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do you guys know what is the best (it is the ballad of gay tony)
the best is surprise hotties. what i mean by surprise hotties is finding a hottie in an unexpected place. like the other day i was getting some meds and this amazingly hot pharmacist took my order. i mean now she knows i have anxiety issues but geez, her rack!
Long time ago, early teens or so, I was chatting with some neighbor dudes while walking the dog, when this lady comes up to pet the dog. She kneels over, revealing a pretty nice rack, before walking off.
I joke to the guys, about wishing my dog was a bloodhound. They ask why, and I say "So I could hunt down that fox." They enjoyed my joke.
Long time ago, early teens or so, I was chatting with some neighbor dudes while walking the dog, when this lady comes up to pet the dog. She kneels over, revealing a pretty nice rack, before walking off.
I joke to the guys, about wishing my dog was a bloodhound. They ask why, and I say "So I could hunt down that fox." They enjoyed my joke.
At my favorite place to drink, known as "The Reef" there was an amazingly hot waitress. I never did know her name, but amongst my friends she was known as "hot-ass Reef chick."
And I mean that in the literal sense. Not only was she gorgeous in the face department she had an absolutely rocking body, like, it was the hottest ass to see swaggering away from a table as she walked back to the bar to get your drinks.
Iowa City used to be the capitol of Iowa until they moved it to the Western half of the state for some fucked up reason, to Des Moines. Great, now it's closer to Wyoming and Nebraska, well done.
Ah surprise hotties are awesome, just yesterday i was walking with Gantz in the supermarket when outta nowhere 2 fucking hot chicks were standing there. One wore this blue hot pants and the other some kinda mini skirt.
It's great when I go to the gym and end up having really hot ladies get on the treadmills on either side of me and my entire peripheral vision is just bouncing titties.
In my state all women look alike. I could look at a woman and say "dude, she's from V.". Well, not really, but there's a certain type of woman which is really, really prevalent here. Small, dark-haired, certain facial features.
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those are no good at all
Then again, I do also have to deal with crazy people and hobos.
bullshit it happens in retail
I worked retail and there were literally no perks
I would give back all the money I earned from working in retail to forget that I ever did it
I joke to the guys, about wishing my dog was a bloodhound. They ask why, and I say "So I could hunt down that fox." They enjoyed my joke.
I was way more confident in those days.
No, wait, that was a raccoon.
ahahaha oh my god
Must live in a retarded area. Even where I lived before, there were quite a few hot girls. Maybe it's working in a retail pharmacy. I dunno.
Hell, two days ago, there was this hot girl that decided to come in wearing a bikini. And she had just left from the ER. Classy.
To see them driven before you?
To hear the lamentations of their women?
i've actually punched people for saying this
you need to work in an area surrounded by fashion design schools
also in a store that sells fashion design supplies
also be lenient with your discounts if you know what i mean
And I mean that in the literal sense. Not only was she gorgeous in the face department she had an absolutely rocking body, like, it was the hottest ass to see swaggering away from a table as she walked back to the bar to get your drinks.
I miss you, hot ass Reef Chick.
Oh man I was watching some porn the other day and the girl came soooooo close to standing on his balls with her heels, it was scary.
Well I read that as jump, not lump, but it still stands.
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did it result in possible testicular cancer?
because otherwise he probably liked it
There are surprise hotties on every street and every street corner...
Rationally she probably wasn't super attractive, but in the bracket of bus drivers she was like a Goddess.
Where do you live so I can kill you and then live there too?
Seems kind of lame...but if you read the stuff that pops up in those quotes at the bottom...
It's our little secret.
edit: Being just a morning's drive, a straight shot west down the interstate from Chicago helps, though.
at least they left us with a cool venue
Sometimes it's better strategically to wait for a better opportunity to get away.
"Oh man I thought I was just really drunk last night but you're actually hot!"
Sara teaches a class.