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[MMA] 3 - Punching dicks for half an hour!

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    forrest beating rampage was just about the worst decision i've ever seen. that is one way that he didn't deserve to be in the ring with rashad.
    That's MMA math, so no. I'd nominate Bisping/Hammil as worst d ever, you can at least make an argument for Forrest/Rampage.
    the idea that showmanship is necessarily "dick" is just really foreign to me.
    That's where we differ I think. You see taunts as part of showmanship, I do not, so fair enough.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    you seem to be the only one that cares that he's black.
    yeah y'all are on some colorblind shit.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I guess I could see the racial argument if it were a fighter who hugely played into the stereotypes surrounding his ethnicity- like a black dude coming out in thug clothing with tear tattoos to gangster rap or a white fighter coming out to country music with a cowboy hat and a lasso shooting spittoon into a can.

    Wait I think I just described Heath Herring.

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can I still be racist against Herring if I'm white?

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Look Rashad comes off as arrogant and cocky because it seems that he is directly saying to his opponent

    "Hey i'm better than you!"

    Not so much in the fun way but in the bullying way. For example he made fun of Chuck Liddell after he beat him. There's no need for that. When you finish a fight you should always show some respect for your opponent. For example Genki Sudo does some silly shit in the ring but also shows respect for his opponents especially after the fight.

    No need to be insulting. Sure it's a mind game I guess but it can make you look like a bit of a dick.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    addendum

    no mma math would be if i said that forrest beat shogun who beat rampage so forrest is better than rampage. you know, some "by the transitive property of fightfinder..." bullshit. but your point is well taken.

    and yeah there are worse decisions. but i am of the school of thought where you have to really beat the champ to beat the champ. which he didn't. as far as title fights go, that was one of the worst decisions i've seen.

    but bisping/hammil was shit. but worst decision? i think as far as recent fights go i think i'd have to give it to gomi vs that russian nobody. but that's because sengoku's scoring system is retarded.

    usually bad decisions can be traced back to the scoring system. like randleman losing the decision to bas.

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah I dunno if I'd pick Forrest to win a rematch with Rampage. I don't mind champs getting narrowly beat though. If you had to KO a champ to take the belt it would only encourage every belt holder to fight like Tim Sylvia.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what i mean is if it's too close to call (jackson vs griffin wasn't) it should go to the champ.

    ufc is awful though so whatever.

    i can't wait for jackson vs machida.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what i mean is if it's too close to call (jackson vs griffin wasn't) it should go to the champ.

    ufc is awful though so whatever.

    i can't wait for jackson vs machida.

    Wow between this thread and the UFC video game thread you're wracking up a lot of incoherence points. Are you warming up a troll-mobile or is that just you?

    -

    Dream in a couple hours. There's no way to watch this on a delay (legally) without HDNet right?

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i thought the event started at 1am pst.

    and i don't know what a troll-mobile is unless you mean it in the like infant sense but even then i don't get what you mean i just sort of understand what sort of imagery you are trying to create.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bob Sapp's getting his introduction and the event just started on HDnet.

    I think there's a 30 minute delay.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Aaand one fight down. Result is not surprising. Announcers are saying that Conseco is getting a six figure paycheck. Fight hasn't started yet.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that was the best.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I can't believe I stayed up until 5 am to watch a textual play by play.

    ...

    It was worth it. Ahahahahahah!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I can't believe I stayed up until 5 am to watch a textual play by play.

    ...

    It was worth it. Ahahahahahah!

    Haha I just posted the same thing on my facebook.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    canseco coming out to wild thing carrying a baseball bat is just about the greatest thing i've ever seen.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh

    my

    god.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahaha i love the commentary.

    "you know, he did a good job. i think he got hit a few times and he's just not used to it."

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    holy shit jan nortje's entrance music is so funny.

    is that lil jon?

    edit: hahaha sokoudjou is the shit. i love when fighters punch around/through refs who are trying to stop the fight. some mike tyson shit.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    This female announcer is the best human being in the entire world.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    holy shit jan nortje's entrance music is so funny.

    is that lil jon?

    edit: hahaha sokoudjou is the shit. i love when fighters punch around/through refs who are trying to stop the fight. some mike tyson shit.

    :|

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    is this your first encounter with her? she's the best.

    ps i think it's already safe to say that dream9 is better than ufc 98. the super hulk tournament is the greatest fucking tournament ever. they could easily have the second and final rounds tonight without going over time.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    He's flailing his arm in the air while in side control. I'd have preferred an arm triangle but either way I lol'd.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I've never heard her before, no.

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    Agreed. 98 disappointed.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I expected a little more from Mark Hunt. That sonofabitch. Send him up against Don Frye or something I guess.

    edit: Goodness Organichu. You've never watched Pride then?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    DUE: I've seen many fights, but after the fact on video websites. I've never watched the intros or anything.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    war hunt :(

    oh well. at least one of the super hulks is moving on to the second round

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I am unreasonably entertained by hearing "what strategy will he have to employ to take Jay-Z in the stand up game?"

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    DUE: I've seen many fights, but after the fact on video websites. I've never watched the intros or anything.

    Pride introductions are one of the best things. Let me introduce you to one of my favorite fighters.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJsbOmrYNY

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Genki Sudo's great, I'll check that out during the next commercial.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What an awesome intro. Maybe i'm biased since Kid is my favorite fighter.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What an awesome intro. Maybe i'm biased since Kid is my favorite fighter.

    i love that story about him getting real baked, shooting that yakuza in the eye and then enson inoue having to save his life.

    edit what i am saying is he is everyone's favorite fighter even if they don't know it yet.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Didn't he shoot him with a BB gun or something? Actually. Link.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yeah it was a bb gun or some sort of air rifle. and like i don't know the link. it was some interview with inoue that i read it on though.

    i'm so sad kid didn't get to go to the olympics but i'm glad it means he's fighting tonight.

    ps war kawajiri. fuck jz.

    pps fuck yeah. kawajiri killed.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    holy shit. the tokoro / cullem fight is the craziest fucking thing i've ever seen.

    i'm loving cullum's corner.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i know i'm talking to myself at this point but i just wanted to say that i'm rooting for maeda in this fight.

    i like to see maeda win because it means that more and more people become worse than krazyhorse by mma math.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    warren is a beast, i'll give him that, but kid won that fight.

    oh well dream 9 was still fucking incredible.

    they announced paulo filho fighting at 205 for dream 10 earlier. i'm excited. hopefully this time he doesn't bring his imaginary friend :(.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    my final thoughts before going to bed:

    kid won. imanari won. miller is a piece of shit. the super hulk tournament should've been 16 man.

    and i can't wait to see aoki rip hansen's head off in two months.

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    mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cracked out has beens (paulo filho) interest you? Seriously?

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