica
    fat?
    by this im ean america is fat
    not you

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My favorite breakfast snack/meal when I have people over is minitaure pigs in a blanket.

    So you get lil smokies, and a can of the crescent rolls (Pillsbury or generic really don't matter). When you open up the crescent roll, you cut them into little triangles. So each crescent is cut into about 7-8 triangles. Then roll the lil smokies up in them and stick them in the oven.

    At 375 degrees (F) they will be awesome in 11 minutes, serve with bbq sauce and ketchup.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    How to guide: Get a good cup of tea

    1. Get your husband to make it for you

    how to guide: get a good cup of tea

    1. impossible

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    fiz i like my facial hair and i feel it does do a thing

    of some sort

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    pigs in a blanket you say

    never heard of such a thing

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