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do you guys know what is the best (it is the ballad of gay tony)

MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
the best is surprise hotties. what i mean by surprise hotties is finding a hottie in an unexpected place. like the other day i was getting some meds and this amazingly hot pharmacist took my order. i mean now she knows i have anxiety issues but geez, her rack!

surprise hotties make every day great

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    surprise hot plates on the other hand

    those are no good at all

    Air on
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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Happens all the time in retail.

    Then again, I do also have to deal with crazy people and hobos.

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Legacy wrote: »
    Happens all the time in retail.

    Then again, I do also have to deal with crazy people and hobos.

    bullshit it happens in retail

    I worked retail and there were literally no perks

    I would give back all the money I earned from working in retail to forget that I ever did it

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Long time ago, early teens or so, I was chatting with some neighbor dudes while walking the dog, when this lady comes up to pet the dog. She kneels over, revealing a pretty nice rack, before walking off.

    I joke to the guys, about wishing my dog was a bloodhound. They ask why, and I say "So I could hunt down that fox." They enjoyed my joke.

    I was way more confident in those days.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was hosing out my dumpster once and this way hotty surprised my by jumping out of it!

    No, wait, that was a raccoon.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Long time ago, early teens or so, I was chatting with some neighbor dudes while walking the dog, when this lady comes up to pet the dog. She kneels over, revealing a pretty nice rack, before walking off.

    I joke to the guys, about wishing my dog was a bloodhound. They ask why, and I say "So I could hunt down that fox." They enjoyed my joke.

    I was way more confident in those days.

    ahahaha oh my god

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    answer to this title: meissnerd

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Meissbot, what is the best thing?

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Legacy wrote: »
    Happens all the time in retail.

    Then again, I do also have to deal with crazy people and hobos.

    bullshit it happens in retail

    I worked retail and there were literally no perks

    I would give back all the money I earned from working in retail to forget that I ever did it

    Must live in a retarded area. Even where I lived before, there were quite a few hot girls. Maybe it's working in a retail pharmacy. I dunno.

    Hell, two days ago, there was this hot girl that decided to come in wearing a bikini. And she had just left from the ER. Classy.

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    surprise hotties are pretty great

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    how about supplies bodies

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    wise yachties

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  • NumeroNumero Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    To crush your enemies?
    To see them driven before you?
    To hear the lamentations of their women?

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    a lump on your testicle is not the best

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    love

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Números wrote: »
    To crush your enemies?
    To see them driven before you?
    To hear the lamentations of their women?

    i've actually punched people for saying this

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Legacy wrote: »
    Happens all the time in retail.

    Then again, I do also have to deal with crazy people and hobos.

    bullshit it happens in retail

    I worked retail and there were literally no perks

    I would give back all the money I earned from working in retail to forget that I ever did it

    you need to work in an area surrounded by fashion design schools

    also in a store that sells fashion design supplies

    also be lenient with your discounts if you know what i mean

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    At my favorite place to drink, known as "The Reef" there was an amazingly hot waitress. I never did know her name, but amongst my friends she was known as "hot-ass Reef chick."

    And I mean that in the literal sense. Not only was she gorgeous in the face department she had an absolutely rocking body, like, it was the hottest ass to see swaggering away from a table as she walked back to the bar to get your drinks.

    I miss you, hot ass Reef Chick.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Enemies crushed, driven before you; lamentations of et cætera.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Seriously, I've been making that post for years.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    natek wrote: »
    a lump on your testicle is not the best

    Oh man I was watching some porn the other day and the girl came soooooo close to standing on his balls with her heels, it was scary.


    Well I read that as jump, not lump, but it still stands.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    a lump on your testicle is not the best

    Oh man I was watching some porn the other day and the girl came soooooo close to standing on his balls with her heels, it was scary.


    Well I read that as jump, not lump, but it still stands.

    did it result in possible testicular cancer?

    because otherwise he probably liked it

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I live in a city that is 48% under the age of 24. I shit you not.

    There are surprise hotties on every street and every street corner...

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was surprised to see a pretty attractive bus driver yesterday. I was all "well helloo."

    Rationally she probably wasn't super attractive, but in the bracket of bus drivers she was like a Goddess.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My town is so ugly that every hottie I see is a surprise.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I live in a city that is 48% under the age of 24. I shit you not.

    There are surprise hotties on every street and every street corner...

    Where do you live so I can kill you and then live there too?

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    I live in a city that is 48% under the age of 24. I shit you not.

    There are surprise hotties on every street and every street corner...

    Where do you live so I can kill you and then live there too?

    Seems kind of lame...but if you read the stuff that pops up in those quotes at the bottom...

    It's our little secret.

    edit: Being just a morning's drive, a straight shot west down the interstate from Chicago helps, though.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    America's tenth smartest city aye? Wow that puts in just slightly below Pompeii. Very impressive.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Iowa City used to be the capitol of Iowa until they moved it to the Western half of the state for some fucked up reason, to Des Moines. Great, now it's closer to Wyoming and Nebraska, well done.

    at least they left us with a cool venue
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  • AarslogAarslog Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ah surprise hotties are awesome, just yesterday i was walking with Gantz in the supermarket when outta nowhere 2 fucking hot chicks were standing there. One wore this blue hot pants and the other some kinda mini skirt.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pink pants are the best

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This thread gives me a weird kinda vibe.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's great when I go to the gym and end up having really hot ladies get on the treadmills on either side of me and my entire peripheral vision is just bouncing titties.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    In my state all women look alike. I could look at a woman and say "dude, she's from V.". Well, not really, but there's a certain type of woman which is really, really prevalent here. Small, dark-haired, certain facial features.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The best surprise hottie is the one you find in your bed the next morning and doesn't immediately break for the door.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Normally 6am at my track/gym is pretty bleak, tittie-wise, but there are a couple hotties who've been showing up for the last few weeks.

    Ruckus on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    The best surprise hottie is the one you find in your bed the next morning and doesn't immediately break for the door.

    Sometimes it's better strategically to wait for a better opportunity to get away.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    The best surprise hottie is the one you find in your bed the next morning and doesn't immediately break for the door.

    "Oh man I thought I was just really drunk last night but you're actually hot!"

    Ruckus on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    The best surprise hottie is the one you find in your bed the next morning and doesn't immediately break for the door.

    Sometimes it's better strategically to wait for a better opportunity to get away.

    Sara teaches a class.

    Ruckus on
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